The girl I have liked for over 2 years literally just asked me out

OP listen up. I'm gonna give you the best advice you're gonna get.
>Go out with her, but remember, you're on that date to figure out if both of you want to be with the other, don't put her on a pedestal yet.
>Talk about her, ask her questions, steer the conversation towards things you are genuinely interested in if possible, but if you can't, just keep asking questions.
>When it ends, don't go in for a kiss, just hug her and ask if she wants to do it again sometime.
>For the love of God, if you get into her bed, don't fuck her like it's a porno, she'll know, instead if you want good inspirations for sex, watch those cheesy romantic chick flicks and how they do it.
>If you can't get hard or you come to fast, just laugh at it and wait it out, you'll get hard (again) don't worry. Alternatively you can go down on her.

listen to me you fucking idiot moron

NO ONE ASSUMES YOU ARE A VIRGIN WHEN YOU ARE 28. IT WILL LITERALLY NOT ENTER HER OR ANYONE ELSE'S MIND TO ASK IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD SEX

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Honestly that's not a bad strategy, just don't lie about having had a long term thing.

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>don't put her on a pedestal yet
This is solid advice. OP says he has liked this girl for 2 years which means he will probably worship her. Stay skeptical OP.

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im trying to spread the word about this guy
he's been posting this for years literally, no matter how much advice is given. he just comes here to indulge in self pity. hopefully people stop replying to him eventually

>>If you can't get hard or you come to fast, just laugh at it and wait it out, you'll get hard

>pull polish bird in nightclub
>get her back to my house
>she smells of sausages
>pull her top off
>shes wearing a girdle to keep her belly in
>what the fuck but ok
>leave it on
>CANNOT get hard
>about 30 mins pass of me wanking off my flacid dick and touching her fanny
>she eventually pipes up
>"do you want to watch a porno?"
>i laugh and decline
>another 10 mins go by
>finally some wood
>put it in her
>3 pumps and im done
>go to sleep without saying anyting to her
>drop her home in the morning both silent in the car
>pray to god she uses birth control
>dont know her name or phone number
>could have a polish child somewhere

He would be 3 now

You're trying to spread awareness of some 34kv on Jow Forums..? Sure if that's him and he never takes advice, it's weird and annoying, but you.. you are weirder.

Kiss her on the first date. If you do not, you will never ever get into a relationship with her.

I lost my virginity this past friday and i told the girl i was a virgin, however before that we bonded a lot, so she was cool with it and very supportive, i'm 21

Be open and genuine. Tell her the truth. You've liked her for a long time, and you're nervous because you really don't want to mess it up. This will make her show her true colors. Either she'll be happy to hear it, and it will make you both more comfortable with that understanding now out in the open, or she'll lose interest and you'll have dodged a bullet. Don't be afraid to be honest in a relationship. Communication is everything. It might sometimes result in awkward situations, but it saves you a lot of time and suffering in the long run. Take it from a guy who's made it work with his highschool sweetheart. We'll have been together 12 years this August.

>Tell her the truth
But not about being a virgin, fuck. I did not notice that until now. Don't lie, but try to avoid the subject for now. I don't know shit about dealing with this at 28. I was 18, she was 16, we were both virgins, and we never had to deal with that entire dynamic at all. I have no advice here other than to try not to let it come up until after sex.

I really despise you anglos.

What to do? I somehow managed to arrange a date in a few days, but I've been badly depressed lately. She's a qt with similar interests to me, I want a relationship but I feel like im going to fuck it all up because of my depression. Should I cancel?

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>i'm afraid i'm going to fuck it up
>should i go ahead and fuck it up now instead of later?
No, you fucking retard. You're not depressed and your depression isn't the issue here. You're anxious and your anxiety is making you make excuses to self-sabotage. Fucking wise up.

>don't put her on a pedestal yet

How does one avoid this if he's already a tad in love with a girl who he sees as very good dating and marrying material? Just stay down to earth and not be fixed on that mental image/dream you have of her?

1pBp

Recently was the girl in the same scenario. Liked a guy also 28 (I’m a few years older). Thought we were each other’s soulmates. He ended it after three days because he ‘wasn’t feeling it’. Look after her feelings and don’t get too bogged down in how things should be. Enjoy the journey that she wants to go on with you.

Also just to add to my previous comment- embrace the opportunity because it might never come round again. My guy didn’t tell me he was a virgin until after we had sex but I would never have guessed so don’t let that worry you too much.

There are ways it can come up though, for example if she asks about past relationships or how many people you've slept with

Bam. Nailed it lads. In this case this is exactly what OP should do.
Terrible advice. If she asks OP should just be honest and say
>y'know it just never really worked out for me to find a girl I liked like that.

This is the worst advice you could possibly give. I was on the same boat, ready to tell I girl I was kissless at an embarrassing age, thinking she wouldn't care because we'd known each other so long and she liked me so obviously it wouldn't matter. Then she made mention of a guy who was 2 years younger than me and kissless and how that was "so weird" and "how does that even happen?" and how he "must be defective or something". Safe to say, I lied through my teeth when she asked me how many girls I'd kissed on a later date.

Honestly terrible advice, starting off a relationship on a lie will guarantee you it goes to shit, if you really like this girl be honest with her and trust her to be respectful.

It's not even a lie, he doesn't say no, he's just laughing at himself.

I wish I’d known my guy was a virgin desu because I would have been different. But he said he didn’t want me to be different. Kind of manipulative of him when I think about it. I wouldn’t have cared either way but I sort of wish I’d known because I felt a bit used.

ofc it can if u are autistic enough

Dishonestly then, whatever you wanna call it. I'm not saying OP should announce it outright, but if she asks about his dating history or whatever that he should be honest

You just need the mindstate! Do something brefore that brings you joy and confidence. If you're good looking, looking at yourself in the mirror and smile is a genuine confidence boost

You're less than two years away from wizardry and she knows it.
She's trying to keep you from ascending, don't fucking do it!

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KEK
OP haven't seen pussy in his life, he will most likely show he is a virgin

Not to mention that she asked him out, you think ANYTHING gonna happen between him and that thot? He got 0 experience, and most times girls won't make the first move

Go out with her you pathetic weasel. Be yourself but don't act insanely autistic. So dial it down just a bit. You got this user.

what do you have to loose you fucking faggot

>missing the chance to make her feel bad by telling her that you don't have much experience either
Bro making girls feel like shit for their own social missteps makes them wet for some strange reason. She would have spent the rest of the date trying to make it up to and probably would have sucked your dick for it. Besides who wants to live with a lie? What were you gonna get all your friends and family in on it like a Seinfeld bit?

kek
Listen to this virgins advice

"Dont go in for a kiss, just hug her", fucking boomer, its 2k19, a kiss in first date is a must, its just a kiss, You start with saying "dont put her on a pedestal" but you wanna put a fucking kiss on a pedestal? lmao
Also dont ask many questions you fucking moron, no one have conversations like "oh well how are you" "oh what about this" "and this" "and this", just let the conversation flow, dont think about having a fucking conversation, focus on having a fun times, be playful and dont act too stuck up and serious

Need more Chad advice let me know, need more beta male advice, ask the other guy

Also fuck her like its porn

I didn't need any help in keeping her interested. She'd been harbour a crush on me for almost 5 years at that point. I live with plenty of lies. Nobody in my friends or family knew I was kissless at that moment in time either. Everyone just assumed I had normal relationships like a normal person.

Did it bother you when you found out he was a virgin? And how experienced were you by comparison?