What are some autistic things you do in the gym?

This is the greatest part of a womans body. If you disagree, you're either gay or like fatties.

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wth is that? is it some kind of bulge or fat?

I'm the only one who does non bench compounds

Based

The dick?

bump

based and transpilled

Listen to Swans- Stay Here on repeat. For those that don’t know it’s a repetitive bass riff with a man screaming over and over:

BE STRONG
BE HARD
RESIST TEMPTATION
FLEX YOUR MUSCLES
FLEX YOUR MUSCLES
FLEX YOUR MUSCLES
BE STRONG
BE HARD
HARD
HARD
AND COME BACK FOR MORE

i sip water between sets

Agreed. It indicates a reasonably low bf % and hints at abdominal development. The curves also mirror the shape of the thighs and direct attention to the vagene.

This actually happened to me. He'd noticed that I do full-body workouts and started talking to me about them out of the blue. Talked to him ever since.

Adonis belt, although men have it way more pronounced so user is sadly gay

Vegana bones! Not gay!

That's gross user do you have any idea how many others' sweaty hands have touched that bar

>look intently into my eyes in the mirror with a pissed-off look on my face to try and motivate myself while aggressively thinking motivational/badass thoughts
>once I'm done with the set I look at my reflection and nod with approval and a satisfied look on my face, occasionally flexing in an obvious way and whispering "nice" under my breath

vagina bones

I lipsynch while doing cardio and if I’m having a hard time at the end of a set I listen to a song from Yo Gabba Gabba.

after a set, immediately log numbers into workout app
follow my preset in-between sets resting timer as close as possible
maintain interaction with fellow gym goers to the bare minimum
walk around with either neutral/poker face, or gymcel frown. this one time a guy looked at the bar I was deadlifting (I shave never seen anybody else deadlift other than RDLs with low weight retard high reps) lmao1.75pl8 with, then looked at me and gave me a thumbs up, but I was frowning as we made eye contact and could see how he looked away quickly. felt bad.
when stretching after my lifts are done (nobody ever fucking stretches) I get this 100 yd stare to keep myself from ogling all these teenage thots that populate the gym at the time I go

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I dont work out :p

I swing my arms back and forth and pace while resting.

now this is some autistim

>sit on a chair and dangle my legs when resting
im really fuggin short so I do this all the time lol. with all the endorphins from lifting in my brain I feel like a giddy child that just happens to be strong

same desu, i whistle for myself while dangling my legs. i can whistle die internationale, the french national song, the finnish national song and the american national song

Because I go to planet fitness there's very few people who are stronger than me I do all kinds of wacky shit
>bent over dancing shaking my ass as I grip the barbell
>moaning in pleasure loudly as I stretch
>flex and pose in the mirror while making kissy faces
>wink at people

Already made it. This is the way to be in the gym and in life. Having fun.

Are you me?
Also always stretch facing a wall to maintain low interaction levels.

Lanklet cope

F a t p u s s y
Also the bridge between it and a skinny chicks hip bones fuck yeah thats my shit

>reorganize weights that people somehow can't manage to put back into correct place
Just really irritates me for some reason

>Jump up and down several times to warm myself up and mentally prep myself for a set
>Unironically stretch
>Try to figure out who in the room is the most athletic
>Always wear a black bandana tied around my head, a la karate kid
The last one is probably the most autistic one

>he doesn't clean the bar
you're the disgusting one here

Are you stretching before after or both?

Not him, but my gym has these two benches that are about eight inches higher than the other three.
I'm 6'2" and I can't comfortably plant my heel. It's really weird.

fuck man that's hot. i wish i knew what it was like to touch a woman