FUCKING DYELS

My crush posted this on Instagram, I have been working on my body for like 2 years now, I want to fucking kill myself. What do I do Jow Forumsizens?

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break up with your crush.

>i'M nOt likE tHe oThER GiRLs
Cringed

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>Listening to women
They don't know what they want

get FUCKED

>thinking girls know what they want
Retard

you're a gullible retard if you think girls actually think this

based af
>lifting for girls

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>lifting for anything else but girls
You realise the primary purpose of an animal's existence is to fuck and procreate, and you realise that obtaining a woman is necessary for that process? What else would someone lift for?

Who gives a fuck. Move on, you dopey schmuck.

girls only think this because they can't get pic 1 so they cope with pic 2

>Not primarily lifting so as to beat a gorilla in hand-to-hand combat
ngmi

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body literally doesnt matter to girls unless you are literal twig or fatass. lift to fuel your narcisism or fuck off. at end of day girls will still take first.
protip: all college football chads lift

Women posting that is like when men say "Oh I like small tits!!! Hate big tits"

>My crush

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>i prefer big girls

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she likes twinks because she knows a muscly Chad will use and abuse her. a twink may just stick around

it is the golden age for Chads, boyos

Just ignore this shit bro. It’s the same as the “dad bod” trend a couple of years back. Roasties will claim they want a skinny guy or a guy with a gut because they are such animals they would fuck those guys. They would always prefer a guy in good shape.

w-what did you just say?

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>my crush
Uh oh spaghettio

but i like small tits user

no one cares what some instathott thinks

Doesn't matter what your crush wants or doesn't want...Women will say anything to virtue signal to a demographic if it garners enough attention.
You see, she realizes the top picture is a minority online, so she can gain more attention by pandering to the larger group.

Wholeheartedly this

also this is based as fuck

uh oh! better take some estrogen and T blockers so your muscles atrophy and you look more attractive to your 'crush'!

i hate summer

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Women don't know what they want
Carry on user, keep liftan
Chances are you'll end up fucking her and wondering if you could do better
>Trust me when I know there are better women

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what she's actually saying is that she doesnt like roidlets and curlbros, the top guy has a lot of fat making his pecs and bi's look bigger than they are, he probably cant even lmao3pl8.

if you really wanna chase your oneitis, just start cutting now and i guarantee you'll end up the broad shouldered ottermode that she's into

This if you want to base your decisions on a single fucking meme she posted
But I bet she'll re-post some pic with a shirtless Captain America in a week or so

>Lifting for women
You deserve it user.

Imagine being so shit with women that the only you can hope to get one is by lifting.

Tfw no pettanko gf

Keep lifting.

its the golden age for Chads, faggot. you got a stye or somethin? forrest Whitaker eye? hedonism is at its prime. you have no clue how easy it is to fuck girls when youre good looking these days. in fact, girls are the ones who approach YOU to fuck.

stop overthinking dude. The problem with guys these days is that they take women way too seriously. Looks barely matter to women. Women think they know what they want when in reality they just base shit on either celebrities, models, or ex-boyfriends. Women actually have no idea what they want.

A real man shows a woman what to like. Stop overthinking about your appearance and ask her out or move on

no i read one codeword

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Keep lifting. Be a beast. She just wants someone who's weaker than her to bully.

Men are not beasts, thou foul man.

ITT: Copelets

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women are a meme

this girl i liked did never talk to me and would ignore me completly

i even replied to her ig stories and she wouldnt reply back

whatever once we found each other in a club and i asked her out

we kissed and later she said that she never made a move on me because i looked IMPOSSIBLE

MAN i shitpost on /fit have a good body an average slavic big nosed face and i looked impossible to this girl, my fucking sides

now im not sure if i want to fuck her or not because im a virgin and dont want to fuck it up, but women tend to ignore whom they are attracted to

you're clueless. look at male
models : chisled, tall , wide, maybe muscular, maybe not. that's what women like. Like that ex con whose mug shot turned him unto a super model and all women went wet over. he was dyel, only fags like you and ugly people care.

