what are the best exercises to prepate for fucking a girl in the ass, full nelson, while standing? So, holding her in midair
I'm thinking it's a combination of zercher squats, overhead press and barbell front raises
also suggest other standing sex positions and how you train for them
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I just workout normally and am strong enough to do it because I’m not a fuckin bitch.
Post the rest of that image though s-so I can confirm if it’s actually misty haha
Find a girl who'll let you fuck her in the ass first
that's actually not that hard in the modern world
anal is all the rage now
>lifting for women
I know, the only thing better is convincing a girl to only let you fuck her mouth
You'd be surprised how receptive w*m*n are to being denied
its on gelbooru, just search for kasumi_(pokemon)
you can full nelson fuck dudes too, if that's your cup of faggotry
If you meet a random girl that wants anal. You should step away from her. She is laden with STDs and has mental issues.
Get a committed girlfriend. Do front squats, and after she has come to enjoy anal. (Weeks worth of open and mutually agreed upon work, don't ever try and manipulate her into it). Share this fantasy with her. If you're doing everything else right in your relationship, she'll be eager to please.
Some reddit roasty is gonna pop in here and say that your girl will want to fuck you with a strapon. This is bullshit. A quality woman will value your masculinity as much as you value her femininity. She won't want to penetrate you anymore than you want to be penetrated.
>don't ever try and manipulate her into it
Persuasion is manipulation
>Persuasion is manipulation
Imagine living your life with this world view.
I didn't say it was a bad thing
>Imagine not believing this
Zercher Squats
why is everyone acting like the real hurdle here is anal? it's seriously so damn common these days. the only girls that don't do anal are koreans and ugly girls with low selfesteem who are afraid anal will demean them even further.
lifting and holding a human in front of you while you vigorously fuck them is a significanlt harder task and I'm not sure why it's being brushed over so easily
Girls don't weight much, and the ones that do can't be put in that position.
the guy you're replying to is some kind of hyperbeta who thinks men should grovel with thankfulness for even being in the presence of a woman. he probably uses terms like "toxic masculinity" to describe his penis
Seems tough on your back
I'd get some deadlift training to toughen up first
>why is everyone acting like the real hurdle here is anal?
It isn't rare, but it is uncommon enough to discuss how to approach it. If you've never walked a girl though the process. You're missing out. It is immensely gratifying. I don't do pickup culture. I live in a small university town where I actually date with the intention to find a wife. So my experience is different than say, a club rat in LA or a student at a leftwing university.
100%
Normally when someone posts saying “you need ay committed wife/gf! Sex out of marriage is a sin!” I laugh at them but this doesn’t sound like that kind of post. Granted there’s a couple types of girls I’d like to anally fuck as just a random hookup, but I’d still much rather have a cute committed gf and way down the line surprise her with anal after gradually building up to it with mild ass play/eating for a while. A random thot who just gives up anal is desensitized to sex and has more miles on her than a ‘91 Camry.
also what yoga aid at the end about a woman respecting your masculinity, good post man.
DONT LEWD MY WIFE MISTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Poke aren’t the only variety of balls she’s getting
it's hard to even find a nice clothed picture of her.
This
Hooked up with a chick bout two months ago at a convention. As soon as I saw the baby wipes in her hotel room I knew she did butt stuffs
Thanks man. Eating ass is actually key (to my method at least)
However, surprise and anal generally don't belong in the same sentence. The first time should have conspicuous amounts of lube. Like, so much lube that you are going to struggle to pay rent that month. Tell her from the get-go after you've started eating ass, That you would like to make her become comfortable enough to let you fuck her there. Spread it out over weeks, work up to it by putting your fingers in (with lube) while telling her everything you are doing to her ass. Do it while fucking vaginally. Push down on your penis through the wall of her rectum and through her PS spot(you'll know it when you feel it)
My experience has been that she will take the lead on what she wants and when she wants it. Have an after action report after each training session. This also gives you those "he cares about what I think"points.
She will start looking forward to the penis in ass with excitement and anticipation. Rather than doing it out of reluctance and some weird sense of obligation. (That attitude kills my boner)
*no, I do not work for the lube lobby.
