last one had an NSFW image
Post your mires no matter how small
Official mire thread
Liam Thompson
Jacob Powell
are negative mires allowed?
>start working out about 9 months ago, seen some noticeable gains
>first time in my life I've really been happy being single
>get invited to relatives birthday party
>really hot girl there, can't be bothered talking to her
>later on in night she comes up to me and starts feeling chest and arms
>asks me to pick her up
>starts making out with me
>I probably haven't kissed anyone in 6 years at this point
>she wants to have sex but I reject her, don't know why
>finds me on social media and starts messaging me today
I thought I'd be super happy about this but for some reason I'm incredibly depressed, I think there must be something really fucked up with me, kind of want to go to hospital but last time even after getting taken in by a SWAT team I got released within an hour.
Dylan Edwards
>GORL SMAUIL AHT MEH
>MIUR THRUEHD
Robert White
Vlad getting the mires
>be I, small weak boy
>am wanting to be the big strong man
>make many lifting
>many moons later am now big strong man
>making the rough sex at whore lady
>she does touching of arm muscle
>”oh my you’re so big and strong, btw can you tell my son OP that his tendies are ready on your way out?”
Hudson Brown
Forgot to attach the screenshot whoops
>roomie from college is getting surgery to help him with tons of breathing issues
>hes in the military so it's free
>surgeon offers him plastic surgery to get a chad jawline
>he says yea since he isnt paying
>mfw this is what he sends me after I ask him what hes getting
Made me feel handsome. Bromires are the best. Yall can keep your thotmires
Dominic Campbell
tell SWAT story m8
Jordan Parker
What kind bullshit are you writing? Do you want (you)'s so bad?
Brandon Morgan
That message is gay as fuck lol
Aaron Harris
lemme guess, he sucked your dick and then everyone clapped
Jace Anderson
I don't think it's that interesting but whatever
>tried to check myself into hospital a few times, pretty much got ignored every time
>got some bad personal news and feeling really bad
>take a bunch of phenibut
>start calling up senators offices demanding to be transferred to them, threatening suicide if I didn't get through
>about 45 mins later about 6 cops knock on my door
>ignore it
>30 mins after that I hear a loadspeaker telling me to come out
>ignore it for a while longer
>notice a cop in full swat gear with an AR-15 squatting in my garden
>realize they aren't going away and don't want my house fucked up too badly or my dog to get shot
>walk outside
>bearcat parked across my driveway, can see some cops peeping out and some behind it
>they get me to lay down and pat me down
>hand me off to medics
>be in hospital emergency room for an hour, a doctor comes and says that the psychiatric ward is full so I can stay in the emergency ward if I want but legally they can't keep me there for some reason so I am free to go
Adrian Brown
>not clapping after a dick suck
Mason Miller
You're probably gay
Or your gut is saving you from STD or some shit
Probably the first one coz ur here
Isaiah Collins
>Haven't asked anyone out in years
>Find an interesting and attractive woman
>She's overly-friendly and (I assume) flirtatious
>I can see myself actually feeling something for this girl
>Heart pumping, throat dry, hands shaking, I'm gonna ask her out
>"Sorry user, I have a bf"
>Feel ok at first before the experience sinks in
There's that "man losing last bit of hope he didn't know he had" reaction image which I never saved, I'd have posted that one if I could. I haven't felt this deeply unhappy and fundamentally undeserving of love in a very long time. Her presence in my life would have made me happy. I just want to get this over with.
Eli Lopez
Check the catalog first
Bentley Roberts
> at party meeting some friends of gf for the first time
> one of them asks me to flex "wow your arms are like, wow!"
> another one a bit later "holy shit not just your arms but you legs are like treetrunks"
> we go out for dinner, one of them is pointing at my tricep, i notice "oh im sorry we're just fucking impressed by your muscles"
been cutting a lot of weight and also clearly lost some muscle, so that was nice.
was walking around without shirt a while ago and a car full of girls drove by.
they slowed down and one of em screamed i never had to put on a shirt before they sped off.
have i made it?
Carson Allen
This older bagger lady at the grocery store had trouble try to hand me my stuff cause it was heavy. She said " Do you need help bringing..." looked at my arms and said "Oh. I guess not with muscles like those"
Still dyel by fit stanards but still nice.
Tyler Mitchell
kys
Connor Garcia
>working the night shift at Micky D's
>some goober pulls up to the drive thru intercom, asking for "nuggies, 2 McCheekie's, and a venti soda"
>"That'll be $16.78, sir"
>a few minutes later he arrives to the window, driving a 3k civic covered with anime stickers
>he looks like he eats McDicks 4 times a day, yet he's wearing a captain america stringer
>Tell him he could be a model or something (xD)
>He gets a little red in the face, says "y..you too" and lifts his right arm up like he was about to flex his bicep?
>peels out of the drive thru, nearly crashing into an embankment
Gipped that bozo of his McChickens lmao
Julian Baker
fuckin based
Jack Adams
So you were feeling suicidal
SWAT gets called
Sounds like the senator was trying to help you die, death by police
Vote for him, that's a man of the people who cares about your needs user
Also, why were you calling senators?
Jack White
Based and everytimepilled
Josiah Morales
>"Sorry user, I have a bf"
Fuck this, 99% of girls have a bf and when they break up they find another one within weeks, some times even days. How am I supposed to meet a BFless girl?
Chase Nguyen
Josiah Jackson
Easiest way is to get introduced through a mutual friend/group. Easier if you have female friends (inb4 incel greentext), but since this is Jow Forums and I'm going to assume you don't have a big friend group the best option is to just get on dating apps, have high standards, and grind it out. The 2nd part is where most people fail.
Kevin Harris
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