>a serving
>a bowl
>one slice
>one piece
>stone
>feet
Fucking americlaps
A serving
Thomas Ortiz
Asher Parker
>a cup
>fluid ounce
>one enema
fuck this shit
Grayson Ramirez
>OBSESSED europoors
Cooper Ross
JUST GIVE ME GRAMS YOU FUCKING MONGREL
Jace Sanchez
>stone
You sure you're talking about america, bud?
Also, objectively, farenheit is actually a superior measurement of air temperature. 0F is cold 0C is not that bad. 100F is hot 100C you are fucking dead.
Noah Brown
0c is freezing temperature
100c is boiling temperature
30c is summer temperature
18-22c is normal ass living temperature
What's so hard about it? Hurrrr outside is 97f omgggg, fuck outa here my man, amerifats are stupid and fat for a damn good reason
Julian Ramirez
“Oi yah wanka! Can I get ah bit o that crusty tomato cheese wedge? Can you believe those stupid Americans call it a slice of pizza! Make it snappy I gotta get home to watch Muhammad fuck moi whyfe!”
Adrian Cox
You got a license for that pizza, bub?
Adrian Perry
Zachary Barnes
>t.butthurt bong
Alexander Diaz
takes a lot more than that to ruffle my feathers, mate
Cameron Foster
>5 foot 11 15/16 inch
>Water freeze at 32 °F
How do they even live with themself?
James Mitchell
>europoor stubs his toe
>"FUCKING AMERICANS"
Stay mad, losers
Juan Diaz
>measuring solids by volume
>measuring liquids by weight
americans truly are retarded
Aaron Johnson
"serving" is the only one that is really bad since it's completely arbitrary.
John Harris
What feels particularly cold or hot for people is subjective based on where they live and the weather forecast isn't the only thing temperature is measured for. Come on, user...
Adam Reyes
what is heavier, an ounce of gold an ounce of mercury or an ounce of feathers?
Dylan Ortiz
whats your fucking point
Anthony Gutierrez
i dont know if you are american or not, but for europeans its a dumb joke because everything weights the same.
in the US an ounce of mercury is a fluid ounce, so its the heaviest, an ounce of gold is measured in troy ounces wich is 4g more than a regular ounce.
Joshua Perez
>i dont know if you are american or not
>in the US …
Well, I think that settled the question on anons nationality.
Ian Morales
ohhh
im european but never heard of it
Andrew Sullivan
You're unironically retarded