About to begin your workout

>about to begin your workout
>these two block your path
What do?

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Tell them to fuck off so I can go get my workout?

I would simply look at him slightly funny and he would collapse with another injury.

He (calum von moger) is on so much gear his tendons just fucking snap when he considers movement.

>Oh hi Calum I loved you in Bigger! How's the leg ?
>Can you sign my creatine container ?

walk around them and start doing bicep curls without ruining my whole physique

Jump in the water and swim past them

>roiding for this

Am i at the gym, am i at the beach? What are we doing here op?

Get pic with calum, continue workout

Do people like this look?

>I’ve watched the Joe Rogan experience i know how to deal with this situations
precede to knock him out with a spinning back kick and to sell her Jordan Peterson newest book

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yeah I'm sitting down

This is precisely what you should be roiding for you dipshit.

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combination gym/beach

>Roiding for a skank about to hit the wall in 2 years
kek

>filename

dude is clearly a manlet so i guess i just pat him on the head and say "hey bro looking good, you've been working out!" and then take his girl out for drinks

hes 6'2

Uh... excuse me.

6'2 self reported, 5'7 in reality
just like jeff the manlet seid

Dude is short, bitch is fat.

>implying you wouldn't jump at the chance to be seen with that "skank" in public
>implying he couldn't move on and find 40 other "skanks" just like her if he felt like she was past her prime

2/10 would not bang. The girl is kinda cute though.

>defending and glorifying some roidcel on 4channel

>hes 6'2
it's 2019, the manlet cutoff is at 6'4 by now

Calum literally put his well being on the line injecting drugs and works out daily to achieve his physique and the girl is just some roastie with a ok untrained body lmao. Women truly have it easy

I bet Karina squats more than you and makes double your annual income monthly, faggot

This picture is old they broke up like 4 years ago

>And thats that, bucko!

>He still puts pussy on a pedestal.

user...

>implying liking a fitness model who lives 2000 miles away is putting pussy on a pedestal

you're right I should never appreciate anything and be cynical all the time

She's listed as 5'11"
>muh angles
Manlet confirmed

if his dick is small why wear such tight pants?

>she's listed as 5'11"
>he's standing next to her on a lower platform and he's the same height as her

What is this anti-Calum propaganda

>5’11
>manlet

is she taller than him?

She’s on her tiptoes snd at a higher angle so obv not

Well if Beggars could be choosers I'd like more of a V taper than hum

Checked and you're retarded. /fit isn't a natty only board stupid. Calum has a top physique and you're just a jealous fatty

Use my absolute powerbloated bulk to powerclean them out of the way.

i sieg heil back and continue with my work out

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im neither jealous nor a fatty and couldnt care less about some roiding brainlet but (you) going out of your way to defend him is pretty funny

literally

>he is shorter than her
just squish this manlet

Out of my way? Nigger I'm shitposting on the same Aztec finger trap carving board you are.

first id tell his girl to get her eyes of my cock

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Push Dick Max in the ocean and hope he doesn't know how to swim. Then try and fail to hit on his gf.

>working out on rocks by the sea
LMAO, I ain't fucking Karate Kid, OP.

Isn't he like 6'2? How tall is she?

>Hi Calum, sorry to bother you, could I get a pic?

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Being jacked doesn’t make you good at fighting

how much does she squat? because i honestly doubt it's more than me

I'd use my jolteon and whatever grass type im using on them.

seen her at gold's venice irl. honestly, not impressed. there are hotter girls in my local gym in flyover country every day

most insta girls disappoint irl

on the contrary, Heidi Sommers is probably the best looking human being i've ever seen or spoken to

>Calum Von Moger
>height mogged by a woman

he looks freakish. Without lighting/pump and with a shirt he would look like a bloated fool

What did she smell like?

mire

Lol imagine being this much of a beta

Kick him in the nuts
Punch her in the gut

M-m-mind if I work in?

i dont like pol either but this is defiantly not a pol joke u spaz

that girl is actually busted, she's just tall and thin

Cliff merchant?

what a ridiculous tricep

Get out of my house or I will be forced to call the police. Or shoot you both in the face, pick one.

>excuse me
>oh sorry, we didnt see you there
>walk through the opening they make

>Autism