Mire thread

Mire thread? Mire thread.

Post the sickest mires you got. LARPing is not allowed.
>girl in the park where I occasionally jog comes to me and says she watches me a lot and because of me she picked up jogging too. She was an uggo though.
>Girl stared at me in the train straight in the eyes without looking away once.
>Girl smiled at me in a shop.
>When I was sitting at night on a bench in a city some thots sat next to me and asked me what my name is.
>Girl I barely know was mad I never greeted her in my town. Like I said I barely know her.
>Some girl I just met while in town always came too close to me while speaking.
>Some girl eye fucked me in front of her fucking bf.
>All heads turned towards me as I entered the Burger King after training, including again a girl with a bf.
>Random girls touching their hair or making eye contact as I walk past by.

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Go to church.

What does eye fucking look like?

My mom called me handsome

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Basically she stares you in the eyes with bedroom eyes and she doesn't break eye contact. If you don't break eye contact too and this goes on for like 10 seconds, congrats you just eye fucked a girl.

Girls are becoming more kind to me these days (started lifting about 7mo ago). Is it because the exercise made me a more open and positive person or just because my overall frame have improved?

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Frame. I'm more hateful than ever still people treat me generally nice.

There is something about twinks which just disgusts people on an instinctual level. Sure you can be one if you're like a rockstar.

People distrust twinks and either consciously or not they are aware twinks can never be loyal friends or stand up to you or save your life. With muscular guys it's a different story.

stand up for you* fixed

>enter gym
>Girl I've maybe seen a couple of times and don't know looks at me and greets me with a big smile
>Smile back
>Go into locker room to change clothes
>Change clothes
>Get out once I'm finished changing
>She's gone
>Haven't seen her since
What did she mean by this?

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She wanted your d
but you are a fag

She's right ;)

some like 4’ asian chick kept rubbing against me and looking up at me in the subway lineup today. unfortunately im on day 10 of nofap + zma and could barely keep my dick under control, let alone try and talk to her

i think a requirement for mire threads should be to simultaneously post body- would be better for credibility as well as motivation and self-confidence
>inb4 post body

also since this is a mire thread;
>walking home from gym, 2 girls standing on pavement 20m ahead of me
>one has her back turned, other is facing me
>one facing me makes hand gesture to her friend, she turns to look at me then turns back
>see one facing me smile and hear them giggle

the worst part is that idk whether its a genuine mire or they think i'm a retard :( being a retard most of your life can do that to you

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I'd giggle too if I saw you

thanks man

you seem pretty lean why don't you start working out your core and chest more you will look good

>people look at me when I'm in a public place
Un-fucking-believable.

Imagine your face when you see something that you've never seen before and you're trying to take it all in and guess at how it works
That

When a girl does that you walk up and talk to her. You don't have to talk about anything. If it's loud in the gym just say "is it usually this loud this time of day?" If it's quiet say the opposite. You can say just about anything, all that matters if you're talking to her.

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Was being autistic building a giant sandcastle at the beach and some random bikini grills wandered over and were super interested and wanted to help.

Though it was an impressive sand castle if I do say so myself.

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OP. I swear everything I said was true.

HOWEVER I need to point out that I'm not ugly, not a male model either, just a symmetrical face. Many guys look probably better than me, but again I'm not ugly. Also I live in a shithole town where everyone wants to get out, so girls are kind of desperate. In a bigger city I would probably have more competition.

Not going to post body because I still hate it. I'm fat as fuck, but you don't see that with clothes on, girls probably mistake my fat for muscles. I DO have muscles though, lifting for 9 months now.

>Mfw i am posting in the same thread as a sandcastle chad
Pleased to meet you your lordship

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Not look. Stare. Big difference.

how's it going m8? Want to build a sandcastle?

Did you fugg them?

My mom tells me I've lost weight every time she sees me.

lol no, I a pure boii

>tfw multiple people in my friend group were surprised I was still a virgin but weren’t when the other virgins revealed themselves in the next round of truth or dare
I assume that’s because I look good enough to have fucked already
It’ll happen soon though right guys? Haha

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thanks but nah see that little bit of chub around my hips where it meets my shorts? that shit keeps me up at night so i'm gonna keep cutting until its gone for good

Literally just don't worry and wait, i thought i'd never get some fuck until i did.

your underwear is gay as fuck

>At gym
>See cutie from across the way
>Smiles as I'm about to walk past her
>She's probably eyeing my jawline considering I just did four sets of jaw extensions
>Nervously contort my face into a forced smile
>Get cramp in jaw
>Looks like there's an invisible fishing hook caught in my mouth pulling me towards the ceiling
>Try to play it off like that's my normal smile
>Quick reactions allow me to turn the situation around
>See gym employee walking the other way
>Try to make it look like I was originally saying what's up to him
>Tfw him and the qt start laughing as I walk away

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What did he mean by this?

