Why do you keep lifting user?

>I'm a mom so I always have snacks
No, you always have snacks because your fat. And you're fat because you always have snacks. It's a vicious cycle.

This is just the tip of the iceberg lettuce, I could show you some true evil

okay Jow Forums I give you guys control of tinder
What do you want me to say

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Tfw live in small canadian town and my tinder consists of only single moms, fatties, natives or fat native single mothers

Ask her if she likes Tame Impala

"Let me cum on those titties and I'll give you a $20 gift card to Starbucks"

poor mulatto kid never stood a chance. T2 diabetes by early teens, morbidly obese by late teens. Dead in 40s from heart attack, kidney failure, liver failure, or all three at the same fucking time.

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ask her pick a number between 1 and 100
when she does, say thanks. that's how many push-ups I'll do (for you). But subtly mention how having an erection is going to make it difficult

Same brother, its horse shit

Okay sorry guys I actually want to smash this one I’ll give you guys the next one this is what I wrote, it had something to do with her bio

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This

>Checked and dubpilled

Look at this one

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Send the Starbucks one to the next girl then

Bitch

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M...Montreal outer area?

Tell her she needs more botox

>user doesn't deliver
Ouch, that negative Jow Forums karma is going to really bite back hahahaha and you deserve it, fag

What a fuckin faggot. Tries to make it interesting and fucks it up almost immediately. Get the fuck out of here

After i began lifting I have had several female friends say that my face is looking hard and cut up and that my jaw line now looks very masculine. You can increase you facial aesthetics by working out.

>getting snapchat is an achievement

It’s a white girl too
I’m not a pussy i just really want to smash the other girl

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her tits

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Not to mention the conversation has zero substance.

jesus why do I even bother living

Thank you for typing what I said user. Ignore these fools. You are trying your best

tell her your friend user is interested in her friend

I'm just playing, I just needed a reason to post that pic lol

Take the Etika pill

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what did she say

Jesus kek

Update?

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LOL

might as well, not like im doing any good masturbating lifting and watching anime
dont even live for myself anymore

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what do you guys want me to say next
Whoever’s post gets the most replies wins

"You drive a hard bargain. I'll give you some dick too after a couple drinks. Snap?"

Ok fuck off gold digger, $25 starbucks giftcard final offer.

OP here brah come party with me I’ll get you laid

Problem is that they will give themselves (you)s.

I hope so

shes a whore, you idiot. shes telling you that an ugly kid like you has to pay more.

what reasonable woman would respond to a message like that at all, much less use tinder.

ALSO FUCK YOU FOR NOT DELIVERING EARLIER. YOU ARE A NIGGER.

roll

okay 20.01

Oi shut the FUCK up you bitch and go play with your barbie dolls

this

you're a really unlikeable person

30 take it or leave it

Ok I'm sorry then. That was a little too far.

youtu.be/yZkaakZt7NQ

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it's okay. i will admit you are a bit likeable. something annoying but persistent about you. i hope you get to fug that girl. inchallah

Oh you have me mistaken for the guy on tinder. I'm not him, I'm another user. Still, I apologize then for lashing out at you for no reason. OP is just taking forever with updates and I don't want him to run away

To win. Accomplishments trump looks every time. Its why power is sexy is proof of ones ability. So i lift so i can win or place at some comps

Oh, my friend. I made no mistake at all. I sincerely wish that YOU get to fug the tinder girl that HE matched earlier.*

*inchallah

"You drive a hard bargain. How about I throw in some dick pounding to sweeten the deal? Cum over and claim your reward

You might get girls on dick 24/7 but what im looking for is interesting conversation. Either about philoshopy, god or any kind of science field. Im connoisseur of posts. I demand poetic posts. I want post to consume me i need to be INSIDE the post. The writer needs to make me interested, scared, angry. If your post is just mere shitpost i might read and wont report you but if it's interesting shitpost be assured that you are already my friend.

So im asking you tidner faggots. Is whore who post like 5 year old with vocabulary of retard worth dating? Is it worth your time to spend it with a being which has no mind of its own and which require constant supply of attention to survive? Miss me with that gay shit. Im god of posting. I want posts to mind rape me. The post need to sexually abuse me.

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tinder threads are pretty fun, sad they dont happen more often

>Is whore who post like 5 year old with vocabulary of retard worth dating?

OP here, I’ma stop you right there chief. we ain’t dating these tinder sloots. The only place I take these sloots is to pound town with no stops

Where is the update on the tinder thing?

Post your profile. What does it take to match with pretty girls like this?

t. never used tinder

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>that face
>19
The absolute state of these thots

>doesn't even post the RIGHT message.

What an absolute retard. The highest replied was the one with 3 replies to it and you don't even fucking post it correctly.

4" solid bitch

"Enough to make you sore in the morning. Wya?"

This, brag about how tiny it is to her

5 inches.

Eh not much. 8 inches give or take. Can you handle it or are you a pussy?

Use a number from the dozenal system. Teach the bitch something new.

biggest 2 inches you'll take in your life

so u can strong enugh to flip cars one day

gmi
ngmi

just matched with the girl on the right, let’s have multiple convos going

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What is gmi and ngmi???

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literally

"Dealbreaker. Do you swallow? You need some protein"

ngmi

ngmi

how? fucking how?

great mass index
not great mass index
this is a fitness board

ngmi

Number?

No it's not dumbass.

Never gonna make it
Gonna make it

>spoodfeeding the idiots
ngmi

u could dance on my dick in bed bby

>what is satire
back to

I can get the number now I haven’t responded to her yet, I’m coding now kinda busy