/fph/ Fat Pet Hate Thread

lol shut the fuck up faggot

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Provide less food to cat, haha
He will improve health forthwithly, cardiovascular improvement will strengthen because of larger volume of movement in cat

Why did I think this was a guy's ballsack with blood

Remove

and maybe you will win an award for feline political correctness. we'd both have a fantastic day

Its pretty easy to make him lose weight. My cats were 8-9kg because they were synycal bitches and would go around my parents every 4 hours asking for food, and if denied would annoy us until they got food. 4 mobths ago, slowly i started reducing their food intake and now they only eat dry food, and they have lost 4-5kg. They are much happier now, try to do that.

low iq and latent homosexuality

Make it smoke some meth or shoot it in her leg urself

my cats are selfish assholes, I wish I had never got them.

>(s)he

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My cats bring me dead birds, mice and bunnies
Maybe you're a shitty owner

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Based fortuna poster.
Too bad the game went to the shitter.

I don't understand why do you guys hate fat people they literally didn't do anything to harm you, they're just enjoying life and not trying to be loved by someone based on thier looks but on thier personalities

Change his food to diet one a start playing with him
Use laser or feather

I love fat cats so much. My brain just soaks itself with serotonin when I see one

How the fuck my cat never brought me so much as a leaf. I saw him get bullied by a bird once.

Imagine the smell of that thing's shit.
Cats shit in your house, walk around in it, then it's asleep on your couch.
kek if you own a cat you are fucking disgusting beyond belief.
How is this Jow Forums? Because cats are so unhealthy for you?

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Fuck that nigga

are you chinese

Well I guess in this case it's not certain whether it's a boy cat or girl cat

Look at that adorable chonk.

I want to kill those niggers.

Your cat is fucking up the ecosystem. Look up the cat menance in Australia. It's a national emergency.

Just suck each other off already

You're an asshole.

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I dont want to suck (s)his dick

>I hope someone charge kicks those fucking heaps of organic waste to a wall too.

oh no what will we do

My cat brings me live mice

This, who fucking cares about birds

Words can't express how much I hate niggers.

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I kill cats and I have no regrets. It's legal.
If I see a cat in my yard, it gets a CCI Stinger. Usually one shot will drop them.
Last one I got right in the breastbone, dead center.
I usually get head shots but he was about 40 yards away.
I dumped it in the abandoned restaurant dumpster on the main road.
There's gotta be 10-15 cats in there kek

you're so fucking cool dude holy shit

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This video made me racist

I'm not interested in cool, I'm interested in feline removal. They shit in sandboxes, spread their toxoplasmosis, kill small animals.
Cats will eventually be outlawed, I'm simply ahead of the curve.

You are both evil and stupid.
If I ever see you I am going to shoot you in the head.

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>OY CAROOOL, ITS AN OTTER FOCKIN CAT AGAIN, GEV ME THE BLUNDERBUSS, CAROOOL FOCKIN BETCH COME ON THERES A FICKIN CAAAT, WHERES MY BLONDERBOSS

Pic related is one of my 2 cats, (this one is the less retarded, the other often bring birds or mices but also get hurt) how does it feel knowing you will never be able to kill him ?

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>how does it feel knowing you will never be able to kill him ?
I'm not psychotic, I don't go out of my way to kill them. They come to my yard, I kill them. Simple as that.
People in advance of society sometimes appear evil and stupid. I'm simply ahead of the curve. It used to be evil to say the Earth isn't the center of the Universe.
Cats are a parasite of no utility to humans, and they carry disease and are an invasive species.

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You're no visionary or anything.
You are stupid, and you are evil.

Have to agree with that user. Cats are fucking trash and incredibly self centered. Dogs are mans real best friend

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Yes you are psychotic. You aren't a farmer, so you have no excuse for killing small animals, especially ones that probably belong to other people.

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Wait until he reveals that he puts out shit to attract cats.

I live in the country and I hunt rabbits and other small game. I also love birds.
Keep your disgusting shitting cat indoors and people like me (there are a lot of us) won't kill it.
I don't have to permit any stray animal on my land. I've already spoken to the Cty Prosecutor about this. Stray pets are a disease hazard, cats in particular.

Can take the chink out of China but you can never take China out of the chink

Chad cat vs virgin kitty

Nope I like dogs. Dogs are our bros, we evolved together.

You do know that cats, even domesticated ones fuck around a lot ? Uf a cat goes in your garden without a collar thats totally normal, as a collar is very unpleasing for them and even dangerous if they accidentally get hang by it on a fence or something
You ARE psychotic

Also post body

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cats_in_ancient_Egypt
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyja

dogs are shit animals

That's too bad, cats should not be outside.
You can get all emotional if you want. Cats are bad animals and an invasive species.

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scopeweb.mit.edu/dogs-responsible-for-wildlife-predation-and-extinctions-53ac25664134
Enjoy living with rabies/scabies-filled retarded creatures who attack 5year old
childrens

People who torture and kill cats very often have some underlying sexual dysfunctions. They subconsciously view the cats as a symbol of femininity and thus projecting their frustrations onto them.

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lol whoooooo
You even included the pic of the pshrink
Cats suck though I love pussy, just not pussies.

Build windmill farms and kill them.

I fucking hate white people.

youtube.com/watch?v=q2JTQ15-FpU

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Don't humans do the same shit?

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What the fuck is this autistic shit?

>Studying to be a civil rights attorney
This shit used to piss me off but there's something comforting in knowing that the system always brutalizes the starry-eyed dreamers because the law is not friendly nor is it particularly forgiving

How many cats have you killed? I am going to kill one bird for every cat you've killed

Birds are basically just little flying niggers anyway

Alex is strong because Alex is a man.

My cat got really fat recently so what I started to do is chase it around the house (with the doors locked, so she can't escape) to make her lose weight. I did that for about an hour and now she looks very ill, I already gave her water and she seems to get better, but do I give her food or wait?

Based retard

Restrict your cat's diet. One scoop of food a day. Sleep with your door closed so it cant harass you to feed it in the middle of the night

Don't give him cat food filled with vegetables and rice u moron

>one my grandma's cats is a massive fatass
>he got diabetes, and now it costs her several thousands of dollars per month for him not to die

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This is retarded and also actually racist.

It's just virtue signaling. He wants to be a civil rights attorney because Mexican immigrants are having their civil rights violated, right?

U mean man's obidient servant

>My cat is fat so I'm going to terrorize it for an hour.

Sounds about right.

Sure you did

>mom used to do legal work for the poor, almost exclusively mexicans, often pro bono
>stopped doing it because they were always ungrateful, rude, and demanding

It's funny because she talks shit about "poor" people now but we all know she's talking about minorities.

Well maybe if the minorities weren't terrible pieces of shit they wouldn't get so much "racist" backlash. Racists are just normal people who have seen enough shit from minorities and resolve not to take it any more.

Better than a vagabond you let into your house for 10 years who'll never love you

Kek

HELP
my pussy is bed bound! he just orders meowDonalds with uber eats and can't even put clothes on anymore!
someone please give advice!

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Im glad that intersectional feminism has brought us to a place away from women having to see unrealistic body images in the media. these quirky feminist cartoon characters are much more realistic depictions of what real womens bodys look like.

>perfectly sculpted hips and ass
>medium waist
>2 pl8 squat, mirin quads/calves
>shoulders 1/3 as wide as hips
>eyes as big as their fist

its so good that little girls are told that THIS is whats normal and expected as opposed to just being at a healthy weight.

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>White people
>Not niggers and honorary niggers

Who do you think is staffing all of those animal welfare agencies? It's not gooks.

based negros

cats are the niggers of the animal kingdomand i will feed them to my future dog

yeah dude, lets just artificially introduce a predator that kills mass amounts of native animals for the fun of it. this can't possibly have any negative effects down the line. it's not as if birds do anything anyway...

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make #trannypower a meme pls

prolly feeding him too much, even just slightly hungry cats will opt for bigger prey and take more risks. while cats who eat too much get lazy and start avoiding any minir confrontation.

t. im a vet

Remember folks,
Always spay and neuter your pets

Blacks and Mexicans in my town.

This is bait but fuck niggers