So long story short I signed up for the gym yesterday and have already made a bad name for myself at the gym. I am new so was benching on the smith machine when this meathead said something along the lines of how I shouldn’t even try. I noticed he had some popsickle sticks for legs that didn’t match his body and called him out in front of the whole freeweight area.
The guy ended up chasing me out to my car and was banging on my window. I ended up brandishing a weapon because I feared for my life.
Now I’m sitting at home thinking about the whole situation - do you think he will leave me alone now? Am I safe to go back or should I just workout with my open carry on my side?
I would just workout with open carry from now on user
Parker Torres
What kinda ghetto ass gym are you going to
Hudson Morales
Do you live in Russia or something?
Evan Anderson
>tfw OP made fun of some guy who was in a wheelchair for the past year
Samuel Ward
you should have snapped his twig legs
Andrew Gray
Its in North Carolina of all places
John Morris
Dumb amerimutts. You fucking sluts don't understand anything. Here in Chad Europe everyone is nice to each other (except the mudslimes and the negroes of course). Why can't you people just get along with each other? Stop acting like apes, you sluts.
Nathan Wood
>benching on the smith machine >meathead said something along the lines of how I shouldn’t even try
>gym brad decides to be more chad-like for once and try to give some well-meaning advice to a newcomer, to not use the smith machine for anything >kinda comes out wrong but brad can't even begin to apologize when the newcomer starts insulting him in front of his gym crush >brad ends up mad as fuck, resolves to never be like chad, chases newcomer out of gym only for newcomer to pull a gun on him
S&W 2.0 are actually pretty decent for the price range
Ian Myers
Likely how it went down tbqfhwymg
Jordan Cook
i have one in .45 not that shitty conceal laser light bullshit
Jacob Harris
So a guy got in your face and you ran away as hard as you could out the building? Just go at a different time.
Hunter Anderson
>be me, gymbro >notice someone who is clearly new wrongfully using the smith machine >"Hey bro, don't even try using the smith machine, just use the bench" >looks panicked >"Uh, yeah, well, you have small legs motherfucker" >Geekin on preworkout so get mad as hell >He takes off to his car >Notice he left his shaker bottle near the smith machine >Run out to give it to him >He sits terrified in his car, so I just put it down and walk back into the gym
Logan Gutierrez
Last thing he told me was he is going to get me when I least expect it. I had triple check all my doors are locked its bugging me out
Yeah, he was talking about your shaker bottle, bro.
But jokes aside you're actually fucking retarded. Picture this.
>Family rents out room to me >Walk into the living room and strip down to my underwear >Father walks up and says "Hey, can you at least put on some pants?" >Say his wife is ugly >Don't understand when he wants to beat my ass
Dylan Fisher
Kek. Even our ghetto areas are barely ghetto.
Charles Peterson
You made the right choice op. That guy wanted to knock you out. Each KO is a concussion. Each concussion is brain damage. The brain isnt protected very good. He could have paralyzed you. You shouls report him to the front desk if you havent by now.
William Sanders
>I noticed he had some popsickle sticks for legs that didn’t match his body and called him out in front of the whole freeweight area. >The guy ended up chasing me out to my car and was banging on my window. I ended up brandishing a weapon because I feared for my life.
What a pussy
Matthew Anderson
LMAO planet fitness is more your style you'll find all the Smith machines you need. FYI don't pull a gun out unless you're gonna shoot or you look like a bitch
why can't you bench at the smith machine? I don't have these problems at my homegym
Elijah Miller
You did the right thing. Even if the details are a little muddied he was totally out of line trying to start shit to that degree. Fuck that, rage filled gymcels need a reality check from time to time. He's probably just as spooked as you right now.
Oliver Flores
More like he was trying to give you advice about free weight vs machines. So you insulted him then fucking brandished at him? Ffs he should have beat your ass with a bar.
Jordan Sanders
So long story short >was doing power cleans in the smith machine >gymbro walks on by and stops to look at me >shakes his head at me >”you look just like that OP guy, a faggot doing that stupid exercise” >tell him nuh uh and call his ass out infront of everyone >he starts charging at me >pull out pic from my gym bag to scare him off
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this lol Why is it that the darker the person, the bigger nuisance he is in the gym (does not apply to indians for some reason)
Ayden Hall
meat head cope
Elijah White
And thus, Blason Jaha was born.
Noah Morgan
In all seriousness, anyone carry at the gym? I used to but stopped when I was doing ohp and flashed my gun, no one saw but that’s when I realized I just want to focus on my lifts. I carry everywhere else but I just carry pepperspray whenever I go.
Jack Wilson
nigga what Why are americucks like this? I get wanting to carry a gun if you're outside alone at night or something like that, but in a gym of all places? Incel shooters don't go to the gym, so you're completely safe there.
Levi Sanchez
>Why are americucks like this?
Violence can happen anywhere? Where are you from the time you step outside of your front door to the gym? People have been attacked in their driveways, in traffic, parking lots etc. Carrying a gun up to that point and then leaving it in your car unattended so a dirty illegal spic can break in and jack it is dumb as fuck, so I have carried to the gym for a solid year, Yes, it’s unlikely that a gym will be the place you get attacked. I get it though, you’re a europoor living in a nanny state where the concept of personal security and freedom is an alien concept so I won’t judge you too harshly for not understanding.
