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H-how does this happen?

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There's no volume but I can guarantee she has a Br*tish accent.

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>so fat she needs an entire outdoors hallway to dance

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TOP JOB

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kek that was at Al Udeid

God this video makes me so fucking mad because you know this little fag goes around telling everyone how much he can bench but this is how he does it. It’s like when I see assholes doing pull-ups and they are going half way down and then not even pulling their chest to the bar. “Yeah bro I can do 15 pull-ups” and then proceeds to half rom while kipping his way up to the bar. Fucking bullshit I swear to god.
/end of rant

Disgusting sight, but good on her to enjoy something other than Netflix and grease

/ already means "end of"
>tfw when surrounded by retards

We all feel you, brah.

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I'm pretty sure this is how 95% of Jow Forums can "bench lmao 2pl8"

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bitches mad a man with half the limbs they have is still more functional than them nice

he shouldn't get them subway either. last time i had subway it fucked up my digestive track, i was in excruciating pain for 12 hours. finally relief came when i threw it up, and although i made it to the toilet in time the vomit went fucking everywhere, i mean for real projectile vomiting, i swear if i let it go it would go at least 6 feet. i threw up 5 times in a minute and when i was done i was so weakened that i fell onto the floor and couldn't get up. my mom found me the next day asleep on the floor next to a toilet full of vomit, the worst part is that it didn't digest at all despite being in my stomach for 12 hours, we could see full spinach leaves in there. turns out i had been asleep on that floor for 14 hours, mom only found me after she came home from work. she was going to bring me to the hospital but i managed to stand up and get some much-needed hydration. got to miss a day of school because of all this. this happened when i was 18, now i'm 29 and i can't even think of subway without cringing. so yeah you probably shouldn't give a pregnant woman subway.

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this fucking thing.. everytime man

>Not wanting your girl to carry subway-chan and give birth to quadruplets
NGMI

Good for her desu

Based Spirit Potato

What the fuck is he even doing?

Did the dude ask for a slap fight with him?
They both look like they're having fun.

to be fair he has less weight to pull up

my fucking sides

Butthurt half romlet detected.

and half the body to pull himself up

Mirin grip strength. Hope she makes it
Don't you mean ">t. butthurt half romlet detected"

Spot on

What else were you expecting with that shit form, lady

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Look how red his face gets, it matches the color of the plate.

no

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>dl in heels
What were her expectations

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She did make it and has had a great sense of humor throughout the whole journey

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When did this get some incel commentary tacked onto the end?

And the foot tattoo changed foot.

And got a thick ass

post the story about how she divorced her husband who helped her through it all since she's now better looking than him after almost a decade of him being the better looking one and sticking with/helping her

Wait what the

It's a mirror selfie doofus

flipped not mirrored

If that is her husband in the background of the left pic he doesn't look all that great.

>crossfit

Dumbass, learn how mirrors work.

good revover

Is this making it?

>He never asked for this
Based half cyborg bro strength mogging these roasties.

Only if you suffer from yellow feber.

It's another she settled for the first dude to stick around and he got pissy when she outgrew him episode

Christ asians are so fucking ugly.

A new dance, everybody! The “Richter Scale Shuffle!”

Excellent thrusting form. The thot was loving it.

>lose weight
>get sunken eyes
Poor white people

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What kind of idiot would do someth-
>crossfit
Oh right ok

>you'll never have a fun slap fight with Rich
it hurts, brehs

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There's a diet drug that reduces how much your body breaks down fats, instead shitting them out. You're supposed to ingest way less fat when you're on it.
If you keep eating shit foods when you're on it, which of course fatties do, you just get projectile grease shits. Also causes them to leak shit uncontrollably which you've surely seen in other pics.

>be brown
Poor brown people

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Being very fat and losing the weight will always make the person's face especially gaunt. It's true for everyone, just not as noticeable the blacker you are

>female athletes should get paid as much as males

have sex.

V2 at best

also only one arm to pull you fucktard

Welp. Now I'm not finishing this curry

This is china tier vile

>say some gangstas dissin your fly girl.

And to top it off, half the time they do chin-ups instead of pull-ups

summerfag go back

youtube.com/watch?v=V1HdWTsdSSo
MUSTARD MAYHEM

When you gotta go...

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Oh fuck it's Main dude!

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Have you seen the wymin soccer world cup?
Laughable

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just imagine being winded after five fucking steps.

>crossfit

Kek wtf

i hate hambeasts

Sauce is Kao no Nai Tsuki, localized as Moonlight Lady. Episode 3, I believe.

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is """him""" the basedboy, pickinf fruit?

Fucking based. I'd let that guy fuck me assuming he hasn't lost that too.

Yea fuck that cunt