How do I clean my foreskin

>get Jow Forums
>score date with q3.14
>laterfags.gif
>realized I've never cleaned my foreskin
>tried but can barely pull it back because it's so tight
>whatever part I can get out is super sensitive to water
Help me bros, this is my chance and I don't wanna blow it

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>he didn't feed his foreskin to the jews
lmaoing at your life bro

You have phimosis.

you fucking clown
it's going to hurt when you try to have sex/she goes down on you
have fun not being able to stay hard because it's too sensitive

>never
Jesus fuck imagine the infections going on in there

WHAT DO I DO

>foreskin
ANTEATER PENIS! HAHA! I was circumsized at birth like any civilized man.

>overly tight
Phimosis. Solution is stretching and/or steroid cream.
Water for cleaning afterwards obviously.
Anyone who advises cutting is an amerijew shill and should be ignored and/or gassed.

This.
Just keep trying to pull your foreskin back until you can do it. May take weeks but eventually youll be able to pull it back while erect.

t. Former phimosis fag

And for the love of God don't listen to Jews who offer circumcision as a solution. It's another trick.

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it's too late
all you can do now is cop some viagra and hope you stay hard
after your failed sex see a doctor and get steroid cream for your dick, either start stretching that shit out or get cut I don't know how you make it to 18+ without realising there's something not right with your foreskin

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When Everybody start to livin it up I say
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Didnt your guys dads tell you to pull your foreskin back when you were kids? I legit can not believe there are uncut people out there who don't clean their shit

>People who actively push cutting as a solution to phimosis are mentals.
So every single urologist in the civilized world?

user, Africa, America and the middle east are not civilized.

Depends on your country but doubt it. Just make an appointment and be clear you aren’t interested in mutilating yourself if they recommend that (as americans are wont to do but literally never happens elsewhere).

The same people who pretended for 30 years that it was a solution to Aids in Africa until a single person actually did a study and found it did jack shit of a difference?

didnt happen to me until i was 16, during sex with my highschool gf

t. son of a single mum

Alright I'll stretch it as best I can then visit the doc, ty anons

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This is why sex education is necessary, goddamn. Even if your mom didn't know somehow they should teach kids this by the time they're done with elementary school.

Avoid face wash shit can be harsh and find a gentle soap instead.

Youre not meant to wash your dick with anything but water

former phimosisfag here to say stretching works

Cold showers for 1 minute in your dick head until you lose the sensitivity

Or don't do anything, and just keep going after you cum in 20 seconds

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i have a normal foreskin, fuck you faggots

hey retard, one word: glycerine. Pull as much, drop 5 drops a glycerine, massage it, rinse it out. I'd say do it every day, but since your bitch ass family didn't care for you, then use it every 6 hours and rinse it. Should make it easy for you.

After washing everything with soap, I wash my dick with mouthwash. I like the tingly feeling and it dries out any excess moisture. It keeps it minty fresh and I swear since I started doing this every girl I dated or hooked up with has become all about blowjobs.

Go to a urologist and they'll prescribe you a cream. You use that to stretch the skin. They'll try to jew you into a circumcision, don't do it.

You get surgery like I did. I didn’t have to get a circumcision, they just basically did work on that tight bit of skin that prevents you from pulling it back. Best decision of my life to be honest, I struggled with it as a teenager before I got the op

Well as mentioned, it will take up to several weeks to fully retract your foreskin to expose the glans completely. I also really wouldn't worry about having sex if this is your first date. Don't rush trying to loosen your foreskin as you may cause damage.

Cotton swabs?

You can buy discs that help you stretch the frenar band. Whatever you do, don't fall for the circumcision meme.

Lmao wtf I remember going through this... in grade 7. How fkn old are you OP?

21

What procedure did you get specifically? Every doc I have spoken to has told me circumcision is the only option, but I knew they were spewing bullshit.

Gradual stretching over time is the correct thing to do, but how the fuck did you make it through puberty without already doing this lol. I have a vague memory of being a very young child, basically a toddler, and being told by the doctor I had to stretch the foreskin back bit by bit over time. Of course, it hurt and I didn't understand why I would need to do it so I went on my merry way and just forgot about it for the next decade, not understanding that foreskins are supposed to move back past the head freely, and not knowing why my pee never came out in a straight stream. Then discovered masturbation and suddenly had an incentive to stretch the skin lol. Not sure how you managed to miss that last step.

Oh and also, because I had made it to like age thirteen never retracting my foreskin, the skin on the inside had literally grafted onto the head of my penis. Combined with the fact that the opening of the foreskin was so small that it would deform my penis as I pulled it back, this was a very painful process. However, never underestimate the willpower of a teenage boy who's just discovered jerking off.

With my mouth haha

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Bro the smegma that you will find is the best part. Make sure you scrape it off and keep it in a jar.

just dont fall for the jewish tricks friend

You need to stop this it's not healthy. Post body.

Mail it to your enemies!

Get circumcision you gross fuck.

Who the fuck is you?

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It sounds like a partial circumcision, where only the topmost portion of the foreskin is removed, as opposed to most infant operations where they remove the entire thing down to the base. There's even versions of the procedures that preserve the frenulum.
But in adults, the recovery time for a circumcision is over a month anyways, so it's worth trying stretching for a while first.

You you fucking avatarfagging fagfuck POST BODY!!!

Probably a dorsal incision or preputioplasty aka what civilized nations do.
Recovery is significantly shorter for preputioplasty. Probably because you’re not cutting out a chunk of flesh for the sinister machinations of the jews.

I didn't figure out how to pull my skin back until I was in middle school. The build up was nasty but once I finally didn't pussy out and cleaned it all out it was fine.

