The bigger you get the smaller you peen gets. No matter how hard you try and compensate

The bigger you get the smaller you peen gets. No matter how hard you try and compensate.

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bet his name was Muhammed

yeah kegels are hard when the weights are too tight

why not just drain the blood out of his cock with a syringe

>lose weight
>fupa goes down, revealing an inch and a half of previously sheathed peen
>7.5 inches now
Feels pretty good to be fit senpai

sending my thoughts and prayers

germany all over

I dunno, with that skin tone it might have been an Achmed or an Abdul.

This
Maybe this

Is this what they meant by weighted kegels?

>0+1000+1000+19
>still caring about penis size

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imagine being that Jow Forums

>5 pound weight
>clearly says 5 KG
Why are Americans so retarded?

aren't those plates like 1 inch in diameter

Imagine being a german rescue worker. You go through training, learn the equipment, mantain physical shape, the pay is probably not stellar but you endure it all because you love your job and like helping others.
Then someday you get a call and rush to the location expecting maybe a car crash or a fire, but instead you have to stare at the penis of some retard muslim for 3 hours.

>>clearly says 5 KG
it's 2.5 kg you retard

>Look at me guys I'm pretending to be retarded haha epic

I dunno man I'd probably be able to laugh about it alter and it's a great story to top everyone elses for that day
though during the time I'd sure as shit not want the dude to loose his dick no matter what he looked like

>always been skelly
>peen is consistently between 5.8 and 6.1", 6.5 if I'm watching some really hot depraved shit like doggy style or blowjobs
>mfw still feels huge to me
Not that it will ever matter because I'll beat this meat until it is completely curved. It's already a bit extreme imo but it fits right into my right palm.

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Europoor education everyone

So did he put it on soft and then get hard? How did this happen?

I know that feel user.

I lost weight and my penis got about half an inch longer according to the ruler.

Feels good.

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Sexual emergency

Three hours being butt-slammed with the temptation to "slip" and end this retard's rape career for good.