>'user,...that's a big castle'
>'for you'
Don't let me down, /fit.

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another fattie jealous of my superior comfort

By jaw extensions do you mean railing a big line of amphetamines?

>going to local grocery store
>there's a literal 10/10 blonde jailbait who works there
>walking up to the store and she's in the parking lot pushing a row of carts toward the store
>I'm walking like right next to her awkwardly because were both going in the same direction
>she's failing miserably at maneuvering the carts and there's a line of cars behind her
>could've helped her but fuck that I'm not a cuck
Honestly if she was ugly I would've helped her. I just can't bring myself to give any attention to attractive girls because i dont want to seem like a whiteknight. What i should have done though, is i should have made eye contact with her and made a face that showed her that I understood that she was struggling but that I didn't care. I should've conveyed that too her instead of leaving the possibility in her mind that I just didn't notice.

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If I knocked it down would you cry?

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Post sandcastle

Pro-tip to get mired for my fellow boomers.
>Lift weights at around 2 PM to get a pump
>Mow the lawn at around 3 when school is getting out
>No shirt
>Push mower
>Collect high school mires

Thank you !! Blessed be your family , I was about to give up, but I think I should follow my nearly forgotten passion as an antimate, which I gave up some years ago ! You remembered me of it, Thanks user !

>be me
>at work in hospital
>asking patient about his back injury
>starts the story discussing his personal trainer
>”he’s a young muscular fella like you”
Boomer mires always feel the best for some reason

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Goal body t.b.h.

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>go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere dirty bulk
>order 2x mcdoubles and a mcchicken
>pull up to window, qt black girl hands me my food
>"you look like you could be one a dem hollister models"
>t-thanks you too
>drive home feeling good about myself
>get home, open bag
>stupid bitch forgot my mcchicken

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>People distrust twinks
This is one of the funniest things I've heard on Jow Forums

Around a twink, don't even wink.

Never let a twink know what you think.

>There's this really beautiful old Japanese woman that comes into my work sometimes.
>Always smiles at each other and talk like we've always known each other.
>She always remarks that i'm strong and big enough to carry her on my shoulder
>One time I let her feel my biceps
>She swoons over me
>Also get mirred on by the philipino manager
>She's also checking me out from time to time.
Feels amazing.

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At least post some OC faggot

Nice cock bro

Yooooooooo

Old asian lady mires are top 3.

I've had mires from multiple Korean milfs. Too bad the ones my age just ignore me. HELP.

This is a good thing user
Koreans are fucking mental

You think too much, I'd have just blurted out, 'need help?'

>be me yesterday
>motorcycling
>a red opel astra turns in front of me
>there was a qt blonde in the back seat
>she was staring at me
>after we got going she turned around to see me and smiled multiple times
I went to the "big city" to buy whey
>on my way to the mall hot girls are smiling at me
Probably because the racing air filter makes so much noise
>one girl even suggests i rev it
>other one mires me and the bike
Overall it was a really good day

stop larping weeb

>I just can't bring myself to give any attention to attractive girls because i dont want to seem like a whiteknight.
Do you really think anyone is going to interpret helping someone in that situation as whiteknighting? Fuck no.
They'll probably just be glad she's not blocking the cars anymore and most boomers actually enjoy young people that are clearly attracted to each other sperging out.
>should've made a face that showed her that I understood that she was struggling but that I didn't care
Or, just, you know, help her and see where that takes you? She might've been a good match for you or not but being on friendly terms with someone random because you helped them just because is always better than them thinking you're an edgy cunt.

Poat face OP

man richard spencer has really let himself go

>be me
>be at a bar where they have an open mic so everyone is faced in one direction
>two qt spanish girls and a spanish manlet sitting in front of me
>they make a selfie
>i photobomb by making a peace sign
>one of the girls turns around
>make eye contact and realise she is absolutely smoking hot
>(in Spanish accent) you are the most beautifull person in this picture
>Tfw a girlfriend who i love and dont want to cheat on
>just smile and say thank you
Its hard for me to stay loyal when there are women this pretty mirin bro’s

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based mcchicken poster

This . Maybe screw one of the plastic ones if you're into that, but never do anything more than that with a Korean. Source: went to Korea. Bitches are mad.

Keep it up, don't become a nigger.