Oh Jow Forums, don't be silly, you don't need to go to the gym anymore, I love you as you are. Just stay here with me, we'll order some takeout and cuddle on the couch.
Oh Jow Forums, don't be silly, you don't need to go to the gym anymore, I love you as you are. Just stay here with me...
Justin Johnson
Julian Rogers
Anything for you, goblina-chan
n-no homo
Caleb Cook
p-please shoo shoo goblin-sama!
Ryder Flores
Literally this exact scenario is why I lost my gains from high school
Fuck me
Charles Collins
I think there is something suspicious about this cute anime girl
Levi Jenkins
>She tries to fix me big dinners and pushes junk food on me so she doesn't have to compete with the girls at my gym.
>she doesn't realize that I'm living on OMAD and I still have to drink a big protien shake before bed just to hit matinence
>She doesn't know that I still can't talk to girls, and that getting her took once in a lifetime courage.
>I'm actually doing her a favor, because she is trying to cut me down into a domesticated lapdog, but if she succeeds, she would find me unattractive.
Rage against the gains goblins.
Logan Gray
Rage, rage! Against the dying of the gains.
Ryder Cox
Theres no need to be angry, just eat the food and stop going to the gym
Grayson Kelly
How much gainz has that gobbo stolen?
holy cow
Connor Brown
BITCH IS GONNA LEAVE ME
Jordan Clark
truth is women have no conscious idea of what attracts them
so they'll make you fat and lazy because they aren't consciously aware that you will lose value
then they wonder where the excitement went and dump you
if you get with an uppity bitch and she tries to turn you into a beta cuck the same thing happens
Elijah Thompson
The thing is, generally speaking, women don't think your muscles are because you hit the gym, eat correctly, etc - they think it's genetic. This is due to a combination of the following:
>they seldom do sports/exercise compared to men so they don't know shit about it
>even if they do "exercise" it's cardio or glorified stretching
>their own sexual market value is mostly inherent and comes from them being young or having good genetics (natural breast size, hip to waist ratio - these things are pretty much unchangeable), they naturally assume that it's the same with men
>not to mention that it's couple with various psychological factors like said
Easton Morales
Shoo shoo, be gone goblin you cant have my gains
Ryder Robinson
>have gf of 5 years
>have pretty gud relationship
>have some falling out for a couple of months
>start behaving like I'm interested in other girls
>flirt, socialize with them, even go on a couple dates (nothing happens because I actually love my gf and only have eyes for her)
>she wants me like there's no tomorrow after a couple months of this
Women are insufferable
Nicholas Howard
Kys crab
Zachary Ward
why so sour little buddy?
Hunter Campbell
I fought the gains goblin king today by stuffing my face even though I wasn’t hungry because I’m bulking
What did you do today user?
Andrew Jenkins
Do you have a gallery?
Jayden White
You mean a gallery of gains goblin king pictures? Nah dawg, I just draw them on my cracked-ass phone when im bored
Andrew Garcia
>gf always says this and tries to guilt trip me into not going to the gym
>She gave up because she knows it'll never happen
Never fall for that trap
Wyatt Martin
Like Patrice O'Neal once said, men are bears and women are fish. Woman are only attracted to you when you can still catch fish.
Blake Young
My foot hurts really bad for some reason and I was told to stay off of it as much as possible for a week, but today was leg day. So I did leg extensions and hamstring curls, and neither puts pressure on the foot.
Not today, Gains Goblins.
Noah Taylor
Well more like general art gallery, but nice edits regardless :)
Samuel Adams
Maybe I'll make a gallery or something would probably give me a reason to put a bit more effort into drawing, any website suggestions?
Jason Brooks
>tfw have been seeing a girl for 3 months now, assumed she'd be a gains goblin since she's slim and obvs doesn't lift
>actually a great cook and keen runner, eats really healthy
>super hard worker, encourages me to get my shit together wherever possible
>gives me rub downs after the gym in the shower, mires on the regular
>she's 4 years older and recently out of a 4 year long relationship so even tho we see each other twice a week, she doesn't want anything more serious than this, i'm all she can handle right now
>the sex is unreal, she's taught me a lot about how to be good in bed
>she's only with me, but because she knows i'm kind of looking for something serious, she says "you don't have to be exclusive to me, i wouldn't want you to miss out on finding someone because you're with me"
>so ive been banging other girls guilt free as well
feels bretty good tee bee queue aitch fellas
Kevin Ortiz
>things that didnt happen
Ethan Cruz
Yes, that's right, be lulled into a false sense of security
Michael Walker
seems like that huh but nah, it's real
can barely believe it myself desu
>pic related: her confirming to me when i was on hols that i could do whatever i wanted
Matthew Taylor
Nathan Walker
:3
Sebastian Williams
imgur
Dominic Butler
Jow Forums(nel)
Elijah Howard
Oh sorry for the late reply, I'd say Twitter, Tumblr or Deviantart.
Maybe you could do a fitness server on discord.
