/fph/

Attached: 1397480653802.jpg (460x693, 93K)

Attached: 1369093589224.jpg (625x751, 301K)

Attached: 1377694420429.jpg (2048x1536, 137K)

Attached: 1375127067011.png (499x569, 397K)

Because this way they don't have to face the fact that they'd be ugly whales even with the best possible haircut/makeup/clothes, instead they can say "I'd be that pretty too if I spent hours every day on makeup and bought expensive clothes" when they see slimmer women

Attached: 1403939538951.jpg (537x720, 75K)

i was fucking invested in that but now I cant finish it
what happens next? she ded? Id honestly support euthanasia at that point

fuck, that abomination has had sex at least 5 times, probably a good deal more. And I'm still a virgin. Good god I'm pathetic

wings of freedom

Attached: 419_54.jpg (599x450, 41K)

Fuck we need to know what happens, did they ever get fatty out of the house?

Totally 10 l water needed.

Attached: 1404893854625.jpg (500x750, 70K)

>janetic

Attached: 1496981535673.jpg (343x343, 20K)

Hang in there Froggo

I used advanced autism to find the thread
desuarchive.org/fit/thread/38237202/#38238304

Almost dated a fatty once. Thought better of it and ghosted her

Someone should call PETA to rescue this whales from captivity.

This looks like a physics lab on water displacement

I've gone to the gym every other day for the past 1.5 years. There were 5 days in that time I did not go every other day but went the next possible day. They were all vacation related or the gym was closed. At this point, not going to the gym every other day would feel similar to not brushing my teeth for a whole day

bless your heart user, may you have low blood pressure and good meals today

hero

Attached: 1520347436182.png (1520x1126, 1.59M)

If you lower your standards like he did I’m sure you could get someone.

But why would you do that?

A virgin with high standards is much better than a sex-veteran who has sex with disgusting munters

In case anyone hasn't seen the episode of My 600 lb Life that this picture is from, the big girl in the middle successfully lost the weight and got fit. If she can do it so can we my boys

Attached: My-600-Lb-Life-Zsalynn.jpg (490x653, 37K)

Thank you for your service o7

Attached: 5D8EDAD6-4482-4E4B-BCC9-67615683501B.jpg (580x580, 142K)

Attached: 1537735369356.png (706x602, 487K)

Because it's only a negative stereotype on Jow Forums.

Attached: 1551471931142.webm (720x1282, 722K)

Attached: 1544584998799.jpg (439x395, 18K)

Attached: 1470778912231.jpg (1349x3231, 1.41M)

neck pilled

Holy fuc kek

Real answer: they think they have the body of 50s pin-up girls

JESSE WE NEED TO COOK

May your gains double my dud

Fat people are fucking disgusting

TEAM PEEP MASTER RACE

Attached: pembe boga team peep.jpg (787x1024, 446K)

Uncanny.

Attached: walruses-in-water.jpg (1024x683, 119K)

To be fair brussel sprouts are fucking disgusting. I’m thin as hell and I hate the damn things, but there’s plenty of greens I love

Attached: Sam_Melvick.png (640x480, 271K)

They make always these stupid faces, always.

>look fat people can stand up! IT's perfectly healthy!

>bloodborne

Bless you user

Holy shit how embarrassing lmao

beep beep wardrobe comin thru

>morbidly obese
>healthy
i dont think those words belong in the same sentence

Imagine being so fat you think standing up is an accomplishment lmao

Man thats selfish, letting these few people take all the space in the waterparks.

All poisonous creatures are flashy colored.

sometimes I kinda wish this dumb shit would happen to me, I could have so much fun with it. I think I'd go with 'FAT FUCK' over and over for 498 words then call it a day.

Incorrect. Find me a single example woman in any film or cultural artifact from the last forty years who wears an up-do, horn-rimmed glasses, and too much weight who is not supposed to be a despicable cunt.

Attached: Profile_-_Roz.jpg (1039x1040, 186K)

oldest two kids are already getting fat too. literal child abuse and no one says a word.

I AM THE ONE WHO EATS

I NEED THAT NECK ROUTINE! NOW!!

Attached: 20190617_093509.jpg (1080x1612, 670K)

Attached: 1559678828493.gif (250x250, 1.49M)

YFW There's only 8oz of water in there.

>be me
>out of protein
>go to store
> find pic related
>notbad.jpeg
>take it home
>mix it with some tap
>drink
>go into fucking full body for a solid 5 minuite shock

what the fuck anons ive torn my body appart and sewn it back toghether 10 fold and this disgusting blight of ther unholy is what brought me to my knees. absolutely fucking disgusting. gods have mercy

Attached: death::disonor of the masses.jpg (197x256, 16K)

Attached: 1556396046833.jpg (850x480, 65K)

Attached: 2416xxk.jpg (540x898, 49K)

not defending her but if belle delphine made the same face you'd be diamonds

God damn. White Grimace shakin’ It

Attached: 48F09B88B1AD423D836C4EACF473CA78.jpg (460x401, 42K)

Attached: 941A39EDC9F245CD98FB3446D83CF069.jpg (839x648, 124K)

Attached: ha_fat.jpg (540x628, 61K)

It's funny when pictures of British people are posted and Americunts always say some shit, yet I swear to God this is what every fucking middle aged white American woman looks like. Zero exceptions. They even always wear those stupid fucking jean shorts. I went on holiday once to Florida and it was like this fucking woman had been Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V'd all over the fucking place.

my father was warned about prediabetes, he isnt too fat just 225lbs 6'0. But he is addict to coca cola, he can drank 3 liter a day.
Im sad

Not him, but that's because normal women are actually pretty. If you know you look atrocious to 99% of the population why even bother making a 'cute' face? It does nothing.

Look at it this way, if a rabid chimp that had been held in squalid conditions for most of it's life lost it's shit and tore your face off, would you still go around smiling at women?

Based rebuttal poster

>Dat mole

Is this a Wall-E live action reboot?

>janetic
jannies BTFO

based ha cake poster

How do I work out my neck guys?

>Keto master race reporting

At least they are up on their feet moving...

Holy shit this is based.

Attached: gqtjyhu0gu531.jpg (712x639, 50K)

why does this have a surreal V A P O R W A V E feel to it

i can't conceive of how you even become a pig. surely there's a point of diminishing returns in being a glutton. heroin addicts are more respectable than obeasts in terms of sacrificing physical health for temporary mental well-being

Attached: tmp_22093-3566f3ce0f76bee30cbc3eeec22f9f66ecea5445e65b43be04788a5a0535ca80-1661829862.png (473x488, 192K)

Photographer here: This is the only hairstyle (bangs) that can salvage a horrible body. When a model gets at that weight, you need to do everything you can to hide the many negatives and focus on positives (fatties can have nice faces and eyes.)

Attached: Peep3.jpg (1235x480, 171K)

B-based?

This "story" gave me cancer.

ty but I wanna hear the end now, anyone have that?

>literally a quarter of the cake

>be a DJ
>get the first half-decent gig in a while and the rent is due
>show up to the venue
>it's literally empty except for a group of landwhales
>press play
>they start dancing
>attempt to hold in my laughter
>try not to vom when they act "sexy"
> collect my cheque at the end of the night

GODDAMN IT WHERE IS PART THREE?!

Check'd and kek'd

holy shit she just calf mogged the entire board
GODDAMN