Things normies say

Things normies say

>you look like captain America.

Asian who told me this.

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He was just trying to get in your pants. Boys are the nicest people in the world before they've fucked you :rolleyes:

it was a she. winking smiley face

pic related.

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>I could have been as big as you if I abused creatine.

Too wholesome
Superior capeshitter coming through

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>you use Whey energy powder? Right?
>you look to thin
>here, have some chocolate, want to come over for bbq?
>sure you got muscles, but you are to thin anyways.

I can't believe it. I haven't seen the zoolander stride since zoolander.

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how much does that guy leg press? Damn! that's looking nice.

nice 8-pack you got there dude.

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arms like I could rip wood apart. 6 months here btw.... 6!!!! MONTHS!!! to be chris evans.

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you have no chest, triceps, or back
no idea why people are saying you buff lmao

>no chest

C’mon user don’t be that jealous

Some drunk guy in Taipei kept telling me how much I look like the flash. I’ll accept it

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You understand his entire tricep/chest problem could be fixed with some incline/regular bench press right?

I do it... 65kg benchpress. x 10 x 5

dyel

he does, just low weights. His weights will go up, we will all make it

She meant your shoulders are rounded. Do more facepulls

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You know when people say you look like somebody they mean your face right?