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Tell me about all the times the size of your muscles have gotten you laid
Nicholas Lopez
Wyatt Rogers
Can't wait to hear the countless stories you guys will have :)
Jayden Collins
Literally never
My whole life I was led to believe that getting muscles would make girls want me, I feel like I've been lied to
Brody Foster
Face and charisma got me laid, muscles will always be a plus not the decider
Aiden Reyes
>never
Oh.
Robert Martin
Ever since i started lifting in 2016 I've been drowning in pussy(both male and female) but I left all that behind for my loving gf
Ryder Nelson
Not the size of my muscles but just losing wieght.
I was slightly over weight, when i became skinnyfat girls started miring me, when i finally reached skellymode girls started approaching me.
Can't believe live could be so good.
Ian Wright
Fuck you don’t make a faggot out of Goku
Gabriel Scott
Have sex, incel
Jordan Adams
Twice I think.
One was off an ad on CL to be a bull for a married couple. And the second one was hooking up with a gorgeous thot from the gym.
Both of those times the conversations were minimal, and they wanted me mainly because of my phisique
Eli Lewis
Was it my muscles? Or the confidence I gained from my muscles?
Before I got/fit/ I could only hook up with drunk chicks. So maybe it's the fact I look better.
But I only could approach those drunk chicks if I was drunk. So maybe It's my confidence.
Noah Morgan
>It’s another r9k incel thread
If you train and eat healthy your body, face and charisma will improve
Nobody who posts these threads lifts and if they’re saying don’t bother lifting or it’s all about face, etc. it’s because their face looks like this.
Doesn’t apply to 95%+ of people
Oliver Thompson
>its the lowest replied to thread on the whole board
r9k wins again you fucking loser fitizens
Joseph Gray
>He lifts to get laid
Joseph Cook
My first gf who worked with me asked me out because she liked my body. I would've never had the courage to ask her so that was nice.
Thomas Mitchell
>standing in smoking area of night club with 2 girls
>mid-conversation one of them interrupts and says "user, can I just say you have amazing arms haha"
>drunk gay french man then comes up to me and starts asking me about my routine and diet in broken english
>"wat is youz eeting to get such nice pectoral"
probably my best mire
people who say muscles/good figure dont help with making you socially successful are dyel/ugly
Daniel Hughes
Anime convention.
Girl that I was interested in (who declined my previous advances) for about 6 months met me at badge check-in. She came with 3 of her male friends (beta orbiters).
She followed me to my room that I was sharing with 6 girls (and 1 guy). Upon entering, the girls were cat calling me and one said "you can sleep in my bed".
Hard pass, preferred to sleep on the floor instead of next to some roastie.
Had sex with said girl I was interested in a couple of times later at con...
-Once when the room was empty on someone's bed (using their pillow to prop up during sex)
-Another in the shower when everyone was in room (no doubt heard us and were giving us a look when we got out).
-I think we had sex 1 or 2 more times but just quickies (not memorable)
Girl ended up ditching her orbiters that she was staying with and stayed with me. Ended up coming home with me after the con and never left.
Shes my wife now.
Carson Butler
Muscles haven't got me laid.
Girls never seemed to care. But at least other guys mire me at the gym which is nice.
Austin Richardson
Epic story my fellow redditor! Here, take this gold and have a jolly day!
Luis Fisher
r/thatneverhappened
Luke Collins
Luke Ortiz
>cankles
>broad shoulders
You sure you didn’t marry a tranny? Regardless, good for you if you’re happy.
Michael Stewart
>user posts shitty thread on a good board
>Thread doesn't get replies
>Therefore board is shit
user, seek assistance