Natty nigra lanklet vs natty leaf manlet. What's your physique of choice

Natty nigra lanklet vs natty leaf manlet. What's your physique of choice

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this board makes me hate myself so much. I'm 5'9" and every time I look into the mirror I now think I look like a short caricature of myself. fuck fuck fuck this fucking board

why do these assholes always have the worst taste in footwear

lanklet of course. Take a look at Jon Jones vs Vitor Belfort

>5'9

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want both of their sneakers

If i was short i'd go full Slayer mode

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Hard choice
I don't mind short men but the tits on that guy is awkward. Lanklet is cute but I don't have an attraction to black guys simply because they remind me of my family. I'd have to say big tiddie shorty.

Who are "these assholes"

Anything but a manlet. That's rock bottom.

wtf is his dick

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Fit lanklets all wish they were tank mode manlets and buff manlets secretly want to be twink lanklets.
I guarantee you both of those guys feel incredibly mogged by the other.

I'd rather not be the nigger unless I go on a rape kill spree ending with suicide by cop I suppose

5 9 isn’t short bro chill

>5'9"

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Sorry to hear that, bro. Realize there are things we can change and things we can't change. Fix what you can and don't worry about the rest

Why cant i like my body

He is pulling on his shirt to define his pecs more.

the guy on the right is not natty lmfao.

mine you stupid faggot, Im tall, built and white

It's jeff, those are manlet gainz.

I HATE METROSEXUAL FAGGOTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE THEM SO MUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This picture is literally 5'9 vs 6'0, damn must be rough to be you bro.

Being a white manlet is better than being a nigger, so I'm going dwarf mode.

Would never choose to be a nig, and the manlet has had a string of qt girlfriends.

Based

Stop falling for memes, you aren’t actually short

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Honestly? A three inch different is noticeable, but not significant. That pic is like 5’6 vs 6’2

I would literally kill myself instantly if I ever had to live a day in these guys’ shoes

Lanklet of course. The white guy is probably a dicklet as well as a manlet, and nobody gives a fuck about muscles anyways

bro, even kids are over 190cm tall now

I'd rather be a manlet than a nigger

>Tfw 5'9"
>Boss at work is 6'5" black dude
>Every single day me and everyone I work with get collectively mogged whenever he walks into the room

Just fuck my shit up

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And yet both of them are wealthy, famous and have more sex than you. If they can do that, you should be able to do even better if you set your mind to it

dude... im not trying to be the incel here but midgets can not experience love, ever. No one loves a man that short, and nothing is sincere, they probably get pity sex desu..

>boss
>black
fucking honk

I wanna meet your boss lmao.
Super tall niggers are fun to have around, all jokes aside.

Just gotta go full midget all around
Not sure he should have had kids though, they’re gonna have a tough time

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Cuck, git lost

jeff isnt getting mogged somehow height aside

Thinking muscles is a good look is pretty poor taste not surprising it carries over to footwear

I’ll be honest, I’ve seen a lot of my 5’9 friends absolutely slay pussy. Why? Because theyre confident. Growing up short, these guys constantly got made fun of and were victim of short jokes (ex: “hey, don’t overlook him!!”, or “he’s got a short temper!!”, or “that went right over his head”. After enough of that, it becomes an afterthought. You can’t change your height so don’t stress it. Also, it def helps to be good looking. Conversely, if you’re 5’9 and ugly, yeah you won’t be seeing much action.

Left obviously because I could eat and train. What can the short dude really do?

Jeff is pretty based desu and he has a hot half thai gf, her youtube channel is nice too

Thank you user this is what I needed to hear now I will never return to this board

Same but 5'7. What makes it even worse is that both of my younger brothers are ~6'0. My parents also recently admitted to declining the doctors recommendation of giving me HGH, just so that I wouldn't be unnatural.

hahahaaa.. Jokes on them I'm taking roids now....

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bait

Why?

ITS SO OVER FOR YOU

Jeff isn't natty