>Bro Tier (trying hard, having sex, loving life required) 5th Set (great for late intermediates) 5/3/1 (read 2nd Edition, then Beyond or Forever) -- 531 with FSL/SSL 5x5 (moron proof) -- 531 1000% Awesome (for early Intermediates) -- Beyond 531 (training maximally for strength) -- Leviathan (heavy single every session) -- 531 for Hardgainers (hypertrophy) -- Build the Monolith (hypertrophy) -- Boring But Big (hypertrophy) -- 351 for Powerlifting -- Coffinworm (great for strength) -- Advanced 531 (simple and great for strength) Westside for Skinny Bastards Madcow Intermediate (great for early intermediates) Destroy the Opposition (J. Lewis) Cube Kingpin The Cube (+ Predator) Conjugate (max effort + dynamic + repetition) Spotoshot (bench only) Texas Method 4-day Split Model from PPST. Juggernaut Method 2.0 (a more periodized 5/3/1)
>Nerd Tier (must have high IQ) RTS Generalized Intermediate RTS Emerging Strategies Nuckols Average to Savage Nuckols 28 Free GZCL TSA 9 Week HLM (Heavy Light Medium) Blevins Skynet AI Juggernaut AI Sheiko (for meet prep, don't break your dick)
>Meme Tier (might work if you love memes) Hepburn x Sheiko Blend (Tan Slacks blog) Candito 6 Week Texas Method 3-Day Texas Method Trappy Version (homo) The Bridge Smolov Jr. Bulgarian/Bugenhagen Method Slavic Swole nSuns 5/3/1 (written by a 1200 lb totaling Redditor) Hepburn "Power and Pump" Programming 2 Win (by Jack Black)
>Optimal Tier (for gay, contrarian nerds) Barbell Medicine
>Retard Cuck-Tier PH3 (need a tourniquet to choke yourself, and it has a 100% injury rate)
*all of these programs work (except PH3), but the effort and attitude of the athlete is most important
Don't load up 665 and do more than your body can handle. Using equipment for that is dangerous, kiddo.
>tfw chilling at the Chicago airport and my flight doesn't leave for almost 2 more hours >tfw did some squats yesterday that moved really well and actually looked good, but then I woke up with hip pain this morning Who here /gde/?
Juan Hill
bench press is the best gauge of RAW PHYSICAL STRENGTH. you only downplay this because you're a pudgy, weak little shit of a manlet with an equally embarrassing bench press.
nobody gives a shit that you can bounce your morbidly obese gut off of your legs for your little bullshit wide stance "squat". nobody cares about your 5 inch ROM sumo "deadlift".
Press Alt Gr(the alt on the right) + Shift + 8 (the one over the letters) to insert a "™".
The Press™.
Charles Johnson
I am a GDE! My hip flexor snapped while squatting 3pl8 and now I have to take a break from squats
Jackson Miller
Your squat form is actually slowly improving, surprisingly enough. Your hips probably hurt because they're not used to taking the load over your erectors.
covered them in shame lol, just word of advice, wear socks wherever you go please, unless you want people laughing at you
Dominic Harris
Well this post didn't age well. we broke up
Caleb Martin
Nice blog, Sean.
Henry Harris
>What hurt are you feeling? Look at the OP pic.
Asher Perez
Kek retard.
Jeremiah Wood
Never happened before. Be careful you don't drive that wheelchair of yours down a flight of stairs. Not that anyone would mourn your passing anyway, faggot.
Everyone is always doing something behind your back, so don't worry about it. Stating the obvious isn't insulting.
Colton Thomas
Ive never done equipped before you illiterate chink
Hunter Butler
>Sean got bored of his Tomates and Bench press personalities and the "powerlifting is a gay sport persona" got btfo so he's back to his original How boring and unimaginative.
Samuel Morris
>Stating the obvious isn't insulting.
Oh so you admit your tattoos are cringe? Probably shouldn't have gotten so angry at me then and should have said this from the beginning
Charles Gomez
ORD was fucked yesterday, surprised I made it out at all desu Unlike you, a proven 5 plate bencher, what was the link to that video again?
Caleb Gomez
How harder is equipped lifting compared to raw? I only know a few multiply guys who are a bunch of insane motherfuckers who are mostly rambling, not saying anything coherent about it
Brody Jackson
>replying to Sean You people never learn. He gets off on (you)s.
