/fph/ & /fps/

What in the fuck

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>ITT: insecure virgins laughing about bigger people enjoying life

Just because you failed at everything you ever tried doesn't mean you can hate other people for their life choices.

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why wouldn’t u laugh at them? fat/obese people looking fucking ridiculous just existing. look at the titcow in the green hoodie, or the fat fuck that’s a “sub” to his master. it’s funny because they look so gross

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That's what happens when you lose shitloads of weight after being morbid. He had to get a bunch of surgeries to remove the excess skin.

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this

>american detected

>touching his stethoscope without removing his gloves

Disgusting.

Clearly the cartoonist has never paid attention at the doctors, or she would have taken on the advice

>Starvation mode 101

When your body needs energy for basic functions and day-to-day activities, but you haven’t eaten it will deplete the carbs first, then instead of using the plentiful amounts of fat it will start to atrophy the muscle although it uses more energy and three time gives less calorie output that fat

And somehow we managed to survive as a species, when food was scarce we would all become fat blobs who couldn’t move rather than slender sticks who can still gather food

*gives three times less energy than fat

youtu.be/lqeMLRoYqBM

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Well, the youtube algorythm reminded me that this girl is still around

youtu.be/G7c2-2CFvJI

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>mirinwrists.jpg
Kek

Why that ass deformation? Absolutely no muscles and sitting all day long?

Wtf, how is this possible ?
Is this Photoshop ?

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kek

>filename
KEK

also why choose white undies if thats your life like bro at least go black

as an ausfag, we have nationalised healthcare.
there IS a moral obligation to be healthy you fuck.
my tax dollars cover keeping your lardarse seacow looking arse alive m8.

When I fast for a long time, I sometimes have dreams of eating, and it strangely seems to help my will to continue fasting. Maybe I should get one.

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>You can't diet forever
The fuck is wrong with people? Why do they think a diet implies a caloric deficit?
If you want to have good life quality of course you have to diet forever instead of eating like a retard and die by your 50s from a heart attack. Dieting is not about eating shitty tasting things, is about eating healthy...

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Is there more of this? It looks like a goldmine of fat logic.

this girl did actual porn. I did fap...

Is that the nudist from Bender's big score?

So, ok retard here. Couldn’t you fast on like 200 calories a day of carbs for ideal loss? I’m skellymode but that would help the lards lurking here.

Had to whip my phone out. Had to be 550. Both her, and driver we’re smoking with 4 kids in the back.
Fuck fats

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Also. Notice the obvious sag on the front end

Fat people are never happy.

Why not use "a third" instead? Three times less is clumsy.

The important thing to point out is the pounds are not a unit of mass.

He was fishing for kg

Why would you fast and add in carbs instead of just fasting? You don’t need carbs, your body can make glucose out of protein. If anything protein would be a better choice

b r u t a l

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Bayte

is this Eric Cartman irl?

If these heffas eat nothing but healthy foods they would still put on weight. The fact is, some people are born fatties while others struggle to put on the pounds. Why is that so hard for this forum to understand?

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Pre-diabetics especially should be shown how bad diabetes can be to motivate prevention.
Diabetics often have some small wound in their foot develop into some horrifying shit because the wound can't heal up, the diabetic doesn't feel the pain, and probably can't even see their feet so they're totally oblivious to a festering wound until it gets really bad. It's probably the most common cause of amputations.
t. removed the DRM of a wound-care manual as an early teen so my mother could use it, got rewarded with images and education about bad cases of diabetic foot ulcers

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This text is full of misinformation and falsehoods.

Based Pearls before Swine

>minivan payload capacity is around 1200lbs
>use half of that on one former human
>vehicle designed for 7 passengers
>passengers should have a mean weight of roughly 171.5
>this excludes any luggage or cargo
we always bring up medical field fags hating fats, how do engineers feel?

Show us where you keep your Genetics ice cream
>implying im not responding to bait

>some people are born fatties and thusly they will be fat no matter what or how they eat
you’re an idiot and you ain’t my nigga

That comic is basically Tumblr's flag.

Happened to me with my first fast, a 72 h dry one. I dreamed about eating cornflakes or lunch a couple times and woke worried not sure if I actually ate or not

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I wish i had the ability to bend metal tubing.

Except you wouldn't tell a heroin addict to "keep indulging" because they deserve it.

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>one wipe oughtta do it

Except I would, but personally I like watching the world burn.

No. Your body can only pull out approximately 32 calories of energy from each lbs of body fat per day. So if you have 50lbs of body fat, your body can at most use 1600 calories from stored fat. This is why fat loss gets much more difficult at lower bf%. Those last five lbs of fat you want to lose requires very close attention to your energy balance. If you have a calorie deficit larger than the amount your body can supply from fat stores, it will burn muscle or you'll simply feel exhausted as your body forces you to reduce your calorie expenditure.

>Why is that so hard for this forum to understand?
Because we know human history didn't start in the 1990s.

There is nothing cute about the first girl scarfing down those noodles.
Also when I saw the fingers of the hand I knew she is a hamplanet.

>stronk wimminz is a fat brown poc
>but the doctor is a Jow Forums chad
of course. why do fat women all want a chad instead of a fat man who looks like them?
>walshart
>that chopstick form
an old meditating chinese man trying for enlightenment by meditating under a waterfall just died of secondhand shame

>I'm a marine biologist
>Your an engineer
Jeez it is like the fat is rotting her brain

I'd double the dose in hopes that they OD.

>diet
>lose weight
>restore original eating habits
>restore weight
Why do retards always point out that dieting isn't permanent solution? Is it because it's hard and they dont want to continue to do something that's hard?
It's so dumb. I'm so tired of this "find a study were the particiants kept the weight off." Well, find a study were the participants keep dieting then.