Caleb Perry
Unlike you I have the freedom to live life without having to worry about getting shot at the gym. That's what true freedom is. The ability to do what you want to without getting shot or dying because your insurance company won't cover your treatment. You can cope all you want but Americans aren't free.
Gabriel Harris
>low test yuropoor
Anthony Rivera
you act like there are no guns in countries where carrying is illegal
Elijah Flores
This reads like some obscure pasta Well done if you made this OP.
Jason Diaz
Come on this has to be a pasta. The smith machine?
What the fuck? Why would you carry at the gym of all places? How is it even possible to get into a fight at the gym without actively seeking one?
Luis Kelly
Kek'd
Jaxson Thomas
Well he was right, you shouldn't even try benching with the smith machine. I kek'd at you calling out his chicken legs though.
Him chasing you out to your car was too far though. You were fine.
Go back, keep your open carry on your side. When you check in let them know that the guy chased you out to your car and was banging on your window and it made you concerned for your safety. Let them know that you'll run to the front desk if he attempts any further violent action against you, and you hope they can de-escalate things.
Lastly, don't fucking use the smith machine. Especially don't bench on the smith machine. Before you go back, actually do some learning about the exercises and form and shit. Dude was probably trying to save you from being an idiot.
If he's not violent the next time he talks to you, apologize, tell him you were nervous and scared, and you realize he was trying to help. Then ask if he can help you with how to get started working out.
Kevin Wilson
Your problem is not lifting but basic human interactions.
Joseph Rogers
>yuros >being nice >being happy You are quite possibly the most bitter people on this earth
Logan Martin
NC gym rat here. If you pull a gun on me you better squeeze that trigger or I'm ending your life bitch.
he should've brandished a weapon and shot your stupid ass for using a smith machine instead
Jayden Roberts
In my area Indians and sand dwellers are the only annoying people. >wear too much cologne >loud White thots too who do weird calisthenics in areas
Lincoln Russell
>meathead Autistic, retarded and fake
Cooper Garcia
Kek
Samuel Collins
>I doubt it
Mason Parker
OP here with a quick update - I decided to go back in today at a different time and luckily I didn’t run into the meathead today but he left a note on my car (I am guessing it was him)
Also should I notify the authorities or handle this myself? I lost sleep over it last night....
Caleb Davis
LMAO you're such a lil bitch
Nicholas Sanchez
Bump. Posting on epic bread
Leo Scott
I think you are making shit up
Meathead wasnt at the gym but went through the effort of constantly stalking the parking lot just to find your car and leave a note on fucking toilet paper? Yeah nah.
Dis. Fake and gay. OP's going to continue the story, disappear and leave the gullible wondering if he was murdered.
Ethan Gomez
People on roids are crazy, maybe he works near there?
William Hughes
KEK. I just spit my mouthful of scrambled eggs on the table while reading this.
Luis Sullivan
This is a larp, but the good kind where they actually put in effort for a quality product
William Mitchell
nah all the sad people stay home on antidepressants or kill themself, in america 1 in 4 women and 1 in idk 10 men is on mental health drugs and they walk the street just fine(if not too fat)
Aiden Hall
imagine larping as a betacuck
Owen Green
Very underrated comment
Levi Johnson
LARP A R P
Cooper Walker
based strokeposter
Jason Cruz
Because America started as a vast wilderness and has never been a homogeneous country. At first we had bears wolves and savages who would scalp us, then we had arguments with our brothers in Britain that led to wars, then we had mexicans causing trouble, then war each other which led to niggers being spread all over our country which have raised crime rates everywhere, and now on top of that we have mexicans causing problems again.
Owning a gun for protection is bread into the American way of life. It's a tradition that has turned into a consequence of never ending multiculturalism in this nation. (It was ended from late 1800s to early 1900s which lead to some of the best times in the US but was severely reversed in the 60s.)
Samuel Lee
>be op >squatting 3pl8 (25lb pl8s, so 185lbs) >roid man hits me over the head with a 45lb pl8 right on my last rep >collapse >gym stacy runs to stop chad from killing me >notices stacy >starts raping her over the smith machine guard rails >I get some of the after work
Over all a good day
Benjamin Clark
Bait and Larppilled
Aiden Gutierrez
Just in case you're serious, you should let the gym staff know what the guy looks like and that he has not only chased you to your car and was banging on the window of your car, but that he has now openly threatened you. Then right in front of the gym staff with the note, call the police and let them have the note as evidence should anything happen. Maybe check your vehicle for a fingerprint just in case he's already in the system. Once a criminal piece of shit, always a criminal piece of shit.
Then if he attacks you again you can just shoot him and your ass is covered.
Alexander Sanchez
Is this a joke? Europeans dont even talk to each other
Andrew Wilson
Kek
Brandon Bailey
What if the meathead was in OP's head the entire time and OP has a personality disorder?
Are you even European? Here in the east you are not supposed to make eye contact with strangers and your face should be expressionless Oh and there are no Muslims and niggers here.
Owen Garcia
This It's probably 40% European American larping.
Dylan Rodriguez
They probably all stay away from each other at the gyms because no one fucking showers in Europe. The BO in the gyms must be out of control.
lasers are actually really cool if you open carry and ever have to draw, had a friend draw on some nigger and oh my god how he froze with that bright ass green bean on his chest, very intimidating
