We’re all gonna make it bros
5’7 MANLET CUTOFF CONFIRMED
Prince of manlets (5'9) reporting in
Roastie here
Why the fuck are you all so obsessed with what girls say on the internet? You're just as bad as other women.
>WAAHH I'm an inch shorter/taller than what this random woman said online!
>WAAAHH I'll never get laid like this!
Shut the fuck up and stop crying like bitches. Height doesn't matter to women as much as you think it does and the ones that do you wouldn't want anyway because they're shallow and vapid. You're worth more than your height.
Gonna whoop her. All rude, drug addicted hussies need a whoopin.
>I cannot freakin find a plug
The whore is irrelevant
>Free spirit
Stopped reading there
amen brother
I find it more questionable that you desperate fucks would be into a roastie like this who types like she's got brain problems and has shit taste in music. You deserve better.
OP here
I did not give her a like, just posted her bio for the lulz
Sorry but prince is 5'10, king is 5'11
5'7 guys just dodged a bullet
Lets just say I'm in that struggle stage rn
>thinks female standards are not actually standards males have made to compete with one another
Women are too stupid to have any independent thought, they just copy what men do
Manlet knight then :/
>first knight of manlets
>My Anthem
>Go Loko
>Jon Z, YG, Tyga
what a fucking npc
Delusional much? All the threads that talk about "muh height" is due to wanting pussy. Crying because some girl said it. Not because another man said it. Go ahead and look at the two other threads up right now with this very topic and see who they're trying to be tall for. I'll wait.
We didn't though, 5'7 and below have to gtfo. We're exactly at the cutoff, the absolute best we can hope for is to be clergy of manlets. Fitting, as monk rules of celibacy apply with occasional dubious sex with 5'3 altar boys of womanlets.
Congratulations to 5'8 guys though, you are truly the merchant barons of manlets.
I'm saying that men have initially created those standards in order to bring down other men, and women just copied off and present it as their standards nowadays
So what does have to do with me telling you insecure fucks to man up and stop crying? Maybe if you can stop worrying about height and learn to wash your fucking faces and takencare of your health and weights. If you're going to be a bitch about something, whine about something that matters, pussy.
damn, that bio has "insecure tryhard" all over it
Is plug slang for a specific type of dealer or just a general term ?
Come to think of it, Jow Forums makes a lot more sense when you think of everyone here as women disguised as men, each thinking they're the only one. I sure love fucking women, eh? I want to touch some breasts, lads! Now lets lift something heavy and then eat meat.
My fee fees hurt.
What's a "plug"?
Weed, if you want something else you have to specify or everyone is going to assume you want weed
An illegal source of drugs
OP here
this bish made my blood boil
Go on.......
>female thinks her opinion matters
>trusting the word of a woman
NGMI
Brapped and roastpilled
I swear to fuck. Even regarding the opinions of dumb thots means you're never gonna make it.
This person seems like garbage
Bloody tampon with time stamp now
MDF
>implying manletude is really about rejection by women
IT'S BETTER TO BE BIGGER WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
>all women are 5'7"
Also she sounds like a whore, why should I care about her opinion
fuck
Manlets are based
t. ugly manlet retard who role plays on Jow Forums so he can cope with the fact that he's a totally repugnant shit stain.
Let's settle this.
90% of girls literally dont care about height unless youre shorter than they are, if youre a manlet, find a suitably sized womanlet and you'll be fine
that being said, if youre 5"10 or below, im going to make fun of you
More like court jester
fellas, would you let a girl eat ur ass?
Prince is 5'9 King is 5'10 Emperor is 5'11 retard
lul based
already have and it was based
would never want my future wife eating my ass though, but having a used up tinder slut eat your ass is based
This. I'm 5' 8" and I have a 5' 3" gf
haha manlet
>Roastie here
Post discarded. Women matter, roasties dont.
Don't have children
tits or gtfo
Think rationally.
It's incredibly uncommon to find roasties that are 6 ft+, but 5'11 is decently common to find in tall countries. Thus the cut off in terms of dating pools would be that 5'11 would be King of Manlets. At 6'0 you still get mogged by 5'11 girls in heels but in theory you're taller. At 6'3" is when you're safe from 5'11 roasties in heels. So we've come to the conclusion.
5'11 - Official Manlet Cutoff
6'3" - Unofficial (Real) Manlet Cutoff.
Just be yourself = if you're under 6'3" death
It's about REVOLUTION.
Every time one of us gets out of the pit the lanklets start SHAKING.
Through a concerted effort we will overcome the current paradigm, you better be ready for your new KINGS.
It will lead to a new era of unprecedented MOGGINGS.
But first we need to find a way up there, it's just slightly out of reach
>Implying I care what a bunch of random roasties on the internet say
I'm 5'10 and my height has never been an issue. You guys whine like a bunch of fucking women, check your T levels.
milord *kneels down
Listen here baby [...]. Post body.
Fellow 5'10'' archduke of manlets here. The world was built for us.
>no car is too big or too small
>chairs, tables, desks, etc. are always at the perfect height
>nothing is too high or too low, everything is within comfortable reach
>never have trouble finding clothes that fit well (sleeves, leg length, etc.)
And the cherry on top
>live in a country where my height is slightly above average for men
>90% of roasties are way shorter than me, even with huge heels
>only the super-short girls care about height, and that's because they're subconsciously trying to compensate for their shit genes
>don't give a fuck about them anyway
100% of this post is accurate.
So I am a whole foot over the manlet cutoff now. AMA
king reporting i’m borderline a trap
no one should be this tall yet so short
I'm 6ft and my gf calls me a manlet. Probably because she's 6'4
>bi
>free spirit
>festival goer
>learn espagnol
She's a fucking degenerate. She'll have a shitty childish life until she's 32 then comes crashing down because she's ruined goods, childless, old, and almost infertile.
Just run away man.
>would never want my future wife eating my ass though, but having a used up tinder slut eat your ass is based
Based.
THat tfw feel when merchant baron of manlets during a bull market >
Post you with your shortest boyfriend
>never have trouble finding clothes that fit well (sleeves, leg length, etc.)
Dyel, faggot? I have to try out shittons of pants and jackets to find one that doesn't fit like shit.