>he doesn't lift for jesus

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Definitely smash. If you're a virgin it is hard to mess up if you go slowly and build up sexual tension during the foreplay. She'll love your life. Wrap it up tho

unironically this

women have the brain of a child when it comes to dating

Kek no. Muscular men are overrated and no longer in fashion. Go to any college campus or gym and strong men are a dime a dozen. It's nothing special because there are so many of them. Women are tired of them which is why skinny white boys are what women want now. Muscular men are seen as boring, insecure, caring about what other people think spending all that time at the gym and that's a big no-no. Skinny boys on the other hand have the bad boy vibe because they don't care about what people think about them. White boys have been vilified by the media which actually results in the opposite effect of making them look dangerous which is sexy. Plus that sleepy baggy eye look makes them look more mentally unstable. The kicker is when they look aloof which drives women crazy. They're like a lost rebellious bad boy puppy dog you want to run away with.

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>t. insightlet
Good thing I'm not a bestial idiot so my primary purpose in life can be whatever the fuck I want it to be.

>he hasn't been lifting to the point where the iron becomes part of his soul and body

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didn't read lol kys

i wish i was skinny like when i was 14 id be swimming in pussy right now im yacked and a loner only males and mom mire me

Way too fucking real

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Manlet here (5'7). Before I started lifting I was literally DYEL and weighed 130 lbs. I ran track in HS so I was shredded but basically skelly mode like the pic. My first ever GF in college was a 6'6 205lb volleyball player on my university's volleyball team that I met through a mutual friend. After dating for sometime and seeing that she would go to the gym to do squats, deadlifts etc as part of her volleyball training I decided to start lifting cause I was tired of being a 130lb DYEL manlet and it was embarrassing having her legs be like twice the size of mines. When she found out that I was lifting she literally confessed to me that she loves the fact that I'm skinny and weigh 130lbs because she thinks it's hot how easy it is to pick me up and throw me around during sex (she gets really into it for some reason and sometimes it can be scary for me but she is such a good gf in every other aspect I didn't care cause it made her happy). Anyways once I started making gains and putting on mass it literally pissed her off and she told me I was fine the way I was and to stop lifting. Long story short even though she was a great GF and the sex was amazing (albeit weird and kinky) I didn't want to be skelly mode anymore so we broke up so that I could make gains. This is unironically a real thing bros, there are girls out there that love skinny DYEL body types and I don't really understand it.

Based gif

Cope

>lifting for others
never gonna make it

this op. garuntee if that girl saw the top pic shirtless she'd be attracted to it.

What did you eat today user

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you made the right choice. gains goblins truly manifest themselves in the most inconceivable ways

wew not him but almost exactly the same except without the carrots

this thread is a total copefest jesus christ lmao

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Wtf is wrong with you, your GF sounds based

Fun fact: he is from my home town and my dad was his coach for a time

second body is unironically more aesthetic

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Death by snu snu user, glad you left her before she crushed your tiny manlet pelvis with her huge amazonian thighs.

What do you mean gains goblins?

I'd fuck number two long before number one tbqh.

never listen to a women preference especially if she post it on social media. that's just how she's feels at that moment. it'll change when a guy with muscles comes around

a gains goblin is anything or one that stands in the way of u making gains in the gym.

Your crush is a confused dyke

user, l know this may come off as cringy but you need to sit down and ask yourself is she worth ruining your beautiful body? Yes it's a known fact that women like extremely skinny boys, it doesn't mean you should bother getting as skinny as you can, it's your journey and nobody else's, nobody will step in the gym for you and lift for you. You've done that, every single week, for the past two years, ask yourself, have l grown into the wrong man, or are my emotions urging me to change everything for something that may not even be worth it? The world is gigantic, you're tiny, and yet you're the only one who has control over you, don't let how you feel about a woman make you feel down, deep down her (along with every woman's) image of muscular men is that of a stupid annoying dudebro, you aren't that and l'm sure if you try she'll love you back. Have a good day user we're really ALL gonna make it

your body isn't the deciding factor you dipshit, if she actually likes you it won't even matter. Lift for yourself, no grown woman is going to reject you if your body is healthy and not DYEL, it'll be for your personality more likely.

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XDDDDDD
Good reaction fellow redditer

She's baiting and false flagging idiot. It's a shit test, and you failed it for believing it.

As a skinny male this significantly boosted by self confidence, thanks stranger