What's the best glutemaxxing strategy?

What's the best glutemaxxing strategy?

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Everything is about sex and endless fucking and drugs and shit with these gays.

Wrong, it's actually about aesthetics

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>Sex and drugs
So wait, are you saying that Jow Forums is gay?

have sex

this but unironically
great glute and oblique exercise

Yeah man I was at a club this weekend. Went to the bathroom, what do I see? Some dude is licking loads of semen off of the trough urinal.

i hate this guy

looks like someone i know

go outside

who

food and genetics

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what city do you live in?

Anything that an ig booty thot does, except heavier cause man glutes are stronk from all the squats, deadlifts and anal penetration

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i have no proof or facts to back it up, but my intuition goes RED ALERT whenever I see him: Michael Jackson had sex with that butt (many times)

Kek, sounds like that club in my city. Bunch of degenerates I swear, but the techno is good. Also,
>not licking the piss trough cun for maximum protons

I don't think mj actually fucked any kids man. The smear campaign was just way too blown out of proportion. But yeah, that child actor was fucked many times.

mj was literally too pure for this world

fucking lol
I went to a gay cruising forum in my city just for laughs and I saw guys trying to fuck their pizza delivery guys, Uber drivers, homeless men, having unprotected orgies in saunas, there's no limit. Everything starts and ends with hardcore sex. Your average faggot is infinitely more hedonistic than your average regular horny dude who just wants a blowjob. Even the sluttiest of girls (a rare thing, don't cope by telling me all normal girls have orgies nonstop) can't compete.

mj literally taught kids how to lie about all the vitiligo dick up their poopers

This, he made thriller.

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No smoke without fire. Plus he had a bunch of odd nude kid art in his place. Quit coping, Jesus. It's not like he was your dad or anything.

if I were a kid, then I would gladly accept michael jackson, he would probably secure you for life, even after becoming an adult.

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