CrossFit

Guarantee the girl that made this is fat as fuck and ugly smdh
Also eating ass is disgusting, people need to quit with that gross shit

Yes

>5'4

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This girl is delusional or psychotic or both.
That's why she's still single.

Aren’t psychopaths inherently delusional?

Saw this meme once on a girls tinder (she was a 9/10)
ended up arriving late for the date we set up and we didnt talk after

Probably its mostly ironic, if its not then yeah

I was wondering who the fuck just eats a bag of olives lol

yeah, not wanting to date a fucking manlet, drug dealers and guys with small dicks is delusional, lmao

to clarify I was the one who ended up late, forgot the time after getting piss drunk with the lads

these standars should be enforced by every woman in order to kill manlets and dicklets by kicking them out of the gene pool, for the sake of humanity, she also forgot to add jawlets.

Hello fellow Patrician. I was eating my 17 year old gfs ass years before it got popular because why the fuck wouldn't you want to?

>no job

lmao, fucking roasties

You only get tapeworms if they have tapeworms. So unless you're from some third world country you're probably fine.

>OMG FUCKING ROASTIES, I HATE THEM, I WISH I HAD A QT TRADITIONAL WIFE
>OMG, WHY SHE WANTS A MAN WITH A JOB, FUCKING WHORE, ALL THE WANTS IS MONEY
>OMG WHY SHE HAS A JOB, WOMEN IN WORKFORCE IS KILLING TRADITIONAL CHRISTIAN VALUES ZOOMG OMG
>OMG WHY SHE DOESN'T WORK, WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR EVEYRTHING OMG FUCKING WHORES

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>no car
>no job
>ugly
>boring

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"not looking for anything serious... with you."

Except modern women are entitled as fuck and have a huge set of double standards that they've adopted since birth because they've always been told they're KWEENS but should be treated completely equally.

>you can't hit a girl!
But if she hits you you must have done something wrong
>muh equal pay
But they won't take the shitty hard high paying jobs
And then at the same time thinking men should have great jobs and provide for them.

And then men have all the burden of being the intiators of potential romance and the potential rejection that entails.

So basically some minimum wage retail twat expects chads and betas alike to compete for them.

I think maybe its now just publicized. It was probably always popular but people didn't talk about it

Everyday I realize more and more that the muslims might be on to something. They and their religion should stay in their countries and they are certainly wrong about a lot. But goddamn our societies are going more and more to shit.

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This is not true, actually.

>the 5'6" and 5'4" rabbits in the back

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>Ignores 90% of the stupid shit she put on there.
>loltotallynotdelusionalhaha

Look dude, she's right to ignore drug dealers and even the small dicks and possibly even the manlets. That's not the stupid shit.

I agree. Freaks can't stop publicising the degenerate shit they do and porn is more and more pervasive. I liked it better when eating ass wasn't a known thing and it was just a pleasant surprise your gf got when she was laying on her back and you were eating the puss

Women unironically do because of muh period cravings

I do if they are from the delicatessen store

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>drug dealer

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>men getting throat cancer from eating pussy
>surely eating ASS aka trace amounts of SHIT will be ok

bravo

delete 3d women

obviously it's a guy who made this shit. Girls don't care about legs.

It's 9Lives, cat food.

But olives are something people eat too, filled with cheese, pepper, onions, etc.

Dude women hold the key to sex. Men hold the key to relationships.It's a lot easier for men to rub one out than it is for a woman to remain single.

I know the pain

dont forget how much guys here hate women who have "careers"

>she's psychotic for having standards
You wouldn't want a bitch that open her legs to anyone right? You can't have it both ways.

>tfw 5'5
feels good man

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Just because a basedfellow said it doesn't mean it's not true lmao how is that a fucking argument?

I don't have a single one of these.

Then again I don't even lift.

Don't understand eating ass, it's crazy to me. I can see it if the girl just came out of the shower and cleaned very well i guess, but this thing where guys will literally lick where a woman shits out of which may not be completely clean at any other time blows my mind. and even if it is clean, like TP come sup white, there will definitely still be shit particles and aroma/taste because using just dry TP wont get rid of all that which most americans use

blows my mind how something like say eating your boogers is the biggest social faux pas in society when boogers are just dust blood and mucus (that always lines your throat) but literally putting your tongue one someone's shithole is seen as hot

Quit mogging everyone

>Doesn't eat ass
>Personal Trainer
>Ugly af
Half her "standards" aren't even personality traits.

You shouldn't do it if she hasn't showered, that's obvious. But it gets me really horny to do it.

What's the problem with eating ass, girls have such a clean and beautiful hairless ass, it smells like roses.

>They should stay in their countries
agreed.
>their religion should stay in their countries
hell no. White Islam should be implemented right NOW!
Heil Prophet John (anglo saxon name)

Or check this out. ...and then prophet John - peace be upon him - said... ---- see how cool it sounds?

