Why did my body reject all that testosterone?
>be me
>wanna make it, browse Jow Forums
>get a cheesesteak wit extra extra EXTRA onions for that T boost
>devour, delish
>go to sleep happy
>wake up for work
>brushing teeth
>vomit in sink
>brush again
>run out the door for work
>come home to this
So obviously my body digested all the steak but rejected all the onions. WTF Jow Forums? Why does my body hate gains?
I also am battling a yeast infection in my throat from banging and 69ing a dirty dirty whore last Friday night.
>Do You Want To Know More?
Just a guess
Meat at fast food places is cooked and salted heavily to kill bacteria.
Onions are cold and just seared and probably touched by dirty hands
LET THE MAN SPEAK HIS GODDAMN MIND
Alright story time user
Tell the story faggot
Alright bros, story time
>be me, last Friday
>slutty thot i use to bang in college texts me that she is in town
>says shes drunk and lonely
>SCHWING
>drive almost an hour to see her
>she's put on some weight, but still a decent slam piggy
>im in better shape than I've ever been
>she's mirin me hard
>im hard
>she's 7 beers deep and ready to go
>a literal porn scene commences
>she starts sucking my dick like a whore
>stand up and fuck her face for a bit
>she pulls me down and i go down on her...
This is where it happened
>her vag smells extra ripe and iron-y
>shouldofstoppedrightthere.jpg
>i instantly feel a soreness in the back of my throat as I'm eating her out
>it was like fucking D Day
>the infection stormed my fucking tonsils and took over every fucking inch
>but I dont give a shit because my dick is in her mouth
>have sex with her nonstop inbetween naps for next 12 hours
>drive her to airport next day
FAST FORWARD 5 DAYS
>at work all week struggling
>throat feels like I swallowed a pine cone
>go to doc thinking its strep
>all tests come back normal
>get asked about my recent sexual activity
>take one more test
>doctor come back and tells me I have a fucking yeast infection in my mouth from that dirty dirty whore
>schedules me another app to get further std tests
TFW I WOULD TOTALLY DO IT AGAIN BECAUSE THE SEX WAS SO DAMN GOOD
(fuck I hope she's not pregnant)
Here you go
Youve got low standards user, she sounds like a fat whoreish pig
But it was so easy, just had to go for a drive
She is still really cute. Would do it again
Welcome to hpv
Why eat her out tho? It's a submissive act, just make her blow you then go to pound town. Carpet munching is gross.
She hypnotised me
I was craving carbs and she had some bread in the oven
I mean....makes sense I guess.
Post pic
Sounds worth it
you have the gay user, im sorry its terminal
Please user, throw up in the toilet next time, and pls don't make pictures nobody wants to see
Been there bud, not the yeast infection part but I still got a lot of living to do so theres time to experience
It's only submissive if you make it that way
You let them blow you for a bit and then you throw em on their knees and you lick and suck on that cunt like you're mad at it. Be agressive they go fucking insane
be me crohn's and had my large intestine removed, so now i have life long diarrhea
No idea but I personally add shit tons of onions to any meat I cook and all it does is make it taste delicious.
>eating out and going raw with a disgusting whore
Hope you enjoy the 20 strains of HPV and herpes my dude
I mean onions are a good indicator of masculinity (ie. can you eat one raw), bht otherwise it's just the word that appears on the screen when correctly spell and type soi. We were telling you to eat soi, dumbass.