>try anal with my gf
>feels good man
>pull out
>head has little specks of feces on it
>gf braps right after
>overwhelming smell of shit fills my nostrils and the whole room
what. the. fuck
Try anal with my gf
Nicholas Hernandez
Gabriel Young
you werent sticking your penis in a jar of honey, do you expect it to smell like a jar of honey?
Juan Long
Put it in that sluts mouth OP Then tell her it only smellz.
Charles Sullivan
Yeah, what the fuck did you expect?
Easton Kelly
Die faggot
Camden Morales
I want to fuck my gfs ass because her ass is amazing but I don't want to deal with the poo
Andrew Morgan
She should have used an enema first. How rude.
Nathaniel Miller
you have to shit an hour before anal to avoid feces frottage, and even then you're not 100% in the clear.
farts are inevitable due to air entering the rectum.
>use dragon dildo an hour before work
>feel like shit
>farting all day
Colton Rodriguez
>fucks an ass
>finds out ass is involved
lmfao, at least this isn't another r9k "i'm a virgin" thread, although it's close
Blake Morgan
>dildo my own ass cause it feels good and its not gay
>love the feeling of being stretched
>leads to me getting girthier and girthier dildos
>Get to a size where I just can't go up anymore
>causes my asshole to gape so wide for days
>end up sharting out lube for days after while lifting because of my loose asshole
Y'all should try it.
Jayden Clark
>not getting her to clean herself beforehand
Fucking animal, I hope your dick gets infected.
Julian Evans
Sounds pretty gay
Jack Murphy
>her ass is amazing
sincerely doubt it
Benjamin Jenkins
>dick in shithole
>why is shit on my dick?
don't be surprised. and don't be a dick about it. baka nigga
Gavin Ross
It's almost like someone intended sex to work in a particular way and (((alternatives))) are not only disgusting but also dangerous
Robert Gutierrez
>my father designed (((alternative))) disgusting, dangerous sex to still be appealing
K, thanks Jesus. Now GTFO
Joseph Watson
Zachary Gray
Based
Sodomy fags get the rope
Jose Wood
>put dick where poop and braps come from
>get poop on dick and smell braps
WTF HOW???????
Charles King
b-b-b-but rabbi Schlomo said anal was all clean and sexy and smooth!
w-why are you bleeding and can't hold your feces any more, honey ?
Ryan Walker
Dubs of truth
Ryder Phillips
what does ass feel like compared to vag?
Austin Ramirez
Anal is a perverse abomination that has been normalized by porn and the media.
It starts with anal, and it ends with the fall of western civilization.
Dylan Jones
It's declaimed multiple times in the Bible and resulted in the city after which the act is named to be have Judgement visited upon after ignoring multiple warnings to stop being a pack of degenerates
Christopher Gray
tighter around the ring but loose on the inside. vagina feels tight all the way through
Parker Wright
Now you see why the bible says godless sodomites are destined to burn in hell
SUFFER THE TORTURES OF THE ANALLY DAMNED, user. YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF