>be me >be at a bar where they have an open mic so everyone is faced in one direction >two qt spanish girls and a spanish manlet sitting in front of me >they make a selfie >i photobomb by making a peace sign >one of the girls turns around >make eye contact and realise she is absolutely smoking hot >(in Spanish accent) you are the most beautifull person in this picture >Tfw a girlfriend who i love and dont want to cheat on >just smile and say thank you Its hard for me to stay loyal when there are women this pretty mirin bro’s
imagine if she was on the beach in her thong bikini and she sat on my face as a joke wouldn't that be funny haha
Dylan Davis
haha imagine if she dug a hole in the sand and pooped in it
Austin Bennett
haha and then she would brrrrrapppp an kill you like a jew. haha
Jeremiah Morgan
Haha imagine that this shit doesnt get reposted over and over
Luis Morris
>in the gym two weeks ago late as fuck, 2 am >poorer area of town so rough crowd, but usually people don't bother each other >doing my dips and mid set I see two dudes getting into it >6'5 aesthetic kid, broad shoulders narrow waist vs 5'7 jacked Mexican dude >the Mexican starts yelling something about the kid getting in his way or bumping into him >kid stares at him for a good 30 seconds then starts shaking his head laughing >manlet starts getting way more heated and tries to punch the kid >kid steps back and pulls out a fucking switchblade from his back pocket >"I'd like to cut off your arms and feed them to you. I wanna watch you die motherfucker" >Mexican dude visibly shaken >"next I think I'd cut out your guts and use them to castrate you, faggot" >Mexican dude backs away slowly and grabs his shit >hauls ass out of the gym >kid puts his knife away and just goes back to do his cable rows as if nothing happened I mired that mentally unstable Chad that day
Anthony Jackson
>be me >in public and qt girl comes up to me and says hey nice shoes i like them >d-did she want the D?
>returning home from work, late night >basically only a few people in the bus >sit across qt >she keeps glancing at me, I smile >we get down at the same stop, then go the same way >she keeps taking backglances to look at me >puts her hand in her bag, basically preparing to pull out her phone when I ask for her number >starts quickening her step, like a nervous schoolgirl > paths diverge, so no time to ask for her number >she starts walking normally again, looking disappointed MIRED
>Walking girlfriend's dog in the afternoon >Dog's favourite route takes us past multiple bus stops >Qt at one stop looking at her phone >Dog wants to sniff her so I let him get close but can't lunge at her >Girl sees dog and smiles and says hello to him >Looks up at me, eyebrows jump up >'Hi" she mouths >I say hi back and pull dog away >Carry on walking >Next stop a few hundred metres down the road >Two Muslim girls are standing by the stop >Look a little nervous as the dog approaches >I pull his leash in a little and smile at them, nothing to be worried about >They smile and look at the ground
Another time with the same dog >He's off his leash playing in the park with another dog >I'm talking to the owner >She's 19, went to my old uni >Talking about dogs >I tell her he's my girlfriend's dog >Disappointed aww >I shrug and make a sort of sorry expression >We keep talking until she has to go home
>they want to go out 10x a day >they carry in dirt on their paws >they shed more than cats >they dont bathe them selves >they eat a lot >they make a mess drinking water >they stink when you pet them your hands smell
Get a water dog, the swimming keeps them super clean. Also stop buying 8 dollar a month food nigger
Thomas King
/thread >Goral complemented me >i sey thx >Iz luyal Fucking dweebs females are humans too, being friendly isn't flirting
Caleb Roberts
>be me >get haircut last week at fancy salon >qt thicc latina hair stylist >flirts with me the whole time >tells me the girls at the front desk think I'm "hot as fuck" >flirt with one of them on my way out >too much of a sperg to get anybody's number
>having sex last night >girls keeps touching my chest,abs, shoulders, etc >post sex she mumbles something about having an amazing body, she can’t look me in the eyes
Henry James
Mom keeps saying I got huge arms. Pops said so too when he was visiting. Truth be told I lost 35 pounds so my body got smaller and arms look bigger now. That's it. Still grateful, these are the only mires that matter
Kevin Ramirez
>go visit a brothel >pick my girl and go to a room > I get in the shower to wash before sex >Clothed prostitute sits and watches me >"Wow, nice bum!" >Get out of the shower and dry myself in front of her >Her mouth is hanging open >"You're so muscly! Omg I'm so lucky" >Keeps asking about the gym saying she's a lucky girl as we fuck >Weirds me out >Boner is deflating slowly >She notices and gets visibly upset >"What's wrong? Is this not good?" >Offers to get another one of the girls >She runs naked out the door before I can reply >Comes back down the hallway with another girl >Overhear her tell the new girl about my "hot body" as they walk in >Take turns fucking both girls and eventually finish >chat with both then leave
Didn't even have to pay for the extra girl lol
Oliver Gutierrez
>Walk down corridor >qt walking in front of me >opens door to next corrodor and looks at me >smile at her >she tells me she is not trying to hit on me but she wants me to know i have really pretty eyes >apologizes several times and says i just smiled at her so nice, so she wanted to say something
>be me >walking home from gym last evening >take route through the park >see qt 3.14 jogging by >we make eye contact >she gives me those fuck you eyes >decide to be spontaneous >go jog with her for a while >she notices and decides to play >speeds up until I can hardly keep up >already tired af but manage to beat her >finally she gives up >tells me she has a bf >she's visibly upset >tell her it's no problem and I'll catch her later >she smiles as I walk off
Never felt so great bros, we're all gonna make it.