HEIL PROPHET JOHN
THE ONE WHO BROUGH EUROPA OUT OF THE DARK AGES! (LITERALLY LMAO)

HEIL PROPHET JOHN
HE WHO THRUST LIFE INTO THE MEN AND TAMED THE WOMEN

HEIL PROPHET JOHN
WHO RETURNED OUR COUNTRIES TO PROSPERITY

dear fucking god, i'm patenting this shit right now

i refuse to believe that guys picking up girls from dating apps, bars, parties, even just someone after a day of work or exercise or something are making the girl shower first. i refuse to believe that the ass eating meme that has permeated society comes with an unwritten rule of *as long as she has showered first*

>tfw eat pussy
>tfw smoke cigarettes
>tfw smoke bongs
I know what I'll be giving up before I stop eating pussy and ass.

Don't feel bad. Lanklets can get a waifu as well.

>MEN ARE SUPERIOR OMG WHY I CAN'T HIT WOMEN BACK OMG BADING OOKIE DOKIE LETSAGO!"

>WHY I CAN'T HIT WOMEN
you literally can though lmao
sometimes I wish i was with a dumb roastie instead of my gf, so i could hit her

her standards are too high

Which of her standards is too high? Sounds reasonable to me and I'm a guy with no job who 420blazes every day

>dumb roastie
>thinks he's not dumb because he wish he could date down so he could get away with physical violence agaisnt a criature physically inferior in any way
lmao

do you have a big dog by any chance, why don't you ditch it for a chihuaha so you can hit it without repercussions instead of training it like a real man, cuck

>there will definitely still be shit particles and aroma/taste

that's why it's so hot you god damn retard

>heh gotta die off something right bro?!

Throat cancer is hell bro, your edgy attitude wont change that

her standars are what normal people should aim for?
if men want to reduce women to a living furniture, then why women should accept sex from an inferior male?
it's like selling my product for free just because the other party said so, it's retarded, incels don't deserve sex, relationships and love

>his IQ is so low he thinks eating pussy guarantees getting throat cancer

so if we break down her "standards" into groups we have:

>a number of shitty/nonexistent jobs
makes sense, she doesn't want someone with a shit job

>has gf/married/kids
obviously red flags

>some unfixable things like height and dick size
not very fair

>bad personality traits like being boring, creepy
understandable

i dunno, most of her things are vapid but some are understandable and probably similar to standards guys here have for women

>eww vaginas have bacteria, better don't have sex, I mean ewww, my nintendo switch is clean unlike vagina, yes I weight 400lbs, how could you tell?

>>some unfixable things like height and dick size
>not very fair
would you date an extremelly deformed woman because someone else think it's not fair?
because that's what being a dicklet and short male is, a deformity

kek btfo that incel

dicklet manlet detected

those were just to appeal to the guys here who get furious when women have standards for height and penis size, but then they say how they won't date woemn unless they have a certain size tits or height either

My fuck buddy posted this meme on Facebook and im a boring creepy forever cutting bloat lord

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That's why i said "sometimes", cretin. Like how sometimes I want to kill myself, doesn't mean I'll go and do it.

That's why she's just licking your ass and balls and not kissing you.

yes, the best part is that humans are sexual dysmorphic species, it doesn't matter if women have small tits or ass, becuase her vagina will be 99% functional, since it's just a hole.
hell, small tits and ass can be cute if they are properly shaped. but men...
you can't fix an small dick, because penises are designed to penetrate deep and give pleasure.
would people here date a woman without a mouth, anus and vagina? because thats woman feel about men with small dicks, they see them as men who can't provide pleasure at all.

>Doesn't eat ass.
Only thing not mentioned here is being straightedge. Saying you don't drink or smoke in my experience pushes away most young childless women and turns single moms into homing missiles to the point I try not to mention it anymore.

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>creepy and "send nudes"
im sure if she found a guy she likes and he was being creepy as fuck flirting sexually with her and asking her for nudes she wouldnt have a problem with it though right?

why is that this doesn't make me angry anymore? Did I stop being an incel?

yeah, like any normal person.
I mean, who would get angry at being molested by a hot woman?

yes, it's a good step, improve yourself and ignore incels, women want hot men, then get the best looking you can and fuck many as you can

She's a borderline midget and a fat alcoholic

You wouldnt pick a curvelet girl, would you?

ha, that sounds familiar

Is there something I do t know about with personal trainers? Secret pussy slayers or what

how do i not be boring?

please respond

hoenstly i have no idea what women look for in a guy to be "not boring", and im pretty sure the things they think make a guy "boring" is their normal every day behaviors

Women are so disgusting.

how is being a personal trainer a bad thing baka

easy as fuck, just talk about whatever video you watched, there's tons of fun pseudo science shit on youtube like What I've Learned, they dig that shit, when you're teaching them something new they feel inferior to you and will have more respect for you. You don't have to necessarily talk about cool shit you did, just cool shit you know.

>you can't fix an small dick
You can though, completely naturally. It just takes hella long and a lot of work.

what would the male version of this look like

Moneh. Bitches are after moneh.

>tryna
sure that is a very top notch female. trash attracts trash.

>fat
>ugly
that's about it

all the animals running away

You sound like a bitch. Why are you thinking about eating ass when you're too much of a pussy for any girl to date?

you just know the woman behind this post is a high maintenance 30 yo roastie who is going to die alone.

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Very true

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Psychotic =/= psychopath