It’s the most natural milk for us to drink and yet only babies get to benefit from it. Why doesn’t someone start a company that pays women for their milk and then sells it by the gallon or makes human cheese and yogurt?
Why don’t we utilize human milk more?
Chase Gonzalez
Carter Jackson
Nice digits but to answer your question it's more of a social taboo than anything else. So chances are it isn't going to happen.
Jack Gray
There was a company making ice cream from it. But how would it make economic sense? Cows produce a hell of a lot more, and you can't keep women in a pen for milking so you've got a logistical issue along with health and safety needing to be established. You're able to get some for private use but there's no sensible way to do it commercially.
Kevin Jenkins
>utilize
Just say “use”
Austin Ross
First it was some guy asking if it's possible to butt chug his post workout shake and now this. Good threads today everybody keep it up.
Jackson Powell
>you can't keep women in a pen for milking
not with that attitude user
Juan Watson
I'd pay $5 an hour to suck milk straight from the tit of a THICC PREGO BRAPPER haha
Thomas Morgan
Don't know but if I ever have a kid I will suck on one breast while my son sucks on the other
Jace Howard
No other drink is as nutritious as breast milk since it has DHA and ARA
Caleb Morris
Because humans aren't supposed to keep drinking milk after infancy.
Cow milk made sense back when food was scarce. Since food is so plentiful now, it makes zero sense to keep consuming milk.
Milk is for babies.
Brayden Martin
Cow milk is by far the best bulking food
Nathan Cook
Based and milkpilled
Caleb Morris
>t.Kentucky citizen
Jose Howard
I'd pay $100 for an hour desu.
Caleb Nelson
What does breast milk taste like?
Liam Clark
>you can't keep women in a pen for milking
God I wish you could.
Joseph Jenkins
Levi Myers
where do I get buffalo milk?
Adrian Martin
Why would you want to? It's relatively low in protein and high in carbohydrates and fat.
Benjamin Taylor
I've actually been wondering about it for years desu
Nathan Phillips
accidentally drank some once, not as good as you'd imagine. Very watery.
Robert Price
Pretty fucking bad honestly. Watered down blood mixed with a little milk.
Alexander White
Zachary Taylor
It's super popular in India. Just search Water Buffalo milk I'm sure you can find some.
Chase Lee
Drink formula milk perhaps?
Angel Lee
Accidentally grabbed a some from my mom's friend who was pumping. It was sweet.
Christian Cooper
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
Charles Bailey
Yeah, it bulks your tits with all that mammalian estrogen
Levi Rodriguez
Luke Wilson
Just raid the milkroom
Matthew Miller
Because cows can be factory farmed for milk, women can’t no matter how much you wish otherwise.
Isaac Scott
There actually has been a few companies that have tried OP. There's also places that give out milk to mothers who need it. But depending on what state you live in there are some laws against it because it leans into human trafficking and selling "body parts"
Angel Miller
It's too adjacent to maternity, women must simulate men goy.
Liam Phillips
Its high in saturated fat, which isn't a bad thing. But not a good macro comp for lean body muscle mass.
I've heard buffalo meat, at least grass fed is incredibly lean.
>grain and corn fed is just trash
John Edwards
Human milk consumption bad
Foreskin skin products good
Benjamin Hall
god i wish that were me
Kayden Butler
based
John Cooper
God, I wish you're being ironic.
Caleb Morris
based
Elijah Jackson
Correct, user.
Austin Brown
There's absolutely NOTHING wrong with wanting to suck on big succulent titties
Isaac Miller
Total fucking bullshit. My wife just birthed my fourth child last week and is breastfeeding the baby. She had a clogged duct today and I sucked on her boob and massaged the duct until the clog cleared (it was very painful, she cried). I literally just did this like 15 minutes ago. Breastmilk doesn't taste bad at all. It is watery, and kind of sweet. When you clear a clogged duct it is a little salty. Not bad.
Grayson Gray
They do have companies that do this and they are shitty as fuck. What they do is prey on the altruism and gullibility of nursing mothers. They ask moms to pump and save and donate their breastmilk to help poor underprivileged babies, or premies, or whatever. Then they sell it to hospitals, NICUs, etc for hundreds of dollars an ounce, which gets jacked up even more when the hospital charges it to insurance companies. It's a fucking scam. The women who take the time to pump (it takes forever to fill a bottle) and freeze their milk don't get anything. And some fucking piece of shit makes all the money.
Jose Allen
>implying I dont already
Lucas Carter
It would take a woman several weeks to pump a gallon if she did it for several hours each day.
Aiden Wood
Because we have to deal with women whom for some reason we gave rights a century ago and can't just force them to produce mass quantities like we do cows. When we do get women producing they usually want an average of $2 per fl oz, so just for a gallon you'll be paying nearly $300.
Juan Kelly
It isn't all that great. I've nursed boobs before. Your jaw gets tired after a few minutes. It's more of a chore than anything. You suck and suck then your mouth fills up and you have to swallow and it's kind of tricky to breathe and not choke. I've done it out of necessity when my wife has been separated from a baby hiking, or biking or something and her breasts became engorged.
Jace White
If it was good for him than it is good enough for me.
Ian Phillips
>It would take a woman several weeks to pump a gallon if she did it for several hours each day.
>we're not going to change that with genetic engineering
Aiden Martinez
Got any more titty sucking stories? For research purposes only of course.
Henry Smith
It's not economic. There's only so much breast milk a woman can produce, and it would be very expensive. A woman I knew, who was heavy lactating brapper would product 10 fl. oz / day, and it took her an hour to pump. If you paid her minimum wage JUST to pump, you are looking at $95-$100/gallon. You'd have to pay more than min wage for this to be economically viable (you do NOT want to drink the breast milk of women who turned to pumping as a last resort).
To give you an idea (I have a severe lactation fetish), on several different occasions I've paid $250-$300/hr to suck tits.
Chase Cook
Diamonds thinking about this.
Lucas Howard
Jesus Christ man
Hudson Butler
>I've done it out of necessity when my wife has been separated from a baby hiking, or biking or something and her breasts became engorged.
fuck why is that so hot?
I told my wife im gonna try it when she has our first, and it's gonna immediately be a hard yes or hard no. Ill either love it or be weirded out, no middle ground
Christian Thomas
>Accidentally grabbed a some from my mom's friend who was pumping. It was sweet.
How do you accidentally grab breast milk?
Are you a fucking retarded piece of shit who's going to win a Darwin award some day, eating and drinking literally anything near you, without paying any mind to what it is?
Or were they weird fucks who put their breast milk into regular milk containers and fooled you?
Leo Flores
Missoula Farmers Market is my only guess
Xavier Brooks
Isaac Gomez
I want to try some but I don't know where to get it and my brother's wife refused to give me any when she was lactating.
Parker Howard
>and my brother's wife refused to give me any when she was lactating
wait, you asked her? What was her reaction to that, and how did you even broach the subject.
"hey, sister-in-law, could I borrow just a few millilitres of your boob milk please?"
John Bailey
I want to suck mommy's milkies straight from the jug
Caleb King
I told her that I wanted some if she ever has any extra since she would pump it and save it and she laughed as if I was joking.
Joshua Cooper
Bought or directed straight from the source?
Im gonna get my gf to start milking when we move in. Gotta get that GOMAD!
Nolan Thomas
Pic related.
Jonathan Miller
Kek going through this right now
Brody Butler