You got muscles

>you got muscles
>but can you put bird seed on my plate and take me to restaurants user?

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u look like a chicken bitch i aint got my 200 grams yet

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Am i trying to fuck the bird in this scenario?

staged picture

cute bird, would feed her my seed.

my sunflower seeds that is, i grow sunflowers.

Fuck you OP, I hope you get ran over by a bus

Fuck off with this instabird shit

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No, but I can put u on my plate

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>tfw got a boner from this
Am I an ornithophile at this point?

This is unironically one of the better posts made on this board in the last 2 years

Does anyone else find women with chicken legs (even skinny women) creepy?

best thread on Jow Forums right now.

I don't know any restaurants that serve bird seed.

Nice thumbnail

i want to eat that duck

never been to a vegan place?

Take off that makeup, Dee. You look like a whore.

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God I wish I was that dead snake hanging on a string

Lost

Oh I'll take you to a restaurant you fowl bitch you.

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>still believing in birds

birbs are better than women

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>but can you put bird seed on my plate and take me to restaurants user?

FEED YOU SOME SEED? SURE I CAN, FOR MY NAME IS SNEED. FORMERLY CHUCK, SO AFTERWARDS, WE CAN SUCK AND FUCK

I'd also feed her my seed, but I don't do any gardening.

This was oddly touching. Much better than Dolphin/Women stories.

Based and birdpilled

if i had to fuck a bird, i mean had to cos my life depended on it, it would be that bird. i don't fuck birds btw.

That's a secretary bird if anyone was wondering

So if I'm following correctly here, you do indeed fuck birds, right?

God id fuck that bird so hard

based
cringe

she so beautiful
with those big eyes
and long lashes, its magnificent silhouette
she more feminine than the most of female human that I meet

OHHHHHH FUCK I WANT TO FUCK THIS BIRD SO BAD

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Please Jow Forums restrain from fucking the bird.

PET the bird. Nice and good. But nothing sexual. Please.

>she more feminine than the most of female human that I meet
that doesn't take much these days

Scatter Furries
To the sewers with you
(And make boots from crAcaldl)

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b-baka

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I'd take out my penis and stuck it in that bird, if you see what I'm getting at.

¿what did he mean by this?

F-fuck you

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1. it's not furry to want to fuck actual animals
2. birbs are dinosaurs so it'd be scalie anyway

gilding the lily

that's a pretty dinosaur

What the fuck? Did this guy strap on for a fucking crane?

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y'all niggaz need Jesus

we need birb waifus to lay eggs for us every day
think of the protons

This man gets it.

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blessed gains bird

FUCK YOU BRO GAAAHHHH

she looks like she ____ ____ ____

sucks pigeon cloaca

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quick drawing on my new waifu

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steps on snek

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Yep, was trying to figure this one out this weekend.

you can't just eat your waifu's eggs
that's lewd

>humanized

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>you're at the sanctuary and this guy slaps you're birds tailfeathers
What do?

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Did you know pigeons die after mating?

At least all the ones I fucked did.

>the absolute state of this thread
Never change Jow Forums

>A magical place

That birb has seen some shit

>refuse to inseminate your waifus eggs so you can eat them
>she gets mad and rapes you

he's gonna see the sole of my boot if he messes with my birbwife

>shadman

beautiful story

Are you a birder?

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he meant he is going to PUT his COCK in the chicken by FUCKING IT and "CUMMING INSIDE" which is a slur to ejaculate inside the chicken and IMPREGNATE IT

u okay?

Here's the one from /b/

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This, it's like eating a woman's period.

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Very nice user.

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my dick is diamonds help

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Can you ever satisfy a bird like this with a 6' brehs

Underrated post

lowkey got half a chub wtf

No way that is real

so this is how the first animal was domesticated ...

same bru i might leave work early to jerk off

DEE is a bird AHAHAHAHA

Fucking /fitcels/ now trying to fuck birds. I knew that this board is homosexual but i just learned that it is also zoophilie

>hey boys

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yaaaaasss queen slayyy

Shoebill waifu? Ridiculous.

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It probably was.

>mammals
disgusting
get that shit outta here

More like "muhcawk"

basketball-americans detected

She's the best girl in Aggretsuko by far

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The prequel to Monster Musume is literally about that