That guy thread

>that guy who sits in his car outside the gym and browses Jow Forums

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Stop watching me you cunt

I go to the gym right after work, so hell yeah I sit in the parking lot for 15 minutes before going in.

>that guy who finishes a set by exhaling loudly and crossing his arms across his chest back and forth

Fuck you too buddy

>that guy who had a home gym for 10 years and actually took time to rest between sets
>he feels super uncomfortable just sitting in between sets doing nothing in a gym so barely takes any time to rest

>that guy who nuts hands free in his pants to shemale on male porn in his car after gym
It's me.

>that guy who stands with his hands on his hips and his lats flared in front of the dumbell area
>that guy who only racks half his weight and leaves 1pl8 on the bar
>that guy who asks me 'are you using this?' when I'm clearly not
>that girl who comes over and starts doing her work out literally 2 feet from where i am and forces me to go do something else
>that bitch at the front desk who doesn't say bye or have a good day or anything when i'm leaving

>that guy who associates aesthetics with social success

>that guy who lifts with no headphones in

Me
Phone in the car, no headphones. Just me and my autism.

My shoulders have been feeling stiff leave me alone.

>that guy who does 10min of band pullaparts before every set

>that guy insecure about his form and asking gym bros to spot form
>that guy there to improve himself
>that guy that barely blinks
>be me

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>that guy who, when asked about whether he is using a particular bench or machine, scrunches his brow and mouths "no" with a slight breath coming out while shaking his head lightly and looking down and away instead of just saying "no" because he has headphones in which makes him act for some reason as if the other party wouldnt be able to hear him

>that guy who works out

Is this like somekind of virus? Brahs do it, I do it. YOU DO IT. What the fuck

>that guy who only does cardio for 10mins and calls it a good workout

I always leave 1pl8 on. If they cant even do 1pl8; whats the point - just go home and play fortnite instead of wasting their time

>that guy who stands way too close browsing his phone instead of doing a different workout when waiting for someone to finish their reps

That guy that browses Jow Forums in the gym

>that guy who has his headphones on while leaving the gym so he can't tell what the front desk girl said but he is aware she said something and panics but then decide to ignore her because she will probably understand.

I'M FINISHING A PODCAST BEFORE I GO INSIDE STOP JUDGING

>that lanklet who shoves a barbell up his ass in the cardio rack

Always leave 1pl8 on, you deserve the shame of having to take it off if you can't lift it.

Based

>That guy who drinks hot chocolate between sets

>That guy who only does 1-2 sets per excersise, walks around flexing to himself in the mirror. But still has double the arm circumference despite only benching 40 pounds more.
>That guy who thinks it badass to not unrack his weights after he's done and gives you a blank stare when asked to clean up after himself.
All the regulars at my gym are chill as fuck but every summer gear sniffers come around like they own the place.

You stole this image from my phone, huh you fucking cunt?

>that guy who has a cold and flu and still goes to the gym
>that guy who doesnt wipe shit down or rerack weights

Thats me

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Hands down, the most basest statement on Jow Forums

Fuck you, it’s 4am. Give me a second.

this
and you can always help a qt out that's struggling with it.
...you know, so you can go in for the sex if you catch my drift.

> that guy who gets jealous when guys flirt with his girlfriend

>that roided guy that always asks people around him if they can take a picture of him on his phone after he finishes his workout

>that guy who doesn't wear a helmet in spin classes

Absolute madman

I'm telling mods

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>that huge guy that looks very intimidating but has the funniest high-pitched laugh

>cardio rack
my fucking sides

mate its so that you know you aren't fucking up your volume control and shouting it at them. are you retarded or something?you as well, get your heads checked

Just take your headphones out when someone axe you a question, goddamn.

Underrated

>that guy who gets triggered when someone abbreviates olympic weightlifting as oly

>that guy who doesn't rerack his plates

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>that guy who thinks his form is okay when he's actually rounding his back

>making other people ill to reduce competition and free up weights / machines
Based

>that guy who doesn't point out flaws in other guys' form

>that guy that leaves his water bottle all the way across from where he is working out to gain some more rest time between sets

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based

Huge guys who have high pitched feminine voices are the funniest thing in the world

How? Where have you seen me I DEMAND ASNWERS

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You're just a retard that never did OHP when you started lifting. Some people do more than just bench.

>That guy that always brings the same plastic evian bottle but pretends to open it like it's a new when he takes his first sip

>are you using this
I'm not a mindreader and I'd rather not fuck up your session. Why are you being a bitch?

It's me. No pockets in my MMA shorts.
Nothing to worry 'bout.

>fucking throw pl8's at him until he learns.

i mean wouldn't you?

That guy who is on the treadmill for two hours who looks like he's starving to death.

Nobody does this. You just have autism

>that guy that sneakily films himself on squats on every set because he's insecure of his form
that guy is me

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based and american psycho-pilled

I do this because its hard to take breaths in deep enough and my shoulders get tight

>that guy who browses Jow Forums in between sets and loses his shit while bench pressing

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