Donairs are the absolute best bulking food, prove me wrong

Donairs are the absolute best bulking food, prove me wrong

>250+ grams of mystery meat per donair, has to be at least 50+ grams of protein plus unknown quantities of fat
>pita and sweet sauce provides simple and complex carbs
>token tomato provides micronutrients

If you're not eating donairs on a weekly basis, are you even really bulking?

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Who the fuck bulks in the middle of summer?

Haligonians, cause theres maybe 3 days all summer it's not overcast and shitty out.

Döners, not fucking "donairs", retard.

It's a regional variation, get cultured scrub.

No, "Donair" is a brand name, all Donairs are Döners but not all Döners are Donairs.

I'm not gonna argue with you on the second point (absolutely, all donairs are variations of doners) but "donair" isn't a brand, it's just an east coast Canadian variation of a doner. They're both fantastic, but itd be like two people arguing about sliders vs. cheeseburgers - one is absolutely a derivative of the other, but distinct enough to be it's own separate food.

what the fuckkk do you mean by this, I am new to lifting, am i not supposed to be eating more calories and protein to gain the muscle that I tore?

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A Greek faggot invented a "new" sauce for a döner and you leaf faggots couldn't pronounce the word so it got butchered to Donair. It is a brand name created by King of Donair.

He means that you should cut for summer so you can flash your abs and look good with less clothes.

It’s like 70% fat.

You seem hellbent on arguing this. "Donair" is not a brand name, it's a regional variation. Yes the KoD invented the Canadian donair, but go across eastern Canada or Alberta and you'll see thousands of donair shops. It's a different food with different ingredients in a different style, based on a Eurasic template. What more do do you want me to say?

Imagine eating foods made by musilm Turks. Europoors truly are retarded and will never stop bending over to middle eastern and Islam

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In uni I had a Turk as a roommate. For all that's wrong with them (and lemme tell ya, theres a lot), those fuckers know how to eat well.

Have sex, unironically

In a true logic world, those retards would have been killed but oh well, this world is fucked. Rationality is gone. Someone better nuke the earth before the enemy wins, total destruction.

Muslim Turks were legit the bastions of civilization for hundreds of years. History oscillates, the western world wont be the baseline for modernity forever.

Turks are retarded, back in HS they always started shit with the Afghans and pakis and persians, niggas were always tryna fight. They lost to all of them, got their ass kicked. Only small beta whites they beat up and won, biggest pussies I ever seen. Also, they claim to be musilm but smoke, drink and eat pork

WHAT THE HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS A DONNA IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GYRO OR SCHWARMA JUST CALL IT ONE OF THOSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO PULL MY FUCKING TEETH IT SOUNDS SO FUCKING FAGGY TO SAY OUT LOUD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GET THE FUCK OUT

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Make sure to ALWAYS eat your pita wraps with pork gyros. Btw, gyros is the meat, the whole thing is pita or pita wrap (or if you're an athenian boybutt lover, a souvlaki)

If you were eating a slice of Chicago deep dish pizza, would you say "I'm having a slice of pizza" or "I'm having Chicago deep dish"? Its based on a gyro/doner template but is a regional variant, distinct enough to be its own food. This is a hill I will die on.

Not wrong. Turkish roomie would tell me that back home, if you made eye contact with someone across the street there was a good chance he would cross the street to start beef with you. Toxic masculinity in the most literal form of the word. That being said, my roomie was based as fuck and would always make food in our dorm.