Also, don't take anal advice from gay men. They tough it out their first few times. Your lady already has a fuckable hole. She's not going to have the same drive to earn a second one.
You sound like such a simp
Pretty much this
I haven't ever tried full Nelson but I've done the opposite (if that's how you would describe it, holding her so she's facing me, hands under her legs and holding her back) and it's honestly the single hardest exercise I have ever done in my life. Harder than lifting, harder than wrestling. I really think that sex where you put enough effort in can by itself give you a decent body
If you wanna fuck like a god
>Lunges
>squats
>calf raises
>hammer curls
>over head press
>standing rows
>pushups
>farmer walks
>lat pulls
>plank
Go for moderate reps and weight 4 to 5 sets. If you think you need to powerlifting to throw chicks around, Stop Fucking Fat Girls.
But most importantly never skip cardio,maybe go light on days you're gonna fuck. The leaner you are the more visable and function dick you'll have
yea that's what I figured. I haven't tried it yet, but holding 100-120 lbs in front of you for an extended period of time (5+ minutes) while moving your hips seems like it would be pretty damn taxing
I'm honestly surprised it isn't a goal for most guys on Jow Forums
Draw a diagram
Can't draw a diagram, am on mobile, but imagine this: man stood upright, woman is facing him with her legs over his shoulders. His arms go underneath her arms like double underhooks
>uses terms like "toxic masculinity" to describe his penis
Thanx user, I'm going to call my penis that from now on.
>like double underhooks
Fucking wrestlers
>her PS spot
Fucking road atlas of the female pelvis when?
already exists in medical books as far as I'm aware, but it won't be distributed widely because it offends feminists
Yeah I was wondering, care to describe it a bit more? Never heard of it but I think I may have found it on my own
This is your mind on porn; stop watching it.
>inb4 you just randomly had the idea to pick a girl up with that grip around her head and putting your dick in the hole she defecates from
Stop watching porn.
This is your mind on society
>inb4 you just randomly had the idea to hit keys on a keyboard in a certain order, save and post a closeup of a mans face, contemplate whether pornography is a valid use of time, and that you should dissuade people from looking at it
everything is made up dude
So you're fucking her standing and holding her? Basically a zercher pump
Most of them like it if you do it right
Actually I just watch porn purely to get new ideas for things to try. It’s not easy, it’s a lot of work man.
Blessed
Exhibit A: "Learned helplessness, oversocialized, demoralized" in the flesh ladies and gentlemen
Anal predates porn, It was used as a valid form of love making in every society. Catholics are pretty much the only people who have a problem with it. And that's because they like to maximize fertility. Hormonal contraceptive is doing far more harm individual women and society than anal can.
I also urinate out of my penis. Hope that isn't a problem either
How do you guys breath during sex?
i always *SNIFF" pull back and then *THRUST* and exhale in two motions *OFF,OFF*
but sometimes i like inhale like "FUUUU" and *THRUST* into a big "OOOFFFFFFF"
>, but it won't be distributed widely because it offends lesbian feminists
FIFY
anytime a woman has an orgasm without direct stimulation of the clit, a dyke cries.
women have no problem complaining about the death grip masturbation syndrome. But they get a little touchy if you attribute their sexual dysfunction to their vibrator that runs at the same frequency as my ultrasonic knife.
Finally, a sane man in this thread.
Right? They don’t even have an eroginous zone up there, just sympathetic shit from the cooter being so close, it’s mostly the thrill of it that does it for them
>inb4 into foids
The PS spot or the Perineal sponge is a body of erectile tissue between the vagina and rectum. During arousal, it becomes engorged with blood, same principle as a penis. Direct stimulation is generally intensely pleasurable and orgasms have been known to come from it alone.
If you're ever sucking on a girl's bean, put your thumb inside the vagina to the knuckle if your nails are well groomed, and press down firmly, but not like an idiot. She'll let you know if it works for her
And it's alot easier than trying to hit her g-spot with your face in the way.
