What boomer mode is this and how do you achieve it?

What boomer mode is this and how do you achieve it?

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3 months of Naturally Enhanced and tanning bed

Dude looks like he's no taller than 5'4.

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back the fuck off???!?

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Dude looks like a walking Raisinette.

I'm actually in awe at this man's presence, powerful aura

His arm to body ratio is actually insane dude was made for deadlifts

this is the most boomer webm i have ever seen
i swear i cam hear his lawn mower

*grabs him by the throat*

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daddy choke me and face fuck me mode

>tattoos in hebrew that say "my father" and "love"

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What women prefer mode.

I think that might be an illusion due to a short torso and long legs

Based

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he doesnt have long legs, he has a normal torso and really short legs

looks like a Dragon's Dogma body preset

Why is it you know Hebrew user?

Idk man his legs look normal only thing that looks weird is his long ass arms

I have a friend with the same kind of arms (they almost reach his knees)
OP's guy is probably around 5'8

how do u no?

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he looks so fucking weird, like a GTA vice city character

the firm handshake

Imagine actually wanting to be short, fat, and hairy.

Time for Gandy to visit Gandy Tbh

My midlife crisis dad mode who tries to compensate for his loneliness which he caused by cheating on every woman he had in his life and because of being emotionally abusive to me so nobody gives a shit about him mode. Also he pays prostitutes to piss in his mouth

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>isn't hairy
Oh so you are a woman.

You're both wrong. He has normal arms, normal legs and an extremely long torso

first thoughts

Wasn't expecting that insane amount of back hair

The "Dad Bod "perfected!

Who makes these gifs? Dude needs to get hired. Better animation then dragonball super.

cool dad mode

>"yep, I benched 2pl8s for reps when I was your age" mode

Based.

fucking virgins in this thread I swear. The amount of dudes you see looking exactly like this with a much younger woman at his side is staggering and makes you rethink your life.

Where to find boomer daddy bf?

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>dudes like this
>with women
user...

oh my god hahahahahahahah

Dude probably had more sex past week than all of Jow Forums combined.

Just realized it was a gay thing, but you've never been to a beach have you?

Is it bad that I see my future in this post?

At the Homo Depot.

Step through a noose, it's a portal, it'll take you to where you can find one.

*stabs him in the balls*

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>3 x week wholebody programme ignoring dumb shit like percentages of 1rm
>eat lots of protein but apart from that eat whatever you want
t.41 year old boomer

Maybe he loves his dad?

I know hebrew too
it's something you need to learn for your bar mitzvah
though I haven't really kept up with it at all.

the original design of that gif was made in a series of Jow Forums threads, I know because [spoiler] I was there [/spoiler]

>anthony varrechia
is his name for those anons thinking of converting to power bottoms.