What are you suppose to do when you notice a girl miring you? What's a failsafe way to start a normal interaction?

What are you suppose to do when you notice a girl miring you? What's a failsafe way to start a normal interaction?

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Smile at her in a playful way then go talk to her if you like her

Unzip dick and helicopter while flicking you tongue rapidly and groaning

actual legit answer

>THE FUCK YOU LOOKING At WHORE?

Walk up to them and ask them for their number, start messaging and talking to them for a while building up a strong bond with eachother. Then when you feel its right ask them out for dinner sometime making sure to act confident and say all the right things. After dinner, take her back to your place, throw her on the bed and go down to give her the old lickaroo. Throw her out when you realise she doesn't have a penis then post about it on Jow Forums while in tears.

Make eye contact and don't be the first to look away regardless of how long it lasts.

Panic

You gay and bluepilled
Don't do this OP

ignore her and gaslight yourself into thinking you imagined it

I did this yesterday to 3 differents girls, they smiled. But i think i forgot a step, maybe i should have talk to them ? Well fuck life, i have no time for this kind of game I just want to fuck

Internally rotate your scapulae.

Dont listen to this faggot, OP, do exactly as I said

Look her straight in the eyes and calmly yet aggressively state the following:

>“Bow down before me. I am a savage viking warlord who will dominate and violate every hole in your body. I will make you cry tears of joy and pain simultaneously. I will strangle you so hard that I suck out your entire soul and send you to another dimension. I am powerful, I am merciless, and once I smell the scent of a woman I desire there is no escape. Now we can either do this the easy way or the hard way. Your choice slut.”

Do any of you actually think you’re funny?

Yes, now whats the issue here?

Fuck yeah whore

I'm trying this next time I see a female ever again.

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>What are you suppose to do when you notice a girl miring you?
I don't have the slightest idea. Never been such a situation.

>make an obscure Naruto reference
>if she gets it, wife her
>If she doesn't get it, explain it to her in sufficient detail that she could write a PhD dissertation on the topic
>????
>have sex and profit.

sauce?

i don't stare at people because it's rude, so i have no idea when someone is checking me out.

I've been told by others that girls do stare at me, but i never notice it.

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