Tfw horny as fuck

>tfw horny as fuck
>want to start tinder game
>but don't want to go there until I don't get fit enough

How do I handle this feeling bros? Is one month at the gym enough for average tinder girls? I am skinny.

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> Is one month at the gym enough for average tinder girls?

you know there's people out there that have never even touched a barbell and are getting laid on the regular right user?

Yeah, those with pretty faces.

you are a sperg and probably are honestly on the spectrum, if you even lifted for 5 years your chance with women would be 0% since you are asking such a stupid question and have zero awareness.

I ducking know both of these feels. What I figured out is when you’re lacking experience and tend to sperg with girls, if you have a good enough body they can overlook the autism. All this does it make it easier for you to actually learn how to get laid with your personality. It’s a crutch if anything. But it’s way easier than if you’re an out of shape ugly fucker who hs nearly no chance in the first place. Get your foot in the door, and you can sperg and make mistakes all you want while still getting puss. Granted this is only something I’d recommend if you’re 19+ as that’s beyond the age that being inexperienced with women is seen as socially acceptable.

Why do you assume all those things without knowing me? I am not a sperg, I just don't attract people on the first impression and that's why I have to get fit. When you are 5/10, it's almost impossible to get anyone these days.

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I'm a virgin how do I even begin approaching girls

Oh I don't know... maybe because you're asking if one month of gym time is "enough to get girls from a first impression?". Are you fucking retarded? Well can't blame you for being new, but you know that body you really want super bad, that goal fucking body that would make girls just wet looking at? well you're looking at thousands of hour in the gym, with a perfect diet, repeated for about 2-10 years you stupid fucking moron.

Lol I don't need to know you, you are fucking stupid, insecure, have zero social skills or awareness, and I can figure all that out just from the dribble you type from your keyboard.

Looking good.
But feel like I'm not good enough for tinder.

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Hey, since this thread is already here: I bit the bullet and started using dating apps. How to get better at texting? I'm practicing, but man, it would be nice to have some idea of what I'm doing.

Get used to flirting by doing it constantly and without expectations. Keep the mentality that flirting itself is already a win.

I am aware that getting a good body takes years without steroids, I get that. What I meant is that I want to get somewhat in shape, in an acceptable manner so I can finally start having sex without waiting 2 years for it, got it now?

Hi, OP here. I’m actually gay after reading this post. Thank you.

How do you approach a guy? Generally the same thing.
>See girl at concert/convention/live game/any social place
>Take notice of something they are wearing or doing and comment on it. If in fandom related event, shit talking is appropriate
>She will either answer back or not. If she does, continue conversation as normal. If she doesn't, shrug it off and move on.

>dating apps
Not going to make it

What's the alternative if I don't go to parties and local events?

Be creative. I met a bunch of women by wearing a Zoro outfit and hanging out at the gas station. All you have to be is charismatic.

start going out of your way to go to those events. Literally the only way, pussy is legit not going to crawl to you being a shut in and swiping left/right on an app

Getting jacked will never attract women, period.

I have noone to invite me to parties and local events are either overpriced or just shitty in my area. I don't want to wait for this shit for years man

i m gonna start a tinder after i get a summer job, some cash, start training at the gym again(been /homeworkout/ masterace for the past 6 months but did calisthenics for the most part) get a haircut and also shave my modest beard
i think by september i will finally start the /tinder/ cos i wanna put on some quality muscle to get even more mires from qties and get laid

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Lol not even by frauding it up. Just be glad you even want it that bad and go get it. It's a long road

Tinder sucked for me but I’ve been working out like a dog for the last three months. Gonna shoot for another month or two and when I have a six pack just try full fuckboi mode with shirtless abs pics.

Unless you have a pretty face you might as well not bother if tinder is your goal. The only way girls swipe on you if you don't have a good face is if you are a god at taking pictures of yourself or are so good looking that you can post shirtless pictures without girls thinking you are a douchebag.

Is there any good dating apps for finding milf and sugarmom

you don’t need muscles for tindr, you just need good photos. mostly of you out having fun with your friends, helps if there’s a few attractive women in them (as long as they don’t look like a gf, you’ll cut potential matches in half if it looks like you have a gf). photo of you with a dog is almost mandatory. showing off your physique is only worth it if you’re jacked, even then you gotta make it look natural, like a beach photo or something. gym selfies don’t work.

sugarmommies don’t exist unfortunately
if you want to fuck milfs you’re probably better off going to bars than online, but I would say old school dating sites like okcupid and plentyoffish will be the way to go

If you ever believe there is a right moment to do stuff you will be disappointed your whole life

>can’t get motivated enough to go on tinder

Imagine a time when guys had to actually go out and talk to girls

How does one go to a bar if he is alone? I feel like even if I were to make up the courage to go, I would just stay there awkwardly alone.