Watch out kids. It's the gal pals from lolcow. Here to lecture us on the four orgasms they've gotten in their whole lives.
LOL
>tfw gf likes sex but not anal
why even live bros
Ewww, get a new one.
but i love her
Well, ok.... but she better treat you like a king
>gf
Been married for 12 years and I've never fucked her ass. Get on my level, boy.
if you dont manage to get your woman to do anything you want at sex you are just not man enough. its that simple.
you will find the way to do it by dominance, and there is plenty of ways to dominate another individual. specially easy to do in a man-female relationship. the ability to read and aknowledge your mate strong/weak points, how to bend them, how to use them, how to manipulate it, etc.
be a fucking man, strong will and wisdom has been our biggest weapon in our entire history as species
Why would you ever want to fuck anyone's asshole?
Because they're faggots
Cause my girlfriend is preserving her virginity. So I put it in her pooper. She's on OMAD, so her bowel movements are very predictable. And it makes easier to wait for marriage.
>Cause my girlfriend is preserving her virginity. So I put it in her pooper.
Is this like that shit chicks pull where they suck a million cocks but it wasn't actually sex because it wasn't vaginal so they're still a virgin tee hee
enjoy shit on your dick
Well, it would break the terms of our relationship if she were to kiss another man anywhere, including his penis. But yes, she would still be a virgin.
That's pathetic.
Well, the experience isn't enjoyable Itself. My girlfriend panicked and ran into the shower. I am proud of how I handled the situation though. I immediately changed my sheets and put the soiled ones into the laundry. The stains were tiny, but I washed it on the sanitary setting anyway. I then joined her in the shower and consoled her. She thought I would be disgusted with her, but I was informed enough to know that this was bound to happen sooner or later. I was able to recover her self confidence. and we scrubbed our offending bodyparts off separately. And then we began to wash each other's bodies, almost ritualistically. That is one of my most cherished memories.
We dried ourselves off and slipped into the fresh covers. I had a bag of red seedless grapes in my mini fridge and we ate them while talking about what we'd name our children. I wanted to name our first son Thomas Magnum. But she thinks that's a silly name.
I sometimes forget that many people on this board are proper autists.
>not wanting to literally fuck the shit out of her
enjoy being cucked when chad thundercock demands her ass and her feminine insticts cause her to forget you exist when she bends over and begs for an assfucking
your stories are fucking gay and your girlfriend is being dp'd by black dudes whenever you're not around
This better be a troll jesus fuck so cringe
>religiocucks
Absolutely disgusting
We live in the 4 corners region. There isn't a single black man within a day's drive. Let alone two.
The town I was born in was the last to get electricity in the lower 48 states.
>ME PUT PEE PEE PHALLUS IN POO POO HOLE AHHHHHH
This is your mind on porn
Cumbrains
>Cumbrains
Do you always call women sexually derogatory names? Or just anonymously?
Ew! I don't speak to women.
I don’t get it
I got you bros
I'm gonna need a step by step user do I throw her on top of the refrigerator first, and then impale her with my member?
>there are some men who will never know the joy of picking a girl's shit out from under their foreskin
I'd kill myself if I were circumcised.
>Implying I'm religious
Why did you post a Trap?
>gf likes to get high before sex
>tells me to fuck her ass
>we try but it wont work
>weeks later i tell her im gonna fuck her ass while doing doggy
>she says ok and braces herself
>still doesnt work, didnt expect it to but that moment she took to prepare herself was one of the hottest things to me
Nice
that's fucking gay and degenerate.
you only in need to put bebis in a bagina, and solely for the purpose of making a progeny
>atheist
there's your answer
>worshipping the whore of babylon
and yes, i do in fact go to a walmart church
Exhausting but damn... Definitely worth it.
1) you bury your dick so deep with those spread legs and got full ROM.
2) Your girl will go wild from you being able to handle her like a fuck puppet
3) orgasm is wild from being tensed in every fibers of your body.
>Full Nelson
>not behind the neck mating press
That's a high quality girl user.
>kasumi
Where I’m from we call her misty you dirty gook
>Defends literal whores
Oh wow