Henry Johnson
>literally asks how your night was fucking another girl one message after implying she wants to get fucked next time you meet
where in god's name did you find this woman user what the FUCK
Josiah Gutierrez
You’re too late king, I’m posting from the gym RIGHT NOW
Henry Lee
Fuck you goblin. I am at work, but I will slay your shit. Roll!
Noah Miller
I am Goblin Slayer and I'm gonna slay some goblins
Ryder Price
Uh, user... You do realize someone's banging her behind your back too, don't you?
Anthony Wright
unlikely, given her schedule and how she always asks me to sext when we're apart and she's horny, but like i said it's not even serious so i honestly wouldn't care that much - i'd be a hypocrite if i did tbph
Landon Hernandez
post body please, hers too if possible
Xavier Martinez
It’s never too late to get your gains back breh
Isaiah Richardson
rolling
Carter White
I look like complete shit right now
6’1 190ish
Idk if I’m willing to post her bod, will consider
Carson Russell
cover her face or something like with your pic pls
Nolan Thomas
eh fuck it, but like this is the most i'll give you
Angel Gomez
I think women are gains goblin unconsciously because making the man fat would give him no other options, lulling her into a false sense of security. But once he loses his masculinity and is enslaved to her, she’s no longer attracted to him.
Jonathan Collins
doing the same fucking thing right now bro, stuffing my mouth with oatmeal and while it tastes pretty good my stomach is about to explode
browsing this board really helps with stuffing yourself with food i found out
Nolan Wood
She cute, that's all I needed, just wanted to know how you guys looked like. Enjoy your night brother
Dominic Martin
>hard worker
>keen runner
>eats super healthy
>that body
something is not adding up here
Connor Hall
yup
>man is attractive cos he's uncontrollable
>she wants him, but wants him to herself
>wears him down so she can control him
>no longer attracted
the trick is, get a girl to feel that she has no control over you whatsoever, and that at any point you could go out and bang anyone you wanted, yet nonetheless you choose every day to stay with her. that's the secret to long term relationship happiness, easier said than done i know
you basically need to have a vibe of
>i don't care what you want me to do, i'll do what i want to do
>but what i want to do is be with you, make you happy and plough you senseless
don't try to make her happy in every little situation, don't give in to small things, and make it clear she can't manipulate you emotionally. only then will she be able to properly appreciate your affection and reciprocate fully
Michael Gray
Kek looks like that fit memes and green text fag is already posting all these pictures to Instagram
Chase Morris
That's what I'm currently working on, trying to slowly climb out of the whole I'm in atm
Adam Thomas
R o l l
Jaxson Bailey
Yamate goblin sama, I can't afford to get any bigger
Anthony Rivera
would absolutely ream in both
Jaxson Wright
when i said
>keen runner
i didn't mean she does marathons all the time, just like 5-10k 3 times a week. running massively improves your health without necessarily making many aesthetic differences, if you're not an obeast, hence why i assumed at first she was a gains goblin but was surprised to find she was actually pretty healthy
Camden Parker
roll
Brody Foster
Both are disgusting. Terrible tattoo decisions are forever.
Ian Bailey
fuckin nice
Lucas King
i despise my fetish and so do you
Brody Lewis
if you can't handle her when she's bulking you don't deserve her when she's a bloatlady
Jaxson Ward
Its a blessing and a curse
Luke Thomas
That just looks like a curse my man
Owen Gomez
I think a simpler explanation is the women are people, and statically, most people you meet will have a terrible personality. Find yourself one of the good ones.
Much easier said than done, of course.
Ayden Jones
If this board had balls they'd hack his page and delete it
>inb4 NYPA
>inb4 do it yourself
Wouldn't know how to. Janny fuck off I'm talking hypotheticals.
Christian James
Women being better than the gym?
Pure fiction. We made it up.
Alexander Price
Roll
Brayden Carter
Your goblin-chans are nothing compared to Goblin Matriarch.
>user, why don't you eat dinner
>mom, you know I'm on OMAD
>but you're starving
>MOM THAT'S THE POINT
Jackson Gray
Roll
Robert Anderson
Hello
Julian Gray
Thanks for the idea
Christian Sanchez
Fuck off i cant sleep now
Isaac Carter
I'm not lifting for you anyway, it's my hobby
Come on, are you coming with me or do you want to be a lazy fat fuck?
Kevin Parker
I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about your name seems slightly fishy
Sebastian Perry
Naw living in the land of the burger with a fat fetish is probably the best curse to have. I feel sorry for normies, their stock is quickly dwindling.
Wyatt Thompson
Rolling to conquer not just this goblin but the meta-goblin that represents the series of all goblins known and unknown
Jaxson Cook
Fakken dis. Frickin GAWBLINS y'all need to DIIE
Jackson Miller
I'll smash your head faggot
Logan Peterson
ok
David Diaz
BEGONE GOBLIN, YOU CANNOT BEAT MY DUB GUNS!!!
Eli Thomas
If dubs I will have slain the goblin
Asher Morgan
You'll burn, but first
rollin
Jordan Campbell
What do you do on a date with one of these girls?
John Lee
It's official, women like to be cucked
William Garcia
Rolling like your head after these dubs