How can I get this shredded?

/fraud for quick resaults.
>Better yet
cut your bfp, a healthy range is 15-20% since 10-12% of bfb is essential for your body. People can go lower but it takes years WNBF competitors sit lower but have been training for 10+ yrs

She looks like a vegan. They always hit the wall fast and have the sickliest face. Fuck that meme diet have damaged so many lifes

So, is everyone just ignoring what her face looks like, or what?

Charge your phone 11% this man lives on the edge

I think thats more of a face of someone who has been making grunting faces doing squats

the girl has to message first

Mine is at 12 % now, what a coincidence.

That’s the problem is a guy like me who is pretty good looking has to let them message, and they usually don’t. It’s annoying. I’d use tinder but I keep getting banned because it recognizes me

Nah, the edge is like 2%

Arghh that's hot!.....thats hot!

amphetamines.

She probably just testing out jackhammers with dildo's attached to them

I think she's hideous. Seriously

you sure?

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She doesn't look tall enough

Yes

She's not a stacey but you gotta admire her body

rock climbing

it's a trap!

woman who worked at tinder left and got a russian ((())) oligarch to fund her fantasy where women have power.

are you an engineer because i have a bridge for you to collapse

Solid 8

Shes like a 6 dude. What the fuck are you talking about

that's a man, man.

Face maybe a 6, but the fact that shes shredded ads 2 easy points, which makes her a easy 8. Compared to like 90% of girls out there walking around with atrophied bodies, shes looks like greek goddess

But that's ignorant (hee hee)

The face is a fucking 3. Jesus raise your standards dude.

>girl
user, I..

>25
Christ. My own mother has a younger looking face than her.

I wasn't sure before, but now i'm certain

>propulsion engineer
God... I bet she engineers some serious braps to propel herself.

what gave it away? was it the "I'm a trans girl" part?

Uh guys... look at those khazar milkers

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How did you get banned in the first place?

Looks like my coworker, we both work as engineers at an aerospace industry.

She's and old elite road cyclist so she got really muscular thighs and quite good overall fitness.

But by Oden, she's so boring.

Her face is a 4-ish

but i would still smash cause that body makes her a 6

>she works for blue origin.
That's a HARD no from me.
Blue is a shithole these days.
They treated all their experienced employees like shit and they all quit.
The only ones left are the garbage leftovers.
I have a few stories if anyone is interested.

do tell

My gay boss told me to suck his cock if I want to keep my job. Anyways, 3 months later I’m still working there and bad signs start showing up. Our boss is having everyone work unpaid overtime, doing more special favors for him and everyone was getting comparably shit pay.

or fertile

am i a monster if im 25 and only fuck 18-21 from tinder

>666
yeah, I think that answers your question

trips confirm you're a monster

That is a biological male, genius.

but you dont do that so

>My gay boss told me to suck his cock if I want to keep my job
This that only happen on ultrarealist google vision Jow Forums post

I've been told Tinder is where girls go when they want a pretty face to fuck, but bumble is where they go when they want a cash cow to buy dinners for them.
If you have a job that makes you any money list it in your bio.

Dayum, Willem Dafoe looks likes that?

>use bumbledate
>women have to message me first
>the only messages i get are MtF traps

wow such innovation

Only the garbage leftovers work there, "I still work there"
What did he mean by this?

I'm 27, picked up a 16yo tinder grill from her father's house last month and fucked the shit out of her

So at least you aren't the worst monster.

nigga you ever worked for a tech company??? I'd be a rich man if I had a dollar for every engineer I dealt with who was actually a fucking idiot

aren't you scared of getting v&??

age of consent in most places is 16, or even lower in europe

A different country than USA, unable to enforce age of consent laws.

This is why we can have ephedrine over the counter for cutting and you cannot.

Åh skit min nigga, hvad er der?

>pushup bra manipulation

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Yes, but it's legal in my state.

Still I wouldn't tell a soul outside of an anonymous greentext

>fucking women younger than 24-25

enjoy your pointless garbage drama and about a thousand other issues immature younger women bring with them

Protip, try fucking a teenage hyper-slut who loses all logic when she sees how shredded you are

It's worth it

Why is OkCupid exclusively filled with these freaks?

an unsettling feeling when you look at his frame gives it away

Snake juice for two weeks.

>women have to message me first
>"Hey"
fucking great

I’ve had several from both age groups. Contrary to popular belief; women DO NOT get any more mature with age.

Charge your phone, dipshit.

>enjoy your pointless garbage drama and about a thousand other issues women bring with them
There, fixed

she look mid 30's, still hot tho

Bro i didn't know other fitizens lived in Seattle.

enjoy your hpv

Margot The Faggot

Yeah dude, all that mental development women undergo from 18 to 25, can’t miss that

Not op, but I just moved from there to fuckin Cheyenne, WY

Yeeehhh! Hi 5!

HPV ain’t shit

Holy shred city!
got a girl like that at my gym, total sticc, shreddered, with a very pretty face.
I had the hots for her but then it turned out she's kind of a crazy person

How is Cheyenne and WY in general?

With BF% that low I doubt she's capable of breeding.

Only been here about a month - it's pretty boring honestly, and the weather is erratic

Peaceful and quiet? What about the scenery?
t. non American that has always wondered just how "middle america" works and looks, it usually flies under the radar, specially when you're not an American

I was 26 once and fucked a 19 year old. It was fucking AWESOME. Who gives a fuck about the drama.

Oh the scenery is beautiful - prairies, canyons, I love hiking here.

fucked 17 when i was 26 shit was cash.

would recommend tight young puss cause after college that shit's gone.

t. used-up hag
All women are children, at least fuck the ones that still have the bodies of them

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I'll take my gf instead.

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>Foggy Bottom
DC bro?

yea ok you knock kneed little faggot

>seething incel cope

They ban you for no reason. First time I had an account I got banned for no real reason, each time since because they recognized my account.
Eh, it’s mixed. I banged a hot Israeli chick off of bumble and it was fucking great, whereas I had one hookup over tinder even though I had tinder for longer.

im hikey jealous user. how tight was this thot