Daniel Sanchez
Powerlifting is a gay sport (if you want to call it a sport), think Ive been saying this for years
Mason Martin
You should add some paracetamol to that booze of yours, speeding up the process. I recommend a whole pack
Dylan Peterson
Mirin desu
Cooper Morris
Wow these newfag zoomer trips are sprouting up like weeds lol, already 3 of them in this thread alone
Liam Wilson
And you obsess over it despite not competing.
Parker Lewis
You mean besides shoving things up his ass while jacking to tranny anime porn?
Easton Harris
IS there anything that speeds up tattoo removal process? If yes, I recommend doing that, kek
I believe he is on steroids and looks like he barely lifts, not sure what on earth youre miring lol
Nathaniel Ramirez
At least the tomato nigger is gone
Asher White
It's hard, especially if you're on your own. Huge learning curve. It's taken me a year to be able to deadlift with a neutral spine and get very close to depth/occasionally hit depth on squat. Learning how to self wrap was an absolute bitch and I still can't use a bench shirt to touch consistently. My bench shirt is really shitty though, and my squat suit is the best one you can get. Isley couldn't do anything with the same bench shirt I'm using, and he's really good now with a different one. If I can get an upgrade, even a minor one, I think I'd benefit hugely.
Austin Gray
No I do not
Samuel Murphy
Luckily I'm at Midway which is quite a bit less crowded. Still not looking forward to going into work tomorrow since I'm not gonna get home until like 10 pm.
Cameron Morris
The total in relation to the time lifting, 200kg bench at 88kg bw.
Nathan Cox
>It's taken me a year to be able to deadlift
and it's taken you over 5 years and you've yet to deadlift 5 plates!
Adrian Baker
How much raw progress have you made in the last year? Just wondering. What's your bodyweight at these days?
Jason Cook
I think you are grossly underestimating the power of steroids my clueless dyel friend ;)
Hunter Butler
Yeah, I am still struggling with the wrapping. My gf got me the elitefts Krait wraps, apparently they're some of the best out there. I know Ben Pollack swears by them, but they're very stiff. I'll try them on my next heavy Squat day
Jack Sullivan
Where are you at?
Robert Gutierrez
>How much raw progress have you made in the last year? 10lbs >What's your bodyweight at these days?
the same as its always been, 220! despite him trying to cut for the last 5 years and dropping 0 (zero) lbs! ahahahh fat retard blown the fuck out
couldnt have said it better myself
Brayden Bailey
220mg of test a week won't turn a noob into an elite lifter, my disabled and retarded friend.
Jordan Morgan
The 6ix ;)
is your girlfriend that nasty looking German girl? a bit chubby with brown (disgusting) hair.. yeah?
oh my god, there are too many things so wrong in this post for me to address
hopefully my fat friend, fat retard, will have the engery to dedicate a reply pointing out everythingwhich is wrong with what you just said
James Torres
>Raw progress in the past year If I tested anything besides my bench I'd let you know. Only 10 lbs on bench, but pretty massive stability and form gains. Bw is consistent at 220.
I use titan titaniums which are really stretchy, so I can't really help you out there. Only thing I can say is to start at the bottom, flex the shit out of your quad and point your toes up, and use needle nose pliers to finish them. The last part will shred them but it makes finishing them easier and more consistent.
Samuel Baker
Not sure I never weight myself
Leo Foster
Look for what Cuckols said about that and then shoot yourself in the mouth. With a gun. High caliber
Jose Hill
5'8", no lifting in a couple years, drinks often, I'd say a doughy 170
Owen Long
OH so you put 0lbs on your raw deadlift.. YIKES!
Julian Long
>Who here /gde/ too relatable senpai Did squat training max for a single today and it fucking sucked. Went too deep and my chest caved in forward, it was a fucking struggle to get that up. Fuck I wanna be strong.
I dont get it, my bench moved fucking fantastical yesterday, maybe im recently off creatine and now it's starting to take effect?
How to I face squatting with the same attitude I face benching?
Alexander Clark
you mean greg cuckols, the fat, balding, steroid abusing lolfed guy? A steroid user saying >i-i-i-it isn't a magic bullet!!!
