What is this shit supposed to be ?

Just went to the bathroom and noticed these on my shit
Should i be worried ?

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Nah nigga you’re fine. Just re-eat that so you don’t lose any protein

Just some string, chill
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Yea bro those are parasitic worms you'll need to go down to your local fees store and get some ivermectin and shoot it up your bum hole

Any ideas ?

Looks like straw or hay

Aajunas Wonderplanets says that some parasites are good for you though, like voltures eating the sick and weak, parasites eat the sick mater. I have no idea though

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Yes, you should be worried that you, a grown man, cannot poo in the loo.

Is that fucking parsley?

are u eating grass?

its fiber

Did you grab them out of your shit to put them on the toilet seat?

That's a worm. Sodium hypochlorite kills them

>puts poop on the seat to inspect

these are indigestable veggies like green scallion or something like that.
parasites usually have a protection layer so even if they died they won't have that color.

Is no one going to comment on the fact that this fucking sperg either shit on the toilet seat or reached in and pulled out his shit strings to post them on Transylvanian vampire hunting forum?

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That's a scallion that took the long journey through your anal frontier.

Found this same exact shit like two weeks ago in my shit too. Thought those were worms but I have not seen anything since then and I also dont have any symptoms so i thought you are fine

OP is the only reason I even come to Jow Forums these days

One time in highschool I took a lot of drugs and dug through my shit because I was paranoid I had parasites and put the shitty sesame seeds in a bag and showed it to my doctor.

adderall?

Adderall doesn't make you retarded it was probably something worse like dioxin

yes do it

Try identifying what they are by tasting them

lol I used to freak out about these things too. When I noticed them in my poop I'd spend like half an hour picking them out and examining them. But it's just undigested food.
Have you had pasta, or things like peppers or other fibrous vegetables? onions or green onions? It's that