Michael Jones
>walk >girl pass >girl glances at me >mirin >post on Jow Forums
summed up every single present and future post so you guys don't have to read any more
Anthony Robinson
I haven't been on Jow Forums in a while came back to share good feels, I think I'm making it, some social situations still make me uncomfortable but I manage to really shine in small groups and 1 on 1 and I've come a very long way, anyway, recent mires: 1. watching some live band, notice two girls looking at me and whispering one of them sorta shuffled over and tried to jokingly hold my hand, grabbed her hand while she was going for it and said I was going to the bar to get a refill asked if she wanted to come along she said yes
2. I pass a table at a local cafe and a teen tells her friend that she'd "give her a pass to do me no matter (my) age"
Andrew Garcia
Had an encounter with a creep today
>be me >jogging around the park >some guy looking at me weirdly >starts running after me >I try to lose him by speeding up >tell him I have a boyfriend >try to hide my disgust >I fake a smile and hope I never see him
Alexander Harris
>me, yesterday >work at a pool >need to go check something in the pump room with coworker >a local group has a swim class for kids and there are always hot moms >go check that shit w/coworker and walk back through the pool >I didn't notice but my coworker told me that the moms were staring at me
Nice cope, faggot. She was practically holding back tears when she told me she has a bf, that's how much she wanted the d. Stop being a crab in the bucket and maybe you can join me in making it.
>wageslave in a cafe >23 year old kissless virgin >i am allowed to give my friends a discount if they buy something >i don't have any friends so never did it >today a really hot girl entered the cafe >hottest girl i have seen in years, actual 10/10 body and face >i can't stop staring at her >when she orders i give her a discount without saying anything about it >she looks me in the eyes >smiles and says thank you I know, this isn't considered a mire for you, but for me it is. It was a human mire, because a goodlooking girl acknowledged my existence. Receiving a smile from her was the best thing that happened to me in a really long time.
Cameron Sullivan
>bbq and a friends house, drinking beer, jumping into the pool, having fun >swim trunnks hang low when I get out of the pool >the loud chubby one immediately whistles, "nice ass" and I'm the focus of everyones attention >laughter.jpg >shit happens, I'm not mad >one of the girls "wait a second. user has no tan lines?!" >"how come you have no tan lines, user?" >answer her with a smirk "take a guess" >she blushes >they probably think I visit naked beaches, instead I'm just chilling naked on my balcony every summer
Nicholas Hall
Sorry for my mistakes. It's really hot here.
Alexander Rodriguez
God bless you.
Jacob Williams
Based whoremonger bro
Jeremiah Perry
Evey time I come to this stupid website I'm more and more happy that I paid for a home gym
Isaiah Martin
Birds say hello. They bathe themselves, don't need walks, don't eat a lot, smell nice, and can be toilet trained. If you're worried about noise pollution then get a quiet one like a kaike.
Nolan Miller
For the best. Latinas balloon up fucking immediately, and she'd probably just knife you in your sleep anyway.
Sebastian Hughes
>>I'm just chilling naked on my balcony every summer Based as fuck Where the /balconyboys/ at?
Nathan Jenkins
this reinforces the point pets are pointless, have kids
Jose Young
i wish that girl was me no homo
Zachary Flores
That’s not a thong bikini
Parker Butler
>reddit spacing >reddit story just leave
Henry Parker
Next time the Mexican shows up with his lads / a gun and he is dead. Well done
Xavier Sanchez
But the knowledge that he was made into a bitch will remain.