Just have sex bro theres no sex police that’ll arrest you for having sex but not lifting enough. Judging from your posts you lack a lot of social calibration and awareness so yeah get the tinder app and practice on it. Just know that you have a long fucking way to go and you should start working on this side of yourself now.

Being attractive wont give you the skillset to bring a girl who is attracted to you in bed, but working on your social skill will

Stop trying to lift to get girls
Stop trying to get rich to get girls
Stop trying to look cool to get girls

I’ve known an overweight drug dealer with no future who pulled tons of pussy. He wasn’t charming, he wasnt doing anything sneaky. Just wasn’t afraid to approach girls, was nice but still dominant. Women fuck guys like this because they respond to how they feel, they aren’t calculating your attractiveness out of 10 score and making a decision that way.

Bros how do I use tinder

Just go in and buy drinks. Keep drinking until you can talk to people or you throw up.

yeah it’s not easy for forum lurkers like us, but that kind of social anxiety can be overcome by putting yourself out there repeatedly. just go to a local bar, have a beer alone, then leave. next time, try to start a conversation with the bartender, he gets paid to listen to drunk idiot’s problems anyway. progressive overload.

While looksmaxxing, (gym is pretty much the only thing that actually works or does anything desu but whatever), you need to make social gains and become available. You can't interact with people face to face from your bedroom.

Anyway as you go out a lot, look for signs of attraction. The most obvious one is eyefucking and smiling at you.

Nofap unironically helps a TON with making you take initiative. Not kidding. No porn no nothing. It makes your brain just scream at you to go talk to any girl who seems interested.

Practice talking in general, holding conversations. Literally anyone helps. Roommates, friends, fucking parents, doesn't matter. To get laid you need to be NT, normal seeming guy.

If someone IS into you and you HAVE walked up to them, know when to escalate. Sometimes it's inappropriate to do so, but certain places are more acceptable for this type of thing, such as concerts and clubs. Not that you'll pick up a great girl from there.

Most importantly, just b yourself.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY: Don't be below average attractiveness, or you're fucking DOOMED man DOOMED.

any way which doesn't involve killing all my gains for the week?

Your asking for advice on Jow Forums, you have to be autistic to ask us dumb fucks for advice.

Nigga you gotta give us more information

It’s not gonna cancel out a week of gains. Do it on your rest day. Maybe you’ll make less gains but being able to make friends and having self confidence to go out alone are more important than gains anyway

>Tinder
You'll regret it.

That’s genius. Literally every one of you guys who can’t get any pussy should do this. Stop giving a fuck what anyone thinks.

Drive to a music festival or, god forbid, anime convention.

getting the right haircut + facial hair and having a basic skincare routine will do more for your looks than lifting ever can

be hot

>participating in degenerate hook-up culture
yeah man great idea, enjoy your STDs and feeling of emptiness on top of loneliness

(disregard if you're looking for a solid longterm relationship)

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On this topic, what should I write as the first message? I usually try to go with something related to their bio but what if there is literally nothing relateable to me there?

based.

Don't get pussy. It's gay. Instead, submit your life as a servant of Jesus Christ. Find a good wife and start a family for the Lord.

Do I tell her to fuck off?

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Emphatically yes.

second

Tell her to slob on your knob and do her job

Clearly you have more problems to sort out if you're thinking of anonymous sex

>1 month of gym
Never gonna make it, user. Just go twink it's already too late for you with that attitude

Just tell her you've got a thick wad for her mouth that is better than alcohol.

>started up a low effort Tinder about 45 minutes ago
>already matched with a cutie and it's quarter after midnight here
I feel like a dipshit for not doing this earlier.

Tell her to buy it herself and call her a dirty commie

The issue isn't getting matches. Tinder has changed from when people used to complain about not getting matches.

Now the issue is you getting her to actually meet you, even for a date. There are so many thirsty guys out there that many women now expect weeks of daily messaging before they even consider meeting you.

>want to start tinder game
Don't. Degenerate as fuck.

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Nah, I'll probably do alright

Done and done.

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That’s what girls say but it’s not really true. Matches go up if you have abs with low bodyfat and just take a fuckboi photo. Just realize you’re not getting a gf with these girls

what kind of a name is Ahlecsua wtf

I went to bars solo for a while. I get social when I drink so I just sit in the middle and talk to whoever is next to me. Guy or girl. The problem I had was alcohol kills gains too much so I pretty much stopped drinking

If you have no fucking idea what you're doing, just talk to them like they're one of your male friends.
Only change you should make behavior-wise is temper your racist/dark humor until you get a feel for their boundaries. Other than that, if you talk with them like a dude they'll interpret it as flirting.

>decent looking
>true ottermode at 6'1 175 10%bf
>burn through a days likes in a college town
>not a single match

FJUMCK

Tinder is soul crushing, just a warning.