Walk into gym
>EXIT LIGHT
Walk into gym
Jackson Cox
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Isaac Russell
>ENTER NIGHT
Brandon Lewis
>TAKE MY HAAAAND
Ryder Reed
>Walk into gym at my apartment complex
>Guy in the Phi Delt shirt is sitting on his phone on the ONE BENCH
>Cardiobunny in the Zeta shirt is on the ONE treadmill
>dyel FIJI kid is curling 15s
>Kid in the SAE shirt is doing coke right off his machine
Fuck man get me out of college
Ethan Gonzalez
based fucking gym
Ian Martinez
>I GOT NINE LIVES, CATS EYES
Kevin Rogers
And that's where I want to be, yeah
Jonathan Gonzalez
>pull up to the gym in my numbers matching 1970 Dodge Challenger
>rev the engine in the parking lot as to announce my arrival, the window panes in the gym shake under the American made v8 power, a bald eagle soars overhead as I enter
>upon my arrival, the workers at the front greet me on a first name basis and we banter, instantly receive similar attention at any auto or hardware shop
>walk straight into the locker room and talk about the wife with my buds while partially dressed for a half hour
>finally, walk into the gym, phone clipped on my belt, skull tshirt and white adidas runners, I'm ready
BOOOORRRNNNN TO BE WILLLLLLLDDDDD!
>hit the bench, now that's a lift
>grunt with each rep, loudly sigh, wipe my face and audibly say "OH BOYYY" so everyone in the gym can hear me
>see some kid on his phone and tell him "working out your thumbs today?"
>see another kid that's wearing some turban on his head, turn to my friend Bert and say "Where did all of these "pull starts" come from?
>start deadlifting
I'MM ON THE HIIIGGHHWAY TO HELLL!
>start grunting louder so everyone on machines can hear me
>think to myself "this generation is killing the plate industry"....
>start squating
HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICCCANNNE!
>get my friends Rod "Hot Rod" and Darryl "Big Dare" to spot me / talk about our lawns
>do 3 plate as I break the news that I got a new riding mower
>"just used my boy's tuition!" - whole gym erupts in laughter
>see a negro boy in a Bernie shirt
>the whole crew glares in judgement; we agree on the sentiment that if you live in this country you got to respect the president
>finish my workout with some curls, have several towels around to wipe my sweat off
>get a granola bar mid-curls to sustain energy
>while I'm there, accidentally send a picture of my legs to my son while texting him to take out the trash
>leave the gym feeling the grace of Jesus and America looking down on me, knowing full well it'll be another good day tomorrow
Nolan Foster
>DIRTY DEEDS
>THUNDER CHIEF
Grayson White
Walk into gym
>SHUT UP AND EAT
>TOO BAD NO BON APPETIT
>SHUT UP AND EAT
>TOO BAD NO BON APPETIT
Michael Gutierrez
>SAE kid snorting coke in public
Yeah sounds about right
Tyler Bell
the song never once says thunder chief
Jack Allen
my bad, DUNDER CHIEF
Blake Bell
it's done dirt cheap.
Lincoln Reyes
Wrapped up like a douche
Another runner in the night
Hudson Ortiz
BLUNDER THEIF
Jonathan Carter
Lmao, hey Devin larrot
Lucas Brown
>YOUVE BEEN
Carter Turner
Based
Lincoln Evans
underrated
Brandon Ward
You must be fun at parties
Jaxon Lopez
Walk into the gym
>DES-PA-CITO
Levi Thompson
I would unironically quit the gym. I won't pay for torture
Xavier Wood
Jesus. I've only been to America once but it's like I'm really still there.
Tyler Cooper
God bless America
Evan Myers
>WE'RE OFF TO GAINY GAINER LAND
Blake Clark
now THAT'S a post
Chase Rogers
>THUNDERFUCKED
Chase Hill
>walk into gym
>BROTHER WILL KILL BROTHER
>SPILLING BLOOD ACROSS THE LAND
William Johnson
That's not Devon retard
Jack Howard
I'm pretty sure it is though, first thing I thought when I saw that pic was Devon. I'm always right so stop being a retard.
