How true is this image lads?

How true is this image lads?

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Would someone on this website lie?

You really think someone would do that, on Jow Forums of all places?

Very.
5’7s and 6 flats are Kong’s of fitness. Always bros and answer your questions.
5’6s are either DYEL or roiders that cope hard.
5’9s are the biggest bitches ever. I guarantee every height bait thread is made by someone who is 5’9. They larp as 6+ as well.
5’10s are chill bros. Never get in the way.
5’11s don’t exist, they round up, but aren’t as cool.
6+ are seething lankies

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>5'9
I genuinely cannot get how these fuckers think its the end for them when there is loads of people who are 5'6 and shorter. They're whiny cunts. I've theorised that there is a correlation between being fuck ugly and 5'9 which is why there such bitches.

I'm between 5'8" and 5'7" and so is my gymbro, and our gymbro is 6'2".
Best workout pals, all the other fucks I've worked out with were shit.

I can't tell if this is bait or you're just that autistic

>5'9"
Haha, yeah, right? They're just bitches man, I couldn't imagine being 5'9", haha, especially cause I'm 6' even, haha, no larp.

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>autistic
>Jow Forums
pick two and then lurk more

Cope harder manlet

>5’8
Where do I fit in on the power scale

This! 5‘9ers make absolut copelets. Im a 6’0er and these 5‘9ers always sneak up to you and will say stuff like „haha US big guys really rule the gym don’t we???“

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You are all a bunch of tiny faggots

woah didn't see you there little guy!

its okay breh, 5’9 is average... in mexico

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>tfw your height is so pathetic it's not even on the image

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Reminder it is ((( women ))) who pit manlets against their lanklet brothers.

if you want to be big and take up as much space as humanly possible surely you would want to be tall?

lifting is only half of the puzzle

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>>>>>EMPEROR
7'0"+
>>>>KING
6'8"+
>>>>CROWN PRINCE
6'6"
>>>>PRINCE
6'5"
>>>DUKE
6'4"
>>EARL
6'3"
>>VISCOUNT
6'2"
>>BARON
6'1"
>>BARONET
6'0"

baronet here btw

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I’m 5’9 and I’ll say I’m 5’6/5’7 just to watch the lankelets seethe and go “b-b-but I am actually 6’ I swear”

its fun watching how insecure people get when you do shit like this

t. 6'5 claiming 6'2

So I am a skinny 6'3 guy, and I have noticed that there is a tendency for manlets to be jacked as fuck. Why is that?

because their muscles are shorter, so adding muscle makes it "peak" out further

bodybuilding is memeworthy if you're 6'3, but you can look "built/ripped/athletic/whatever" as a natty to normies

insecurity and its easier for them

your sound really bitter user, why is that

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>be working my way into a group of girls at a club with my bros
>some fag comes up to try and pull and height mogs me at like 6’2
>He started bragging about his height so I pulled the devilish and went “but I’m only 5’6, you can’t be 6’2, maybe 5’10 at the most. I don’t know why you’d lie about that sort of thing since it’s nothing to be ashamed about :)”
>girls start giggling as he stutters
>He could’ve just gone “fuck off dude” but goes full damage control making them laugh even harder at his cope
>he fucks off, clearly seething
>pull the best looking one of them anyway since I’m the only one in my group who lifts and I mog everyone else there

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Very true. 5'7 people are always the most bro people.

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Very true actually
>6'0+ dudes are confident in their height and have nothing to prove
>5'11" dudes are the biggest bitches out there, always blaming all their failures on that 1 inch, think all their problems would go away if they were 6'0". These are also most likely to lie about their height, theres so many fake 6'0"s out there
>5'10" guys are basically the same as 5'11" although they don't obsess over height quite as much
>5'9" obsess over height constantly, are are most likely to do shit like wear lifts. Also they fraud height a lot, a lot of these guys say they're 6'0"
>5'7" accept they are manlets but are total chads about it and don't let it get them down - total bros. 5'8" is pretty much the same as this
>5'6" is where you get into full blown manlet territory - these are the kind of guys always overcompensating and starting fights on nights out

5'7 kinglet reporting in. It's only the 5'8+ crew that has inferiority about not being 6'. I've never had insecurity with my height and can joke about it in good nature if anyone mentions it.

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>tom cruise
>al pacino
>frank sinatra
based

My gym partner is 5'7, he has been there through all my PRs. A true king. He spots me like no other.