ITT we post our most hated gains goblins

ITT we post our most hated gains goblins.
>college exams

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depression and rejection

>coworkers
POWER GAP
>girlfriend

my normal genetics telling me the fact that i gonna need to work my ass off to get even slightly progress

Eating enough each day
I envy people who have the appetite to eat above maintenance all the time.

Runescape

>tfw you've skipped going to the gym at least 4 times in the last few months because you chose to make xp gains over real gains

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I failed my graduation exam. Why even live? Im a dissapointment to my family. I dont feel like doing shit. Gym that is the only thing I like, feels worthless. I cannot keep on eating, it feels like Im just choking on food and have difficulty breathing , just holding the tears. It is all pointless.

Just afk slash rats and go to the gym

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Nothing is pointless in a world where it ends with dead. You might lost this one but you will be defeated when you accept it. Never surrender.
>t. Not even able to attend graduation exam due to health complications

Funny how people kill themselves at the slightest inconvienence. How utterly soft.
Yeah go join Etika in afterlife cause you failed some stupid test you can retake. I blame the Jews in Hollywood they made everyone think they are some hero in a movie who wins and that life isnt hard sometimes. Ur stupid fucking test yeah that must have sucked literally the same as being tortured to death by the Inquisition or any medival period. Oh wait? its not. stop being a whiny faggot

Socializing, I keep trying, keep sacrificing but can't seem to make any friends.

Work.

I've worked 60+ hours a week for almost three months now. When is it going to end? Why is there so much turn around in the convenience store industry? Wahhhh.

>the flu
who came up with this shit seriously

And one day off a week. If even. Is getting a promotion supposed to feel like a punishment? And all my peers keep saying "oh, we've all been there. We've all done our 300 hour months. But it gets better". When does it get better? And what stops it from falling right back to shit. I need more people that work like I did for 8.50 an hour. And these nigger faggots get 10.50 to 11 starting. Mine was a dollar extra!

WORK GAINS

POWER GAP

BOOZE

wanking
probably spend an hour a day on it

what promotion do you get at a convenience store anyway? i hope youre atleast stealing shit

My sides. Agree though

General manager. 0/10. Would not recommend.

the people in this fucking town

>supermarket has a sale on frozen chicken breast and chicken nuggets
>all completely sold out by the time I go shopping

how the fuck am I supposed to make gains now?
god I hate these people so fucking much

Whenever I try to actually commit, I get sick or something happens.

Eating enough whil at home without a uni meal plan to abuse
Fapping. I want to save the calories for gains

My worst gains goblins:
>Girlfriend: always taking me on stupid weekends and parties where I can't say "no" to a beer and end up drunk as fuck after 23 coronas. Sex is good tho so not the worst gains goblin

>Rust. It's a full-time job on top of my studies. I like it so much I grind from 8pm to 1am every day. Fuck me and my lack of discipline (still wake up at 7am though).

>Uni: sure, it's only 25 hours a week and the gym is literally next door. But still, fuck, man. I'm not even learning anything useful. Supply chain management, optimisation mathematics, why did I chose this?! Curse my stupidity.

imagine unironically living in a literal village surrounded by peasant (if Europe) / morons (if US)

yesssss, goyim, yessss.

How do we trade bro? I'm a recovering fattie and can eat non stop like an animal.

STFU you delicate nobleman

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Low grade microwave emmitance boosting in frequency only slightly but continually

lol good luck with 5G, untermensch

>trouble falling asleep
>toss turn
>waking up in night
>tired but cant fall asleep

Mind giving me half your metabolism?

You know what I do after a 12 hour day at work?

I lift. Get to the fucking gym.

fuck bro I'm the same. I eat 2500 calories a day but can't gain weight. Fuuuuuck

Alcohol

Chasing pussy

Rarely caught

Trips of truth

Eat more regularly through the day, that way you get used to it and can actually go +500 easily.

>what is runescape mobile
Lmao

No goblin stands in my fucking way

Considering mobile, ur lazy and ngmi

this

I had my MEPS physical yesterday and I was literally .2 BMI above the minimum amount required.

the dude told me i need to go to mcdonalds and eat some cheeseburgers. but fuck, i'm full with only like 2 meals a day.

Being a resident physician. I've hit one PR in two years. A 5 lb bench PR. Fucking end me.

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sleep deprivation(from working early) which leads to sickness. been in the gym on and off for the past 2 weeks because of it. just getting back

oh man, being a genius doctor must be so hard.

