/fph/ & /fps/

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>It was international nerd day, but the double-doors weren't open to let in obese people
The most unbelievable thing about this story. How did all the other nerds get in?

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Welp, natural selection I guess.

The human body truly is an amazing thing. Look at how much damage it can sustain and still function.

How the fuck can someone think french fries are keto

>fph
>posts inspiration

Fatties are one of the best arguments against socialized healthcare.

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Horrific, but also very well-written and just the slightest bit embellished so it makes you wonder if it's all real

>BBQ sauce
>Fries
>Hot dog bun
>"keto"
lmao what the fuck

Ready the Battalion

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why did this give me a semi

is it a male or a female? which part of her/his body is the ass? the fat literally makes entraces that look like she has 10 asses

I truly wonder how these photos are meant to look anything but clinical and grotesque to viewers. even the desaturated, dark tone of the photos serves to make them look jarring and horrifically surreal. i wonder if the photographer’s comments about “beauty” are just a cover for a genuinely interesting but kind of disturbing collection of photos so she doesn’t get hate for portraying a fat woman as such

>The gene for cancer
What did she mean by this?

Kek. This reads like a leftist's fever dream

It is a leftist's fever dream.

>the Chad CC trenchcoat hisser

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lol,the sea is trying to reclaim it's kraken.

except the little girl paid the price

>can't call retards that are putting their child's life at risk out on their bullshit because they are customers
>can't keep the child even overnight
IN THE HOME OF THE BRAVE

Good for her

The little girl was freed from her torture. The fat parents paid the price. They will have to live with having killed their daughter.

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Exactly, their genes didn't live on.

as if they care
there's no way they didn't know that they were gonna kill her

it may sound harsh but she really deserves to die

>implying parents who do that to their child in the first place would consider themselves even partially responsible

any excuse.

it's the same in other countries

How much does a ring like that cost? What's an okay carat count(?) for a regular blue collar(poor) fag?

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

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There's no way in america youd be allowed to take your child home.we have to report even suspected child abuse cases.

That girl was clearly in a constant state of DKA and diabetic. At 7 she might have been a form of type 1 which is even more sad. I hope those lards are in prison.

Fuck fat people but fuck fat parents more who get their kids that way

>im twice as healthy as someone with 3 autoimmune disorders, tendinitis, and high risk of cancer
Thats not a brag

literally dont marry a woman that cares about jewelry. it leads down a rabbit hole of tremendous amount of "gimme me dats"

She doesn't and wouldn't care. Also, my buddy has a forge and has made some rings before. Im probably going to have him show me how to make a ring and make one myself. I'm just curious as to how much that type of shit costs.

$300 ish for a real diamond like that.

if you get a diamond ring like a normie, get a lab one. they're prettier and cheaper than real ones. only way you can tell is by going to a professional, and the way they can tell is because it's lTOO perfect.

I would focus on the total weight of the diamond as opposed to the size of a single gem. You can get a lot better quality in the smaller stones and you can get more diamond for less money.

A 1 carat solitaire will run you 4-6k, but 1 carat total in 3 gems will run you around 1.8-2.5k. Also, look on facebook selling groups. I see engagement rings come up for sale all the time because people's engagements fall out and the chick usually just wants 1k or something cash for it when the guy paid 2-3k.

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Imagine bragging about 2x healthier than a person with 3 different autoimmune disorders and tendinitis

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That's a very thoughtful analysis. I think you're right. The message was just an excuse to exhibit the freakshow.

My grandma had a piece of costume jewelry that she wore a lot. It has a 3 mm fake diamond then a 6 mm fake diamond, then another 3 mm fake diamond. Any idea what that would cost to make with real diamonds? does 174.00 per each small diamond then like a 1k for the bigger one, not including setting, sound right?

>if one of you changes, it's over
no, if one of you refuses to change it's over
fat fucking retards are the most selfish fucking assholes I've ever fucking met

I hate how true this is, I love the NHS it's one of the best parts about living in the UK but all these fat fucks everywhere are going to drive it into the ground.

