Egg

chegged
>tfw ngmi

fertilized ones taste better

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last 2 digits determine how many eggs to eat

roll

CHICKEN

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this lads gonna make it

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That’s what you must do

That's alot of protein

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is that the vtech shooter

Holy fuck what a based webm

Would you?

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How does he leave the egg fort?

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rolling for egg breakfast

fuck me, 11 eggs

i eat 6 soft boiled eggs 2 times a day as a snack

When he sells all the eggs he can leave

Don't birds piss and shit out of the same hole they lay eggs from?

egg is life

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reddit niggas be like

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NO HE USES THE EGGXIT YOU FUCKING MORON

ded

guys i need help. i used to love eating eggs and i still love the taste but nowadays, literally miinutes after i finish my meal, i get an urge to burp and the odour is so foul that it forces me to vomit until my stomach is empty. this goes on for roughly 2 days straight. i love egg and i need the protein and i dont know what to do anymore

Nice

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COOK 1.5G OF EGG SHELL EVERY DAY TO GET MORE CALCIUM

EGG SHELL IS 95% CALCIUM CARBONATE

eg, g

doesnt that make it better though?

thank 4 tip

YOU EAT ALL MAH EGGS, NIGGA?

I tried eating and egg with the shell once. Not very good

Most birds shit, piss, lays eggs out of, and also get fucked into the same hole, yes.

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He don't, it's to contain his power level

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Girls also get fucked in the hole they shit, push babies, and sometime the one they piss from too

Wtf who is fucking girls in the piss hole

How can humans even compete?

Quadrupling anything below 50

Any hole's a goal

Well, there was a story of a couple a long time ago...
The hubby was fucking her urethra rather then her vagina for years and they honestly thought that the reason they didn't ahve any kids was because she was infertile..
As it turns out they were merely retarded.
LOLOL

suck

Wtf how big was her urethra.

I bet he was just a small dick nigga

Ass eating doesn't discriminate user.

>WAAAHHHHHH
>WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
No gains for you, buddy

OHGODOHFUCK

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