My gf's body is very similar to pic related

Birth control
Massage her breasts
Suck on them
Make her gain a little weight

Used to constantly play with my ex's boobs and they grew from a C to a D, could be due to another factor though

Lmao you must be 18 or older to post here.

Smart couple. Others here will tell you otherwise but keep on. There will be time for children later especially when you're financially secure.

Have fun with your boyfriend then faggot

>makes thread to brag about non-existent girlfriend

this is truly pathetic

sage

They're right. The only thing you can do to increase her breast size naturally is to put a baby in her.

If you're not able to do that... well maybe you're not really a man, just like right now she really isn't a woman.

Oh I see, you should’ve just said you’re infertile in the OP.

Pathetic. Just chop your balls off now. You dont deserve them!

Have fun with your retarded down syndrome kid because you waited and all her eggs went bad.

I am 25% gypsy and I now enact my family blood to cause anyone in this thread to have trans children

Nah she fucked up by being malnourished during puberty

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Nice dubs also seconding the birth control. My gf is rockin Ds and BC is what gave them to her

Low test

Have fun with your stressed out life wondering how you're going to pay for childcare, figuring out how you're going to pay the medical bills every time they get sick, altering your entire lifestyle and eventually fighting with your wife more and more until she leaves with the kid.

There's a time and place to have a child responsibly user.

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People are insecure, but the truth is you are correct. Having children is a mistake.

>paying for childcare

Your wife should be at home to take care of the kids.

>medical bills

Get a real fucking job then retard.

>having kids with a roastie who will fight with you and leave you

wow maybe you shouldn't have kids since you're a homosexual

My bipolar medicine gave me bigger boobs, increased them by about a cup size, and it's a stated side effect, even with the generic form.
But it can give you seizures or depression if you don't need it

>My bipolar medicine gave me bigger boobs

Yeah but will it do the same thing for biological women?

>Your wofe should be home taking care of the kids
Do tell me how is that job coming along user? What's your salary?

Worthless manchild.

Put a baby in her then get an abortion. Alternatively, pump her full of est, and prolactin. Hormones are 100% of the reason why tits go bigger after a pregnancy.

Also
>tits or gtfo
>DILATE

Had to be done.

It's more than enough to pay for my kid and 2nd on the way.

lol if there was an answer to this question the surgery wouldn't exist.

good lord, source?

Then you of all people should know how expensive and time consuming children are and wouldn't want to wish such a thing on a couple who is not ready for it. Less the child suffers.

Ignore all these retarded comments, just support her and convince her that she doesn’t need to have bigger boobs. If you encourage a “solution” she’s going to continue to be self conscious and think you don’t like how her boobs are now.

What a faggot

Buy her breast implants so she can dump you and start fucking black guys.

Easier to deal with financial stress than with a retarded baby because you let your wife's biological clock run out.

kek

I know girls who's tits grew a lot when they got on the pill

That seems to be the only comeback you have on this discussion so it must be the onky thing you can focus on. You must be someone who has never financially struggled or must be the woman who has been spoiled all her life. The chance of having a down syndrome child at 35 is 1 in 350.

Fpbp

Lmaoooo get out

Kill yourself

>The chance of having a down syndrome child at 35 is 1 in 350.

That's extremely fucking high dude lol. It's quadruple the chances of if you're 25 and nearly triple if you're 30.

>childcare, medical bills, other shit

That is petty insignificant bullshit compared to bringing a life into the world. If your girl looks like that the time to put a baby in her is right now. If you're too immature or too much of a pussy you need to do the right thing and break up with her so she doesn't waste a day more of her youth and beauty and fertility on your pathetic ass.

>Confirming that that's all he can argue about.
Learn to read. 35 not 30. It's better to live a comfortably secure life than one of the kid having to struggle and suffer. You seem to not realize how high a number 350 is when it comes to having children. Forcing people to have kids when they are not ready is going to lead to bigger problems than a chance down syndrome.

Retard. You can literally just give birth to a baby, you don't need to pay a baby fee wtf it's a natural human ability.

>Learn to read

You say that right as you show you misunderstood my point. The rate nearly triples from 30 to 35. Enjoy being old and having a midlife crisis while having a toddler because you felt like waiting.

You clearly have not met people today who are struggling in life just to provide for their children because they had kids too early. Because they both have to work late shifts, pay $1k for a daycare, and barely spend time with their children who are being raised by random people doibg god knows what. There is such a thing as being responsible and waiting until you can bring life into a suitable enviorment, be it 25 or 35.