Also, any of you well read or educated fags, or medfags, is there any merit to the starvation mode meme? At all? Obviously dieting do this, but does anything do it?
Is it real but is "holocaust mode" what happens after starvation mode.

They don't care.
I had an older cousin whose husband was a big fat fuck. He was diagnosed with diabetes, didn't give a shit, said the doctors didn't know what they were talking about, continued to eat and drink and smoke all day. One foot was amputated, then a leg and the other foot, then an arm. Sitting stubby in his wheelchair he still claimed the doctors were full of shit. He died as he lived, fat.

> I'm forever out of breath. It's just my natural state of being
> Natural state of being
> Natural

I have never seen the original of this.
It took 4 years (im a new fag) to finally see this posted.

If someone told me I wasn't their nigga, I'd rethink what I was doing.

>starvation mode
Is largely a meme. It does happen as a last resort to keep yourself alive when you're actually starving, but a person isn't going to automatically shift into starvation mode when they deny themselves a third slice of cheesecake.
It's kind of like the Gatorade meme
>If you drink nothing but water then you'll die! Gatorade, it's got what the body craves!
Yeah, hyponatremia is some real shit, but you're not going to keel over because you drank water after your run. The ratio I was taught (12 hour work days in the Louisiana summer) was 8oz Gatorade for every liter of water. And yet, I've seen fatties posting that you HAVE to have Gatorade after your 30 min run in an air conditioned gym.

Man just the thumbnail looks terrible. For nothing in the world would I click on that.

Medfag here, “starvation” dieting is an absolute meme, but time restricted eating and fasting for decent blocks of time has a pretty profound effect on hormone levels and insulin sensitivity when combined with exercise. The caveat there is when you aren’t fasting, you need to be eating right (varied, seasonal veggies, solid and diverse protein sources, ample fats of all kinds, enough cholesterol to fuel hormone synthesis).

base

Never heard of that limitation of 32 kcal per lbs, is it true? Do you have a source/ research paper?

>two loafs of bread
Good Lord allmighty in heaven above

I've only ever experienced this with pill and alcohol as a recovering alcoholic, you people are addicted to food.

In AA it's really common to hear people dream of their drug of choice often and wake up not sure if they got high or not for a minute and freak out.

Just reread the post and it looks like I misunderstood the point, but “starvation mode” is mostly a meme too. The body prioritizes muscle preservation (within reason, everything is a bell curve) and fat metabolism because that’s exactly why fat stores exist. I won’t go into the biochemical pathways and signaling, but suffice to say that when your hormone levels and balance are where they should be (never the case in fats) your body will pull triglycerides from fat cells to be broken down and used as fuel (fat being by far the most potent fuel source available). When your blood is mostly high fructose corn syrup though, your insulin levels never drop, and insulin sensitivity will be extremely high. Until both of those are fixed (and the cascading effect of all other hormones being fucked) the body has an extremely hard time regulating the shuttling of lipids and glucose around. So for fats who destroyed their endocrinological profile through years of sugary abuse are correct in saying that it’s harder for them to regulate weight, but mostly it’s a cop out to not put in the work that it would take, because it certainly can be done.

>32 calories of energy from each lbs of body fat
3,200

KEK

How much water is too much water?

>The body prioritizes muscle preservation
I honestly didn't know that. My understanding was that the body doesn't necessarily prioritize one over the other. If you're active the body preserves muscle since it is actively being used (therefore necessary); whereas if you're largely sedentary the body doesn't play favorites (eliminating muscle conserves the energy that would otherwise go to upkeep).
Is that incorrect?

No, you’re correct that utilizing muscle increases rate of preservation, but stripping protein chains out of muscle cells and burning them as fuel (gluconeogenesis) is *extremely* inefficient. It’s a ratio just like anything else, and that ration depends on hormonal balances and stores of each, but you’ll use mostly stored fat, some free proteins/aminos in the liver, and minimally already utilized proteins from muscles. Exercising obviously helps balance things and boosts that ratio in the more desirable direction.

I am also curious about this

The body breaks down and rebuilds muscle everyday, so sort of, but it doesn't do so for fuel, but to circulate free amino acids throughout your bloodstream.

I think its a webtoon on webtoondotcom, I recommend Tower of God, Bastard, and hardcore Leveling warrior over this though

>I tried so hard
>and came so far
>in the end
>it didn’t really matter
> my excess skin
>didn’t shrink in
>feel so bad
>think I’ll eat and get fatter

drink until no longer thirsty

I appreciate your dedication to continue this ruse cruise, but you can stop now.

A girl told me the other day that she drinks 1,5L a day and I drink three times as much. Which one of us is more likely to die from their drinking habbits?

Really there's no such thing as too much water. The problem is not enough salt (Na, K, etc). There's some factors that makes that vary among people. You lose salt sweating. You lose less through urinating. Most people already eat a sodium heavy diet.
Most people don't have to worry about depleting their salts to the point of it being dangerous. Heavy sweating over long periods of time (two-a-days football practice in the summer, extended strenuous outside work, etc) or forcefully drinking so much water (gallons on gallons) that you piss out all your sodium (certain frat hazings, rolling on Ecstasy) are situations where you might really want to supplement your intake

Here
I would regularly drink 8+ liters of water + Gatorade a day at work, and would only have to piss once or twice. On the worst days, I can sweat so much that I would drink over 10 liters and still have my piss come out dark orange

nbcnews.com/id/16614865/ns/us_news-life/t/woman-dies-after-water-drinking-contest/

>or forcefully drinking so much water that you piss out all your sodium
covered that senpai