How the fuck are you supposed to be getting Jow Forums once you leave to live in dorm again in september...

How the fuck are you supposed to be getting Jow Forums once you leave to live in dorm again in september? Our dorms are super small I cant imagine cooking even something as simple as chicken salad there

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Get a minifridge and do GOMAD

I guess you could just give up and get fat

Student housing sucks ass but if you have two hobs then cooking some rice, vegetables and meat takes 20 minutes if you boil the veg and rice in the same pot

>living in a dorm
>again

Living in a dorm past freshman year is your first mistake.

Second mistake is not understanding the college is bar none the easiest and best time to be Jow Forums.
>oh no I have 3 hours of class today starting at 1pm!
>oh no I have unlimited dining hall food
>oh no I have literally no bills or responsibilities at all
Yeah what a drag how are you ever going to find time to workout?

How many people do you share a kitchen with?

>oh no I have 3 hours of class today starting at 1pm!
Only if you are in some shit tier uni with some shit tier major
>oh no I have unlimited dining hall food
what kind of a university has free food?
>oh no I have literally no bills or responsibilities at all
of course if you let your parents pay for your shit like a child you are

>of course if you let your parents pay for your shit like a child you are
Not him but doesn't literally every student get their rent paid for? That's how it works in the uk

>oh no I have 3 hours of class today starting at 1pm!
>oh no I have unlimited dining hall food
>oh no I have literally no bills or responsibilities at all
What fucking country do you live in? Finland or something with top 10 liferating index? I live in a post socialist country in east europe. We have lessons from 8:00 to 15:00 some days are shorter though thats true. I have no fucking clue what dining hall are you talking about. And I still have to buy all the shit by myself+transport because the dorm is actually good 5km away from uni (Im gonna punch next guy that says "just run bro").

Yes I can get fridge but that doesnt solve issue of where Im actually going to cook I can get portable heater as well but there is no space to put ingredient anywhere. I cant even do my bodyweight+barbell lifting because there is again no space at all. Only thing I can still keep doing is running and swimming which are just cardios

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in america not only do you pay tens of thousands of dollars for tuition you also pay rent for dorms. In majority of europe you pay rent for dorms as well. Its cheap as fuck but it aint free

THERE IS NOT A KITCHEN. THERE IS NO KITCHEN COUNTER

There is just an electric heater from 60´s in the hall that is shared by entire dorm. (no table or anything just that heater and thats it)

lmao @ yanks

nigga how small is your room? I used to live in a 20m2 barracks room with 16 other people in the military and we had ample room for everything

Did you not view the flat before you signed the contract?

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>Wet soggy mushy rice
No thanks

In which country do you live? This sounds horrific. Im from Eastern Europe as well and all the dorms are like appartment buildings where one "box" has two rooms, one bathroom and one kitchen so you share it with only max 4 other people

Eat eggs and beef.
Just run faggot.

gotta make sacrifices so there's less time you have to be in the same room as your flatmates

>campus gym
>dorm kitchen

???

dining halls you pay for but its all you can eat every meal you go to

Based. I avoid my flatmates as much as possible

>what is a meal plan at the dining halls
>what is a summer job to pay tuition
>what are student loans to pay for any gaps

If you legitimately can't find 2 hours a day in college to workout then I feel extremely sorry for you.

No you don't rent is included in tuition in America

also
>non-US secondary education
>respectable degree
pick one

In America, colleges have dining halls where you can eat unlimited food for around $1000/semester. The food isn't great (it was terrible at my college), but the macros are there and you never have to prepare any food. I stopped eating at dining halls my sophomore year. Also, I've never heard of student dorms being off campus. The whole point of living in a dorm is that you can roll out of bed and walk to class.

slovakia. Thing is there are two dorms. Im studying transport+logistics. We get the smalled dorms. People who study electrotechnics/computer science get the new ones that are seriously spacious.
I have photos on old phone unfortunately, this year I almost left because there were three of us in a super small room. It was supposed to be for two people but they put in that bed with second floor and said its for "3 people". This year Im thankfully in a room for two which is just a like 2 square meters smaller but its only two of us. I also got lucky last year because one of the roommates gave up after one month.
Dining hall sounds good. Again we are living on the "worse" dorm. The better one is right next to uni

Oh yeah and our box also has two rooms. Its a 3-2 system. There is toilet but showers are outside of the room (shared by entire dorm again). And no kitchen. Do you live in czech republic?

No i live in Estonia. Having a communal shower/kitchen is ass cancer. I think you might be better off trying to rent an appartment

Yes I tried that last year. Flats are really pricey in the town i go to uni in. I would have to work some shitty minimum wage job in a factory (which Im already doing on weekends) and I would still have to share the flat with other people so its not much of a gain besides having a non-communal shower. Anyway Im more worried about space, where will I get my exercise? Ive been doing great for the past weeks without gym and I seriously dont want to add even more expenses to my tight student budget. At least the degree at the end makes it worth it

>going to college
>making something of your life
ahaha hahahaah!!! LOL

Uni gyms are often free or really cheap. I pay 15 euros a month for 24/7 access which is reasonable. Also many campuses have outdoor gyms and areas. Uni years are a struggle yea

I've gotten multiple degrees and why the fuck would anyone live in a dorm unless their commutes were hours. Even then I'd rather live in a motel nearby
>extremely cramped
>99% chance of an annoying roommate
>0 privacy
>usually no AC
>costs 3-5x+ what rent would in a decent apartment
Etc.

Tell me more about your monotonous brainlet work that pays $16/hr that'll be automated in a decade

pretty sure that post was a joke but sure get angry on the internet about literally nothing

Most people stay in dorms here bc they are dirt cheap and few hundred meters from college

Every uni has a 24/7 dining hall. All those high protein/high carb menus are perfect for building muscle. Start shoveling that shit down and get fucking jacked.

>costs 3-5x+ what rent would in a decent apartment
where?

>he lives in the dorms past the first semester
Just throwing money away.

Use your school gym duh