I sometimes work 100 hours in a week. It sucks and it's not worth it. I'm working fucking 2.5x """full time""", while all my friends from uni are starting families and traveling and shit. I'm just a cortisol addled mess.
I would quit if I didn't have 200k in debt. It's not worth exchanging your youth for this shit.

Having no friends which ruined my entire life. Started when i was around 15 or so and snowballed into ruining my entire life. The entire thing.

For what it's worth, being a doctor is one of the few career paths that working people say is rewarding. That and at some point you can pay off that debt and start taking skiing vacations, join a country club, or buy a sailboat. Plus you can enjoy seeing your kids grow up with nice things

Not being able to quit porn, might be even worse than the porn, worry about not jerking off all day and then doing it anyway and feeling like shit about it. Really thinking about switching to planned once a week faps instead.

Being too socially anxious to go the gym before 11pm. I don't know what's wrong with me.

Alcoholic dad inviting me out to bars most nights

>be me ~6 years ago
>hate my life & body, deeply unsatisfied
>take up weightlifting/exercise
>confidence and health skyrocket, feel great
>acquire gf, go back to uni
>years pass, become content, life going well
>realize I'm developing lowkey depression again
>gained 30 lbs of fat and lost strength
>start going to the gym again

Happiness is the greatest gains goblin of them all.

long commute times

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My own lack of motivation.

>Set goal.
>Lift and live as strict as possible.
>Accomplish goal.
>Lose motivation.
>Get fat.
>Repeat.

Maybe I need to set a longer term goal, I don’t know.

Attending to my crops and livestock

No one has said work? Does anyone have a job on this board?

Same bro.

Damn I wish I could do that I’m at 3,500 a day and that’s just to maintain

I need a new job lol

If work is killing your gains you’re euther a wagie, teenager, or both. Over time you realize you just have to do it and stop using it as an excuse.

Holidays and my lack of desire to eat meat

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Being incapable of time management so when it comes to end of term I get so stressed out by uni I hate myself and don't work out.

Good motivation brother. Nevuh give ap!

Assistant to the general manager.

I'll be ur friend,homie

What is afking nmz while using chrome Remote Desktop. You can easily get 99s in whatever combat skills you like. All it requires is 1 click every 20 mins. It’s 2019 dawg get with the times

Imagine living for your family lol. Just man up, be honest with yourself and make the necessary changes. Study hard and get the help you need. It’s really not hard. Take the test again next year, it’s not the end of the world lol. If this is your mindset for yourself and the rest of your life then do us all a favor and stop taking up oxygen.

sickness or injury

Ahhhh good old linear optimization. I hope you learn to love that gay ass two phase simplex method. Literal waste of time

My fucking sides

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A-Levels and poorfagging (can afford gym, but not whey so lose gains while going home to eat chicken)

Metabolism isn't magic. It's just the amount of energy your body uses.

college exams are a gains goblin only if you don't study in time

if you don't procrastinate and study steadily every day it's a piece of fucking cake

>Work
>Interview prep
>My FUCKING CONCUSSION

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Coding assignments

waking up and seeing that i'm still alive. this increases my cortisol to enormous levels.

>tfw no real gains goblins in life
>tfw still look like shit/shit progress despite never missing workouts/meals
Can I blame genetics?

>College exams
>My clumsiness and the resulting injuries
>The heat and a gym without an ac
Horrible.

Soon you will be

No

>rejection is the opposite of a goblin gain
>rejection fuels me

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unironically the DOMS I get from new gains are the gains goblins themselves

Work. Just joined internship. Too tired to work out.

>Having no friends
I know this feel too bro

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Idk depression is what got me to lift in the first place and it makes me not want to do anything else because everything else just doesn't interest me

Falling asleep on the couch cuddled with my pupper

The comfy is too hard to resist

I don't really have any anymore.
I've been over my depression/anxiety, done with school, finally found motivation to go all out.
I have more of a problem with brain gains, I want to read and study more, but I just don't have a lot of time since I commute a total of 80 minutes a day.

ask me how i know you dont have a job

Heat, my gym isn't airconditioned.

This fucking gain goblin right here.

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>uni

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I actually do have a job (part time) at a warehouse. I get insanely hungry around lunch, but the issue is that I get full way too easily.
I eat more when I’m not working since I can dedicate more time out of the day to getting calories in.
It’s a cycle of “eat half a meal, wait for the nausea to pass, then eat some more, repeat”

kek I lost about 7 kg over my last exam period, couldn't agree more

>blaming on genetics

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