Girl at chipotle gave me 3 scoops of chicken

her nudes are nice

Very nice titties for how skinny she is.

Where can I find the nudes?

Im ignorant of how chicken can be measured in scoops.

She was probably high and just forgot

>lifting for women
>overreacting to random shit like this

You're set to be a loser for the rest of your life, might aswell hang yourself right now.

In chipotle (a fast food restaurant) they have big bins filled with chopped or shredded meat that they scoop up with something resembling an ice-cream scooper and dump it into your burrito.

Btfo

Just google it. Her name was already posted in this thread.

>get large at tropic smoothie and she charges me for medium
oh fellas this is the good life

>return game to EB
>paid $40
>girl working there gives me $80 back
Cya later virgins

>Not getting two scoops of chicken in a bowl with rice on the side.

If you get rice on the side, you can stop them from charging you for a chicken 3-pointer. You will pay between 1.80-4.00 depending on how they ring it up.

if you're poor why are you paying somebody to give you a little bowl of chicken and rice

Because I want the 60+ grams of protein and the rice for 1.80 without all the sodium and other worthless shit they put in a bowl.

>implying rich people don't try to score deals.

SHIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

>go to shops to buy groceries with bro
>get to checkout
>bro goes down one checkout and i go down another
>get female cashier
>she is giggling at all my shitty jokes
>won't stop eye fucking me
>accidentally ask her when she finishes work (work sucks so i was just trying to make convo)
>she gets all excited and tells me when she finishes right as she finishes scanning my shit
>"haha sounds good i'll be paying on card btw"
>pay for my shit
>walk off
>friend walks up to me when he's done
>tells me the girl wanted the dick badly
>she was fat tho
Why do I only attract fat chicks? Why don't the skinny girls act awkward around me?! REEEEEE

This

Cook your own, pleb

I do, but Chipotle taste better with considerably less effort.

Is American Chipotle from the fast food place the same shitty chipotle flavour in bottled sauce and shit? Like peri peri? If so it's shit.

No, Chipotle is one of the most popular American 'quick food' places. They specialize in burritos. Although it is fast food they have higher quality ingredients and good tasting food.

America is so fucking weird. And fat. Lose weight bro I believe in you.

Not fat, but I agree with you. Chipotle is actually pretty healthy though, it's one of the best places to go if you lift and need quick food.

Also, calling Americans fat is hate speech and I am 100% certain that is illegal in your country.

fpbp

God I hate Chipotle

>Not fat, but I agree with you
Denial isn't a good look, fatbro. Keep up your weight loss journey 2019!

>it's one of the best places to go if you lift and need quick food
I went to McDicks the other day and that shit is like $9.00 for a burger and medium fries or something ridiculous. Like $12 if you want a large. Thank fuck I don't go there anymore. Point is: shit is expensive as fuck here, it's always cheaper to cook food at home

>Also, calling Americans fat is hate speech and I am 100% certain that is illegal in your country.
Adipose planets aren't a protected class in my nanny-state country so eat a deep-fried dick.

Post body

>literally get up out of your chair and go to the bathroom
>get undressed
>take your phone
>cameramode.activate
>pose for me
>snap a good picture
>maybe even include a timestamp so i know it's really you
>put your phone down
>get dressed again
>grab phone
>come back to thread
>upload picture for me to look at
This is the entitlement of a fat buger

>If you look like a kid, women love to feed you, it's in their nature
spot on mate.

we get it Mohammad, you're projecting because your body is a mess.

>Literally is too fat to get up and take a picture of himself.

I'm not too fat to get up, faggot. I just need a little bit of help that's all.

OUCH
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Is Ciara still dating that 35 year old dude?

No she's pure.