I can't stop fucking farting

is it the proteins? i just can't handle it anymore

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Imagine if she couldn’t stop farting lol

I read this post and I had to fart.

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it's highly likely that you're mildly lactose intolerant. Not intolerant enough to get cramps and shits, just enough to be annoyingly gassy.

Stop drinking milk. A bit of cheese and greek yogurt will be fine though

whatever you're eating is not being digested properly.
it has nothing to do with protein specifically.

lay off the veggies
sue their good for you, but thy give you the shits

Maybe this.

Whey protein makes you fart non-stop, reduce intake.
Also look at your diet, how many PUFAS are you eating? Legumes also make you fart, grains

>he eats so much protein to the point that it gives him indigestion
you don't need that much protein it's a jewish scheme you summerchild.

>milk makes him fart
This is how you tell who's white and who's not. I drink milk like water and never fart.

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Make sure you capture them and sniff them back up for gains. Each fart contains upto 5g of protein vapour.

If you feeling generous, fart on your hand and ask someone to smell it. But be quick, the protein vapour fades quickly.

Sugar alcohols, fiber esp. beans and grains, and lactose are big culprits. The bacteria in your gut break down these food particles you cant digest and make gas. Protein in itself shouldnt cause gas but protein supplements usually come with lactose/fiber/sugar alcohols. Sugar alcohols are a big trigger for me and even fruits contain them like apricots/plums.

Whey protein farts mate. I had them a lot when I ate too much a day. Reduce intake.

Cheap protein bars, most likely. Happens to me too.

your digestive system is fucked , might be your have some other issue that causes indigestion

that would be weird haha

I stopped eating sugar a few months ago. I barely fart now

My one grandfather was in the SS, the other in the SA and yet I'm lactose intolerant.

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LMAO implying, you fucking joo.

>posts an Italian
>brags about being white

How are these two related

German women are stuck up sluts.

>staying in hostel in argentina
>keep farting all afternoon
>two german women come in to share room
>hear her mutter in german it stinks like shit in here
>mfw

>go to 2nd hostel south in the country
>we meet again
>both our bedroom doors are open
>shes unpacking luggage
>i stick my arse outside the door and let a massive fart rip
>dead silence for 20 seconds
>mfw

>he thinks Italians are white

southern italians are mutts, there's a reason why white northerner refer to them as terroni.

>be disgusting
>people with highest disgust sensibility in the world hate you
gee willickers

Nice German dubs tho. Anyway aren't Germans heavily into scat-sex?

>people with highest disgust sensibility in the world let shitskins invade their country
gee willickers

>Be me
>183.5 cm tall white male
>fill bedroom up with stench reminiscent of open bowel surgery
>blonde germany whore is offended

>meanwhile supports open borders in her home country

rly gets the ol cerebellum werking

>filling room with gas
>german victim

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after decades of "US interference", how can you expect it to play out differently?
I've never known anyone who's into that but I assume - since Germans are usually highly organized and entrepeneurial - that they produce a large share of the available porn.

>183.5cm
>tall
manlet detected also open borders is fairly unpopular

This is what happened to me. I had to lay off dairy milk and whey protien. It was fucking hard to do as I'd gotten so used to chugging a shake every day, but now I fart waaaay less and my acne cleared up (I'm 35)

If you're above 6'2 you're just a freak.

also

>burgers understanding metric units

and nope, german women love arab and african cock.

are you really German? thank you for Eloy

Stop watching blacked - also, am pureblooded German.

Blonde women love darkies, angela merkel and open borders.

refer to first part of

"pure blooded german" on this website means an amerimutt is posting.

Germans are well known for sticking their heads in the sand. Your women vote for open borders and dark cock.

That's news to me, but since English isn't my native language this feels coincidental.