Or just raise the kids yourself haha wouldn't that be crazy

>disappointedancestors.jpg

I'll enjoy your wife's look of envy as my thriving 4 kids hold my hands and walk with me through the park

You do know that young parents are the ones with midlife crisis because they spent their youth taking care of a kid, right? I will happily enjoy raising my child when I'm ready because at that point it's about them, not me.

Greedy Hedonists will burn

Seems like all your problems could be solved by having your wife stay home. Or maybe you should stay home and let her work since you're an emasculated cuck who can't make enough money to perform our strongest biological impulse.

>people ITT honestly thinking anyone on Jow Forums will have children

L
O
FUCKING
L

Yeah bro trust spotebi.com's clickbait list

A child is a big kick in the ass to start your grown up life buddy.

People are having midlife crises because generations have convinced people that money is all that matters and they burn out obsessing over trying to make more money to fill that emptiness that could've better been filled with a loving home life using their youth to raise beautiful healthy children.

The only correct answer.

Have fun not being able to play catch with your kid because youre old and your rotator cuff got fucked in that accident back in the day

>parents had me when they were older (mother 33, father 39)
>no siblings, i'm their first and only one
>financially stable and provided well for me financially but little to no real parenting and life lessons, too busy with their jobs so basically let nannies and after school childcare raise me from 6 weeks old
>father already in 40s when i'm growing up and wanting to play and he can't/refuses to due to health and not caring
>end up a complete sperglord incel

i can't help but wonder if at least my father was younger when i was born if i may have turned out better. i guess 33 isnt that old for a mother but being nearly 40 seems pretty old

>He's not lifting for health to prevent future injuries
Thanks I will.

>Too busy with their jobs
That doesn't sound like an age issue that sounds like a financial one.

they were well off financially. they were both just career people so they seemed to care more about their jobs than raising me. literally from the age of from what ive been told, like 6 weeks, dumped in childcare

No, it sounds like an age thing. By the time you're in your mid 30s, you're probably heavily invested in your career and the likelihood of prioritizing said career over your children is greatly increased.

Should have ate more animal fats when growing up.

The mark of a true manchild.

not to mention them being too busy with work so preferring to refrain me from eating a decent amount of food at meals to save it for leftovers so they (my mother) didnt have to cook so i grew up completely emaciated and a runt

Let me put a baby in her then

Alright, let me put a baby in her then.

You're an absolute cuck and I'm glad you won't reproduce.

Actually, if you're malnourished during puberty you can grow out of it, it only postpones the spurts.

That's a myth.

*Honk* *honk*

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I don't think so

Listen, that's a rule of nature, if a woman has a nice ass, she has small tits, if a woman has nice tits, she has a small ass; if a woman has nice tits and ass, she has an ugly face; if a woman has nice tits, ass, and face, she's a tranny

Right on, brother!

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Too skinny

That's plausibly skewed by habits – 30 to 35 are where nutrition has been getting more random (because at least cereals are fortified).

Don't at me.

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Semi related. My gf has low e2 and low progestrone. As with most GPs they won't do shit because she is in "normal range" barely. Just like they will tell a 20 year old male with grandpa test levels that he is fine. How can I increase her e2 and progesterone because her libido is shit.

My girlfriend got this birth control thing called a nuvaring implanted into her pussy. Her tits are massive now but she is severely mentally unstable.

349/350 without teh downs

= 99.7% success rate.

>better run away panicking

>a baby is a negative side effect of pregnancy
Trannies really are mentally ill.

jesus christ her booty is out of control

> figuring out how you're going to pay the medical bills every time they get sick

If they didn't get vaxxed for some non dangerous diseases you wouldn't need to worry as much

Also, fasting and a "whole food" animal based diet will solve 70% of your problems with your kids health

You're arguing with suicidal sociopathic virgins op. I agree with you, having kids is cucked and ruins your life. I'll have kids when I'm old and rich and can send my kids to private school and pay for their education without begging the jews to borrow money.

and the lost income of your wife staying at home isn't somehow like paying money?

Imagine LARPing as a man but being unable to hide your female defense mechanisms
Disgusting

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what is BC

You're a faggot

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how did asprin make her boobs bigger?

And then faggots like you proceed to post on Jow Forums about white genocide

feed her many pickles.

bro that's not how titties work

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hers were the best threads on /gif/

birth control doubled my gf tits size

Pork and wheat bread.