Anyone got that pic with the super thin chick and the hamplanets coping that there's no space for her organs and if she got pregnant the child would get suffocated?

>engagement falls out
>woman keeps the ring
ree

>Bread
>Frys
>BBQ sauce
>Keto
>Blue checkmark

Why would you marry a woman who fell for the diamond meme? Plenty of other gems, even a simple band would do.

Some people are born with a defect on a gene or lack of gene that causes tumors to appear.

For example, tp53 is the regulator of the cell cycle , and if it is degraded or damaged in a cell, it will cause it to start reproducing without limits, and the "daughter" cells, will also have this mutation present and continue to reproduce without limit.

Other genes also control the cell reproduction or gene expression, like KRAS , JAZF1, SUZ12, MED12, HMIY or BRAF to name a few.

Some malignancies can be caused by infections, for example, highly malignant HPVs (retroviruses (viruses that implant their genetic information into your cells)) like HPV-16 or HPV-18, can be the cause.

And in some cases, some genes make you more likely to have malignancies, like the BRCA1 or BRCA2 genes.

This

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Anybody have the comic version?

fat hate is a religion like any other religion

us vs them

they are evil/inhuman because they are fat

we are good/righteous because we are not fat

it gives us hope and distracts us from the fact that we are just as worthless as fat people

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Still, look at those calves.

I'm sorry anons, but it's true. I see them for sale all the time. Mostly from girls, /sometimes/ from men.

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based bongs

>used mum mulitple times
> Durr stupid Mericans!!

Obviously a English poster you fucking retarded cunt

She doesnt even have an ugly face.
I dont get it, how do people become this?

oh FUCK

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Does she live with a tranny with aids or something?

Childhood trauma. Don't molest little girls else they grow up to be whores or lard asses.

>fatbodybigheart
yeah it's probably enlarged

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That's how natural selection works.

What are you on about? In what world what a woman be making demands as to what I buy her, as a surprise no less.
Sometimes it fine, or even fun, to do the regular thing user. Not everything is a meme for you to fall for or outsmart. You may have rotted your mind.
Either way, I'll probably make the band myself and buy some sort of stone to top it with anyway. I'm just curious as to what a decent ring might cost.

Stunning. Good for her.

Fake news.

>make it yourself
Genuinely best route. Please don't get with an easy skank and do this. As for prices, it really does depend on the girl. Some girls will want expensive shit and other will want something that has more meaning than the price, and if you end up with a nerd girl it may be something unique. Personally, I told my bf not to spend more than $50 on jewelry for me because that money could go toward bills of electronics we can share. Though I did buy him a $500 camera, a $200 Batman fig, and a $150 tablet.

It boggles the mind how someone can be this retarded.

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My girlfriend doesn't want shit. We're going to get married at city hall with just our parents there. We both make decent money and each drive 15+ year old cars and live cheaply as fuck.
She's not easy and is pretty traditional by today's standards.
Like I said above, I have a friend with a forge and experience making rings. Im going to have him help me out.
My girlfriend couldn't give less of a shit about electronics, she didn't get a smart phone until her parents bought her one when she got her masters this year. All she does is garden, go running, hang with her old big dog, and make racists jokes with me.

Tell me how to find a perfect unicorn like this.

>waffle breakfast sandwich
Do Americans really do this?

I dont know, I was introduced to her by a friend who worked with her. He said she had a rude sense of humor like me so he invited me to a work party. Her dad is a judge and ex military. I boned my fair share of sluts the way you usually find them and none of them were worth more than a couple of goes.

Man thats dark. How can two distinct people come to do this. It's just heartbreaking.

The ring said "no"

what does /fps/ stand for? i know fat person hate

Can I be a fph bishop? Not worthy to be pope, but I deserve a higher position.

based female

Yes, we do. Look up taco bell's breakfast menu for a real treat.