>tfw my parents cut me as a babe
>tfw I can fuck for two hours and not cum

Why God?

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Dubs and you gotta eat whatevers hiding under your 4skin op.

Nofap.

Took me like 3 months of stretching with creams that I bought at the doctors as well as using the phimocure kit.
Good luck user. Dont be an idiot and have sex with phimosis like me, it hurts and leaves scars. Lucky my girlfriend doesn't care

Stretch and pull back the skin gradually, if you go to a doctor you can get steroid cream.

You dont have to have sex on your first date, assuming you want more than just a hookup with this chick. If shes only in it for sex, then RIP I guess

I don't want to not jerk off that's fuckin dumb.

God doesn't exist.

Did you frenulum breve? And you say you fixed it by stretching?

Phimo fag here

Don't listen to the butthurt fags in this thread, it really isn't an issue unless you wanna raw dog or raw anal. It's honestly NOT a big deal

Literally just Lube up. There,. problem solved, enjoy your meat flaps

Phimosis with partial adhesion, minor frenulum breve. Once partial adhesion was severed (by force, gradually, over weeks) the foreskin could be forced back over the head but would result in paraphimosis. Again, gradually over a period of weeks and months working through the range of motion the foreskin stretched to accomodate the movement, and the glans became desensitized enough to allow non painful contact. Normal healthy penis achieved.

My mom told me when I was a baby she would pull my foreskin back for me because a nurse told her to. I’ve always been able to pull it all the way back with no issue, I’m sorry you guys have to go through this. I love my mommy.

>Help me bros, this is my chance and I don't wanna blow it
She doesn't wanna either

i bet it smells awful haha

How can you be so sensitive you lose your erection, you fucking faggot! Stop trying to sound smart when you obviously can't put together 1 and 1...

Sorta the same, my grandmother drilled into me about cleaning my penis as a child. Maybe she had a bad experience

OP, don't worry man the same shit happened to me when I was 14. First romance with a girl, had to get my shit ready and BOOM, found out for the first time there was a head to my penis underneath the skin and that I'd never seen it before.

Mine also hurt like fuck pulling it back but after like 50 minutes in a bath tub slowly pulling it back a little bit more each time (and gently sprinkling water into the gap) I was able to clean out the smegma that had accumulated in there.

Don't listen to the faggots saying you need surgery, just stretch it a little more every day and soon you will be fine

Also you don't need to expose the head to orgasm so you should be fine if you have sex anyways, just make sure it doesn't smell like smegma inside lol

My foreskin used to be straight up stuck to the tip of my dick. When I first started jerking off all the smegma started coming out, smelled putrid. At one point I jerked too hard and ripped the foreskin away from the tip and it started bleeding, I couldn't put any fabric on my cock otherwise I'd be in agony. Genuinely thought I broke my dick.

Bro you probably have enough dick cheese to save an african child from starvation.

What if she wants to suck your dick? Is she just gonna suck the foreskin?

Should have circumcised retard, god orders arent for nothing retard

trying to pull my foreskin back gives me bad anxiety because when I was a kid my mom tried to pull it back but it hurt a fucking lot and that pain is still ingrained in my brain

haha imagine the waft you catch when you pull his pants down haha

This is why nofap is a death sentence to those with foreskin.

based boomer

>putting your dick in a girl's mouth
that's gross, you pee from there dude

Enjoy having an infection.

or when you pull the foreskin back haha I bet it’d taste even worse

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The absolute state of parents not to teach you how to clean your genitals.
You fucking barbarians.
Foreskin is the natural state of man.
We need another plague on the scale of the black death.

And how the fuck do you wank if you arent puilling on the forskin?

Don't worry, people will continue to circumcise their children no matter what. But those people will have to decide if they want to put nice young mothers into prison.

Do you believe "mutilating" an infant would actually be morallycorrectif it were beneficial to the infant's health? For example, if an infant had a cancerous tumor that could easily be removed through surgery, would you support the idea of removing it? If it were your own child, would you take him to someone qualified to remove that tumor (in this case, a surgeon)?

If so, you shouldfrom a scientific/medical perspectivesupport circumcision. While the foreskin is obviously not life-threatening as a tumor might be, medical evidence strongly supports that the benefits of circumcision outweigh the risks. These benefits include, but are not limited to, reduced risks for the following:

Contracting genital herpes
Genital ulcers
Contracting HPV
Bacterial vaginosis
Trichomoniasis
Infant urinary tract infection
Phimosis (foreskin is too tight to pull back)
Paraphimosis (pulled-back foreskin "sufficates" tip of penis;this is a medical emergency)
Penile cancer

Best to just cut it. Get rid of it. You don't need it and god will love you more.
You want my Rabbi's number?

No thanks rabbi

imagine doing a list of stds to feel better about your mutilated penis.
lol the absolute state of americucks

Iktfb. I just pull back as far as I can and just use my other hand to fountain water in. Women haven’t said anything so far and I haven’t noticed any cheese. I shower at least once a day though and use lots of soap.

I’m American and I’m uncut :3

Indeed.
And against the petty "it damages kids" argument: if I wasn't circumcised at birth, I would consider it an immeasurable damage

uncut men will never feel the orgasming heights a woman expires when a cut, spartan-like dick enters her orifices, and they will employ every trick in the book to cope with that.

Are you a little kid?

Also: American problems ITT

I have this issue when i was a kid, i thought it was normal. then one day i literally just forced it down and it was stuck like that for a bit. i thought i broke my peen.

>when I was a kid my mom tried to pull it back
Fucking idiot parents, I swear
You're not supposed to do that until around puberty. Before that, the foreskin connects to the penis with the same substance that connects your nails to your fingers.

jesus christ americans never stop coping do they

Fuck off