If Jow Forums was an animal, what animal would you be?

Cockasaurus Rex

I'd wish to be a mountain lion
I'm probably more like a capybara though

Cute would fuck

A better looking human

A very ripped chimp

A woman

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800lb silverback

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he just chillin.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

"Hey Jamie have you ever seen that video of that kangeroo chocking the fucken life out of another kangaroo? Pull that shit up"

"Look he's got the fucking Triangle hold on lockdown, God what a beast"

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choking*

Motherfucking kiwi bros

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A chimp

A cheetah no questions asked. I love them so much it hurts ;_;

what a strange guy

A bull or a bird. Hard to pick

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A horse

im already a fucking animal

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Peacock

cow

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what does he do?
Is he smarter than a human?

did kangaroos evolve to strangle? How did he know to hold the roo naked choke? What other animals evolved to do jitz?

My brother.

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They are quite intelligent and very good at escaping captivity. Also they are good at deception and camoflauge. Definitely smarter than some humans

Fuck

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can man and octopus live in peace?

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Probably an angry rodent like creature. Probably a badger.

how difficult and risky would it be to hunt red kangaroos with just a club?

A bird so I can fly

>Lets the other kangaroo go on the offensive
>Watches the other kangaroo's head
>Times it just right and takes the other kangaroo to the ground
>That chokehold

Grab your guns gents, looks like the kangaroos are evolving

What's this, I have a calcium deficiency that only some human/cow hybrid toddy milkies will save me from

milk

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Another trick kangaroos know is they'll often drown doggos if they're in a position to hold one under water.

Sayonara mate

Wild boar.

That's not even a truck
Post the one with the guy saving his dog from a roo

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A nigger I guess?

Assuming you're not a manlet, and you stick with 1v1, it's definitely easy. Sure they have a bit more range with their legs, but they're really weak and lightweight.

I am krogan!

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T-rex

A BVLL

look at that faggot dyel. cant punch for shit so he needs to use his claws to scratch at stomachs

>Mauls your child
tss, nothing personel human.