Brayden Gray
>At all inclusive bar in a 5 star hotel in Greece >Sit with family playing cards, listening to the live entertainment and having a few drinks >Look around and see a fat ugly atleast 80 year old chainsmoking woman and her cucked husband >She stares at me, I meet her eyes everytime I look around the balcony where we sit >The cuck and woman doesn't talk for 3 hours >She wouldn't stop staring
T-thanks Jow Forums
Caleb Bell
Roastie enabler Very nice, fag
Jacob Walker
>answer her with a smirk "take a guess" ALPHA
Bentley Barnes
t.dyel
Camden Walker
PICTURE OF RYAN GOSLING
Isaiah Gomez
>Not giving your kids the experience of growing up around animals
Adam Lewis
Hey man, some people on this board would get angry for you letting hot women live life on easy mode, but I think you did a good thing brother. It made your life just a little better. Keep fighting the good fight - in the end we die on the path to making it or the path to ruin
Caleb Ross
Lmao you are autistic. She was clearly scared of you.
Tyler Hall
OP who is this thot i need to know
Eli Cruz
>at a bar with friends I haven't seen in 6 months or so >wearing a hoodie cause I fucking like hoodies >talking with 2 girls her boyfriend >one of the girl says "user, you been going to the gym right? You seem much wider" >reply with "yeah, when I have free time", just like you guys taught me >girl next to me grabs my arm and says "Holy fuck" >she tells the other girl to grab my arm too >they're both feeling my arms while the boyfriend of one of them looks at me
Fuck me. Why are doing this to each other? I’m lost, guys. Like I want a male exclusive forum where I can vent. I don’t need to be reminded of my sad sad existence, not on here.
Fuck should I have done? "H-hey let go of my arm please..."
Blake Anderson
>most days after work >Walking downtown in my fitted suit >Always these two sexy Hispanic chicks I pass by at different times. >Both always make eye contact and smile
Never talk to them because I have a fit Hispanic gf waiting for me at home.
Jeremiah Peterson
Where are you from
Cooper Long
in response to this gif, does anyone have the webm where the same girl compares the jigglyness of her ass with the jigglyness of her tensed ass? Its supposed to show that muscly asses are still jiggly on girls. I really need the webm guys
Charles Price
>catch women staring at me more often now >some smile at me and keep looking when I make eye contact >went to the store this morning to buy groceries, at least three of them there kept watching me. >one followed me from the outside to the cash register
memes aside having a woman on your face is amazing desu
Cameron White
>walk into kitchen shirtless >mom says I look strong pushed me to start lifting again, thanks mom
Carson Carter
Joke's on you, I'm very ugly so no mires.
Isaac Powell
>at work >girl mires like crazy >treats me like a boyfriend, bedroom eyes, feels my muscles, constant hugs >always talks good of me, sings my praises, saying im one of her favorite people, im amazing, etc. >she has a boyfriend of 7 years ive got three years on her, and i need to know, do i stand a chance fit?
Xavier Collins
That is a weird phenomenon of improving yourself. You start resenting the attention that you desperately craved a year ago. That's nothing compared to the black pill of having a girlfriend, and immediately having every girl who is aware of that try and get your pants off.
Bentley Morales
"Well this was awkward, thanks femnon maybe a drink will help. Anyone want anything?". Girls would laugh, guy would think youre not a complete dick.
Thomas Clark
>go to get allergy shot >person I used to get them from is back, nice middle-aged lady who was gone for a while for maternity leave >she tries to give me the shot in the back of the arm like she used to, squeezes around on my tricep trying to find a spot >"geeze user, there's not a lot of fat back here is there?" It's always the small comments from people you don't even want to fuck that make me feel the best.
Jason Young
There is too large of a world population and too many single women in that population for me to ever suggest going for someone who's currently taken. If she's mirin then someone without a boyfriend will be too, just look around some more
Liam Johnson
Based and fidelity pilled.
Eli Price
>brothel Where can I find one in the US?
Josiah Scott
>Hobby cardio handball >One of the players is like a brother I've known for almost 20 years >Got out of lifting for awhile, but back in it now >Still very visible difference especially in bf% >Tried to get GF to come down for awhile (he has no problem getting girlfriends...a bit of trouble keeping them because of various habits) >Finally comes down >Everyone except older guys play shirtless >Every time I turn she's looking at me >See them away from the court >Trying to hook me up with a friend of hers >Anonbro says I already have a side piece >Immediately gf asks 20 questions, and I refuse to answer jokingly
Can anyone give insight of what that is? It's happened a few times with various friends.
It said mire thread faggot, maybe you should go to twitter.
Nolan Scott
haha you got me man
Juan Scott
he might die but it wont stop the mexican from being a manlet for life
Elijah Lee
>how to make any situation actually awkward: say that it is honestly that is like a trigger word for normies, just remember a situation is only awkward if you think it is, you have to take the advice of justdon'tgiveafuckpepe.png and laugh at the situations then observe how others react for further giggles