Yes it is you stupid fagit and cuckols is a fat piece of shit despite going on steroids
What moron would ever listen to that moron? clearly only someone even more moronic than he
Luke Ramirez
Never heard about that plier thing, I've watched a few videos about that, since my coach never competed wrapped so wasn't able to help me on that one.
Ethan Nguyen
thats not my height so I'm guessing you're trying to incite anger? many have tried my dyel friend, many have tried.. all have failed
You see I am a Jow Forums vet whos been posting on this website for longer than youve been alive
and you thought you had what it took? ha
Adam Jackson
wow who's this fucking newfag, four you fuckers in one thread
man look at how you're posting.. so fucking cringy (granted not nearly as cringy as that one ffagots tattoos lol)
take the trip of bitch
Leo Lee
Accessory lifts to have sex? I have height frame but no face
Also my lats are sore as shit good feel
Asher Brown
Watch it hot shot, don't melt the ice
Jaxon Diaz
>I am a Jow Forums vet Get a load of this loser guys!
Austin Reed
take some pliers to your tattoos and rip the fucking skin off them while youre at it..
just buy a premium hooker breh, it's lifes cheat code
Dominic Collins
Do you ever plan on competing raw again or are you just gonna be messing around with equipped?
Squatting is just more mentally taxing and is affected by fatigue more than benching. I doubt the creatine has anything to do with it. Squat will never feel as easy as bench. And getting strong takes forever unless you're a Chad. It's a marathon, not a sprint.
Anthony Smith
haahah these newfags cant even detect my irony.. god you faggots are playing connect four while I'm playing several games of chess at the same time.. and winning all of them
Jace Green
Haha legend
Aiden Fisher
>I'm only pretended to be retarded! Imagine getting off on this shit. Your whole life revolving around it. How pathetic.
Carter Long
My wrapping immediately improved exponentially when I started doing it that way.
Potentially. I haven't really thought that far since I'm just trying to get technically consistent with equipment for right now.
Nolan Murphy
Squatted again after last snappity snap Felt decent altough it was just 3plates highbar I recorded the set and bar path is giga justed
3 reds btw
I think ill just get back to squatting wide like a cheater i am
> I think it might also be because you have really long legs so you cant just bob up and down like those gymist chinks, so it exerts a lot more effort especially in your case when you're folding over like a lawn chair
I could bring out so much potential in you with some in person coaching but unfortunately we are on opposite sides of the border
Jacob Hill
The fuck does Jow Forums need a veterinarian for?
Thomas Carter
Upset? hhaha maybe kick a soccer ball outside or something kid, you seem to be taking my website a little too seriously
Connor Garcia
I bet you would like to coach him like trappy coached frog
Isaac Williams
All the animals on here.
Adrian Bailey
This is just a screenshot, you got the video or?
Nolan Miller
Putting down Sean and tomato
Ryan Butler
Most definitely kill yourself, you contribute nothing but poison to this thread, most likely a reflection of what you contribute to those around you.
I definitely feel you. Man I just wanna get into the mentality I get into when I bench when squatting. When I have to do a heavy bench set I get excited and try hard as fuck and get into an insane focus When I squat I get very nervous and loose focus and when Im doing sets I just want it to fucking end, don't get me wrong, i like squatting a lot, but I just can't get into an optimal mindset like I do with bench
Adrian Bennett
youve been here like a max one week so I don't think you are in a position to be telling anyone, et alone the person that created this general, anything! fucking nigger!!
Zachary Bailey
Besides a few empty bottles, body pillow and his wheelchair, there isn't much
Here Ive snapped last week on deadlifts had troubles walking and sleeping without pain but its better now thanks to glute work, stuart mcgill exercises and the lieks
Squats always feel like shit to me but I've still added a little over a pl8 since January
Just try hard
Jeremiah Lee
OH my lord.. you are a very ugly looking person, and I dont normally just insult peoples appearance without reason
>inb4 someone posts ugly pictures of dino claiming its me
Jeremiah White
The McGill 3 are solid. Been giving them out to patients since I've read his book. Try rolling both glutes with an indoor hockey ball, they tend to spasm when you tweak your lower back
Nathan Scott
>Added over a plate since January You're either a genetic anamoly or weak
I think being able to get in the zone for heavy squats and deadlifts is something that comes with time. You have to remember that most strong people have been lifting most of their adult lives, and if you're in your first few years, you're still new.