I CAN'T NOT FAP IT JUST FEELS too GOOD

Everytime you feel horny try fapping to this

Google "old hag"

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Fuck man, I almost fap today.

I mean, my dick was erect. Watching Siri about to swallow cum and I was almost there. It took herculean Will to stop myself.

Just 3 days, I just need to stop fapping for 3 days. God help me

I can go about a week, 1 days if I'm really on point.

But i broke 3 days ago

user i...

While I agreed, I need a break from my hobbies too

Please don't tell me you did it

shleep or vidya would probably do the trick. sometimes sitting in silence and contemplating life is good too. Porn is pure cancer though

That would be awesome ahaha
I would make the news!
Maybe even become a fit/pol meme lmao

Porn addiction is not high T, user

>T.

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Good way to give yourself a new fetish.

No fap is a meme.
Just stop watching the jewish type of porn

Try this then

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>I can not not fap
Learn grammar

I just look at pics of my ex gf's who are ugly and remember that I kissed and fucked them

Catch me first

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Mr Hickey was big gay

based

no fap is a retarded meme.
as a man jerking of every 1-2 days is fine.

I jack off to interracial WMBF insemination porn 2-3 times a day and my doc tells me my test levels are absolutely inhuman

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Same bro. Only on day 3 and I just spent the last hour shuffling through camwhores and edging. I closed my eyes and stopped myself before I came though, so I guess Im technically still on it, but boy, are my balls going to be sore tomorrow.

How the fuck can I be expected to resist jerking off to girls so hot that I will never have irl when they're just a click away?

I bet you thought that was terribly clever, learn to comprehend what you read

Stop looking for reasons to fap. Don't go looking at thots instagram and try to keep to blue boards here. Get a girlfriend or a circle of casuals, if not, hire an escort twice a month.

I finally accepted I'll never have sex or a gf or a normal life so I gave up trying to do nofap

Embrace it. Go for 7-8 times on rest days. It`s called cardio.

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I won't try this, I know it won't end well.

if I don't fap every other day, there will eventually come a day where I constantly get erections and even after jacking off they just keep coming back every hour on the hours
I mastubated 4 times today after trying to hold off a week and I still keep getting boners. I've got one right now in fact.
I haven't pissed a single time today with ease

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based af

>socialize

How do I do I develop social intelligence? Assume I'm a retarded beginner, should be easy

Nothing can stop me anymore. I though about what would my parents say if they caught me, how every girl that I find hot and fap to is getting fucked and hates me, I just force fap over these thoughts and I don't care anymore. I do it daily for at least 5 times. I don't even do it for those few seconds of pleasure, just for a few seconds of happiness. At least I am fasting and working out but I don't think I will ever be able to stop masturbating, maybe only if I'd pick up a new habit like smoking weed or video games

well just fap then. you're supposed to enjoy things.

>yes, indulge in hedonism, abon, life is all about being happy :)

no fap is not good for me.
>married
>nice wife and family
>earning good
>life is good
>4 days in no fap

Saw a 4/10 girl at the gym, little on the stick side. She and her friend having casual talk with me. Finish earlier than them. As I was about to leave they say to me "see you again user". They want to fuck bad and I might give in.

How many ng/dL?

What do you mean by blue boards?

this. an escort twice a month usually keeps me sated.

>Get a girlfriend
so easy bro! Just get a gf bro! wow bro!

Why would you give in though? What do you stand to gain from fucking a gym thot?

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That is why no one will remember your name

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based

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>day 3 of nofap
>hook up with friend of a friend
We all gonna make it

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now i can only get a boner if a certain person tells me certain things. there are several of these people. but they are rare. porn doesn't do it for me anymore.

Im 1 month into Nofap and I miss porn like if it was a real person
Seriosly, I miss it like if it was a perfect human gf, like if it was a living person that was present in my life and that I loved
Thats how deep porn fucks ppl
No wonder why many anons resent and go against Nofap: you are asking them to give up the love of their lives

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A few days in. Some article in a nofat thread a while ago was about how you're less of a man, or even human, when you jack off. It really messes up your brain and hormones. Thanks to all the fags complaining about porn in here too. Last thing I wanna see while trying not to fap

Why are you listening to some schizo retards and take their word for granted? "hurr don't fap or you'll turn into a faggot" As with literally fucking anything in this universe, moderation is the key. Don't fap like mad 20 times throughout the day, fap once or twice a week and feel fucking good about it, accept it as a healthy necessity if you can't get laid for some reason, don't turn yourself into some criminal. It won't magically take away your gains overnight because you fapped that day, same as a fucking two year no fap streak won't make you less of an autistic fuck unable to speak to women if that is what you're looking for. Stop being gullible idiots.

funny gag but if you unironically did this would you actually ruin your sexuality?

where do you even find escosts? do you just use sites like eros?

it's not like abstaining from fapping or having sex actually causes you to have a bad day, but breaking your streak can easily cause you to have a bad day and even a bad week. resisting the urge doesn't actually harm you.
if you're bored then just go out into the woods and start hitting things with sticks and throwing rocks at stuff.

Black women give me the biggest bones.

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>go on nofap for 4 months
>get a gf
>start back fapping
>lose gf
hmmmm

i actually have a laboratory where i take the eggs from fertile nigresses and use my own sperm to create test tube mongrel children. i have hundreds of brown babies all in the making and even more that have already been born. they'll grow up watching television and consuming sǒy, and when they reach adulthood they'll get a nice affirmative action job and a credit card as they are dispersed into the world.

i'm such a fucking based colonizer. alpha af. my dream is for the entire world to be brown

Every time you get the urge just completely redirect your attention and motivation on something else. Do some abs exercises or some sets of pushups, if you're too lazy for that just go on a quick walk outside.

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Based if true

user you cant possibly be that stupid

Jerking off feels so much better than anything my gf does, but u guess that's the bad habit we have to break. Can't keep touching myself to porn, need to be aroused without stimuli so I can fuck my gf twice a night

>just be miserable bro only degenerates have fun

Imagine being a slave to your primal urges. Why go on living when you can't even take control of your own body?

>tfw fapping literally gives me headaches

I have an anneurism don't I?

just have sex with another person user. easy as that

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>read this
>google "old hag"
>hillary appears

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I wanna do but I'm afraid of premature ejaculation

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