Old Jow Forumsizen popping back in. Haven't frequented this board since 2010-2013...

Old Jow Forumsizen popping back in. Haven't frequented this board since 2010-2013, but it seems as toxic as back in the day. I'd like to offer some advice in case there are anyone here like I used to be back in the day. Take it or leave it. Maybe it'll help or maybe it won't. I don't give a shit.


>Lifting for a better body won't make you happy. Working out because you enjoy it will. Weight loss and a nice physique is just a huge bonus. But work out 2-3 times a week, and do your cardio. Eat well.
>People will like you once you learn to let go. Be yourself, unashamedly. It will make you interesting. There are few interesting people out there. Dare to be yourself, and speak up.
>As a man, life will be significantly better once you're close to your 30's, given that you've spent a lot of time on your studies, your line of work, and your hobbies. Be the guy that people ask for help and guidance. Find purpose.
>Lifting and dressing nice is only a small part of the bigger picture. A nice haircut, simple hygiene, an easy smile, being able to make good conversation and being nice to everyone will take you to the promised land. Talk to everyone, treat them well. Friends and enemies.
>Opportunity will only be granted to you once you take on the responsibilities of life, and start saying yes. People will never stop offering you opportunities once you prove yourself as a pair of safe hands.

Discipline, motivation, force of personality, unshakeable confidence, strength and tenacity will bring you all the happiness in the world. Never be afraid of failure, but let it keep you on your toes.

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>toxic
Nice try roastie

>porn poster

LOL. TL;DR faggot

>2012/13

That's only five years ago...

Still I'd like to add - comfort is the enemy of progress. Keep changing things up, live in a few different cities, study hard, respect yourself, and know that everyone else is going through the same shit as you. Nobody has it figured out.

Anybody and everybody who posts holes as the thumbnail deserves to be banned permanently

>I'm too old and mature for Jow Forums
>I'm somewhat of a "wiseman" you see
>sit down and here my advice, young ones
>wait, let me just upload this random slut i have saved on my computer

have sex, loser. and fuck off

Five years are a lot in your mid 20's. During that time I finished up my master's degree in chemistry, learned French, kicked up my interest in Roman history and started doing well in my new job.
But I completely agree with you. Comfort is the worst you can put yourself through.

Got your attention, didn't it?

god i want to be her

yeah, if "TL;DR" was your desire hee hee

shit advice, desu.

most of it revolves around being a big floppy pussy and cow-towing around everyone, trying not to hurt their feelings.

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There are no girls on Jow Forums

im a guy who wants to be the girl in the image u dummy

Then what are you waiting for faggot? Do it, be happy

nobody gives a fuck. it has already been done, this idea of yours. fuck off

Fellow old Jow Forumsizen here, been in and out since 2010

because id be gay as fuck then lmao
im straight u dummy

I also like to give shitty unsolicited advice

If you've already applied these principles to your own life, then good for you. Not everyone has.

How's your life at the moment bro?

>if i add the word "unashamedly" maybe people will take my meme advice seriously

Better than I was back then.

Back then I was a lil bitch and weighed 140 or so lbs

>cope

>life will be significantly better once you're close to your 30's
sip

Old Jow Forumsizen here from the same time period. Most of this shit is legit however, there are some turds in your pile too.

>Find purpose
Overall this is true but is easier said than done.
>Working out because you enjoy it
Different folks, different strokes
>Life will be significantly better once you're close to your 30's
Life will be better once you man up and do what needs to be done. There is no age requirements for success and happiness.