Post-Workout Meal (PWO-M)

>Hey bro, I'm about to order us some post-workout food through Uber eats. What'd you wanna get, bro?

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I swear, if you call me "bro" in that snide fucking tone one more time, I'm libel to cave in your goddamn skull. I'm sorry that I out-repped you. Again. I don't even know why you insist on going 'til fail. You get like this after every workout. We have this conversation every time. Every. Time. She barely looked at me. It was all you, man. I don't know what your problem is. She asked for your number, too! A win's a win! A win's a fucking win, man!

...Chinese sounds good.

I fucking hate filipinos

I'll have 4 eggs

make it 6 for me

>I'm libel
hi im slander

also how does it feel to have woman brain

Nice, me too. I find it funny that they think they're asian when clearly they're mexican-lite.

That's a Filipino?
Filipinos aren't Asian. They're classified under Pacific islander according to the US census bureau.

You missed the part where I said THEY think they're asian. We all know the truth but they don't want to accept it.

looks more chinese to me

pacific islanders are literally asians mixed with niggers

2 kebabs for me please. Mixed chicken and beef meat, and lamb if they have it I want all 3 meats in each kebab. No cheese. Sauces I want garlic and chilli, and some tabaoulli on one.


Thanks bro I owe u one

Just get me a double quesadilla from Chipotle and some acai, fäm.
Ask the guy if he can get me a pack of menthols on the way

Got me again, brooo! Haha, how do you keep doing it? I'm sure that betty from earlier today will love that razor wit of yours. Nah, man, I don't think she can tell you're only 5'10". Dude, it's a perfectly respectable height.

...where the fuck is our Chinese food?

A tub of unflavored greek yogurt a table spoon of honey and 2 table spoons of peanut butter.

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just that sweet dick of yours bro
hahahhaha got u man totally kidding

brojob

i'm not paying for uber eats, you dumb asshole. there's food in the fridge.

>The 24 piece sushi from the place we ate at last time, you know, the one with good salmon. Thanks bro.
I actually just finished my back and biceps workout and ate a 12 piece set, it's so damn good, but I'm on a cut and sushi is a calorie bomb

>>I'm libel
>hi im slander

thank you so much for this

What about dat sashimi, tho?

Honestly, you're better off with neither if it's being delivered.

A double baconator with large fries from Wendys

I have more eggs and meat in my fridge than I can count but if you want to eat out so badly then feel free to pay you dumb faggot.

Jist reading that was enough to make me cum, fuck I hate cutting

That sounds pretty gay, Maoris and Samoans sre pacific islanders, Flips are clearly chinks

Brown rice stirfry with extra spinach from PF Changs and a side of cute redhead.

>according to the US census bureau
yeah and turks and arabs are white

>eggs
>in my fridge

You put eggs in your fridge to make them last longer don't you?

Ill have the cream of sum yung guy

Got anything gluten free?

Sashimi as in the raw meat served over rice, or as in Nigiri? Cuz if it's the former, then it's included. Also didn't notice it said Ubereats, if that's the case then I'd go with Chinese.

Sashimi is sans rice. Nigiri is plus rice (and wasabi, traditionally). All the cut rolls are considered Western sushi.

Chinese it is. Sam Woo or Tasty Noodle House, all day.

Flips are a country of bastard children and they are the Mexicans of Asia, nobody wants them but they are everywhere.

That is an East Asian, too slanty eyed to be a flip. Either chink/gook/erebun.