Well, Jow Forums, which one do you choose?

Well, Jow Forums, which one do you choose?

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>tfw kyle

Chet but then start lifting

Tanner but I'm 50/50 German and Native American

the happy one

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tfw your hometown is filled with exclusively Kyles and Tanners

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tanner all the way

Tanner by birth, trying my hardest to turn into a chet

My GF thinks I'm Chet, but I'm really Tanner.
Jokes on her she's dating a fucking hick.
Ha.

this but hire chad for pt, hire kyle for bodyguard and hire tanner for best friend

100% Chet, money and social status > lifting heavy object

Tanner, society will colapse and only him will survive and have kids.

I'm kyle but not white

The obvious choice is tanner if it's a fight to the death since he can set up traps and summon a literal monster to back him up

Useless info: "Chet" is top model Travis Davenport

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Cross of Chet and Tanner

lmao this

Choose chad, kill that phony dyed hair lesser alpha then kill the rest and replace his photo (6'10 btw and still,growing)

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Summoning a wendigo sounds pretty based

Chad: can't help but laugh to be honest. no interest whatsoever.
Chet: I want to hate-fuck him until I get him out of my system.
Kyle: this is the one who gets killed in the "fuck, marry, kill" game. an absolute waste of a human being that should cease to exist.
Tanner: total cutie, I'll gay-marry this one after I get Chet out of my system.

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Tanner > Chet > Chad > Kyle