Blake Rivera
>walk into gym
TAKI TAKI
TAKI TAKI RRRRUUUUUUMBA
Bentley Smith
Walk into the gym
>Oi Aljia aljo, Muslimanski Izrode
Nathaniel Mitchell
What kind of selo do you lift in, Serbro?
Benjamin Watson
>Lives in: Crna Rijeka
William Gonzalez
>walk into gym
>Then I beheld Kadath and it's cloud-hidden peak.
>And I beheld the Crawling Chaos beneath.
>They kneel 'fore the invoker.
>The Old Ones, awakened again.
Cameron Reyes
Blonded by the light
Jace Hill
>walk into gym
>BANG YOUR HEAAAD
>METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD
Juan Anderson
Justin Watson
Please tell me you don't follow this cringefellow
James James
Based and onion pilled
Connor Cook
>Walk into gym
>Limp Buzkit
>Walk into gym next day
>Royalty-free techno
Caleb Adams
>does ss lite with girl weight
>I need a gym where I can scream my lungs off when I beast out
Kayden Lopez
No jury would convict you for setting the place alight.
Eli Perry
>walk into gym any day
>same radio station playing the same normiepop playlist on loop
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
James Bell
The YouTube algorithm has been feeding me cooked shit for weeks
Benjamin Bell
I think we can both agree. Razorfist has shitty taste in metal
Jack Campbell
based
Juan Nelson
...
Adrian Hernandez
"Hell naw, I want that crew love"
EVERY FUCKING DAY
Lucas Lewis
*crack*
*siiiiiiiiiiip*
yep, now that's a gym workout
Mason Russell
walk into gym
>”hey this is alex, from shit crap rock, and you’re listening to dog shit on la fitness radio”
Christian Anderson
>tfw no AMMEP STRENGTH gym equipment
Jeremiah Bennett
Based boomer
Easton Barnes
>ON MY OWN ALONE TONIGHT
>I'LL FIND THAT INNER LIGHT
Aaron Wright
>tfw been raining so much lately you can't mow the lawn
Jace Morris
>Walk into gym
>MY FRIEND'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND HE HATES THAT BITCH
Benjamin Allen
>All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for an older guy
Andrew Long
>walks in
>YEAH I'M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD
well, still better than the previous 24/7 playlist
Logan Brooks
>Play at gym constantly
>Plays at home constantly because parents have a fucking obsession with that song
>Sister hums the tune day in, day out
I'm losing my fucking mind.
Liam Powell
>Walk into the gym
I'M IN LOVE WITH JESSE'S GIRL!
Jaxon Russell
>DARKNESS, IMPRISONING ME, I CANNOT SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR
Ayden Bailey
>those deadlifts
Yikes
Lincoln Sanchez
Walk into gym
>I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
>SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY
>TO THE SKIIIIIII-IIII-IIIES
>SEE CAROLUS RISE
>WITH THE LORD MY PROTECTOR
>MAKE THEM BOW TO MY WILL
>TO THE SKIIIIIII-IIII-IIIES
>SEE CAROLUS RISE
Jace Ward
Walk into gym
>OUT OF ASGARD'S GATES
>A CHARIOT OF GOLD
>PULLED ALONG THE WAY
>BY TANNGRISNIR AND TANNGNJOST
Xavier Hill
>MONEY FOR NOTHING AND CHICKS FOR FREE
Zachary Wilson
Absolutely and undeniably based
Ryan Davis
>not Panini or Rodeo from the new EP
Liam Jones
Walk into gym
>FLY AWAY IN MY SPACE ROKET
>YU NO NEED PUT MONEY IN MY POKET
>DE DOOR IS CLOSE I JUST LOK IT
Matthew Hall
Based boomer
Justin Price
>talk about our lawns
Absolutely made it.